Month: October 2005

  • It simply makes sense for Branson- vote “Yes” for tourism and our future


    The Branson Daily Independent, and obviously the Ole Seagull, recommends a “Yes” vote for tourism on Nov. 8. We fully support and endorse the one percent sales tax to be used for the purpose of promoting tourism within the Branson Lakes Area Tourism Community Enhancement District



    Tourism is an extremely competitive business with many destinations and opportunities competing for tourists and their dollars. Combine that with the fact that Branson’s competitors have coordinated marketing budgets that are three to five times that of Branson and it is easy to understand why Branson’s overall visitor total is at best anemic and its rate of first time visitors has fallen to critical levels.



    Some say that the answer is new things, shopping, shows, stars etc. Since it’s earliest entertainment days Branson’s entertainment product has evolved and changed to meet the needs of its visitors and provide them with an experience that will bring them back again. The current Branson entertainment product is the result of an on going process of adaptation, innovation, improvement and the blending the best of the new with Branson’s rich heritage of family entertainment.



    Recent independent research indicates that the majority of the people coming to Branson like what they experience and return. That’s not a hard thing for an Ole Seagull to believe because he came to Branson, liked what he experienced and has been living in the Branson area for the last 20 years. Come to think of it there are probably a lot of people reading this column that have had a similar experience.



    In any event, whether it is the unproven new, the tried and proven, or a constantly changing blend of both, in terms of Branson, or any other travel destination, the concept of “build it and they will come” only happens in the movies. Without effective marketing, what will make people want to come and experience Branson?



    There are those who say that it is the job of the attractions, shows, restaurants, lodging establishments, etc. to pay for the marketing of Branson. Yet, this very week a lot of people are going to look at store ad inserts in newspapers. The purpose of the ad is to bring customers into the store with the intent that, once they are inside, those customers will purchase the goods that the store is selling.



    “Branson Promise,” is a specialty coffee which is on the shelf with 20 other coffees in a local grocery store. How much of the 21 brands of coffee in the store, including “Branson Promise,” will be sold if the store’s marketing does not bring customers into the store? On the other hand, assuming that the store’s marketing is generating traffic, it is up to the makers of “Branson Promise” to market it so that when the stores customers make a coffee selection at the store it is “Branson Promise” rather than one of the other 20 brands of coffee that is being sold.



    Branson and other tourist destinations are the “stores” who compete with each other to get visitors. The individual attractions, shows, restaurants, lodging establishments, etc. are the 21 brands of coffee that must market and differentiate themselves from their competitors. The challenge is the same in both instances. If the store, Branson, fails to generate enough visitors, then both the store and those whose products are being sold within the store lose.



    Branson desperately needs more funding to competitively market what it has to offer. The proposed tax is as fair a way as there is to provide that funding. As a lovely lady that I know and respect recently said, “This is designed to not only help the economy but insure that it does not hurt the resident” which is why the vast majority of the total tax collected will be paid by the very tourists that the tax is going to market to and the tax itself does not apply to items such as groceries, prescription drugs, medical supplies, gasoline, and other items exempted by Missouri law.



    In a community of independent entrepreneurs, diverse attitudes, priorities and backgrounds it’s an amazing feat to have an important initiative of this scope so widely supported. By all of us investing a little, we can, in the words of that same lady, “Stay competitive, stay in the forefront, and maintain our quality of life as we know it and love it!” We encourage you to vote YES for tourism and our future on Nov. 8.

  • Branson’s Silver Dollar City Presents “An Old Time Christmas” Nov.5-Dec.30

    One of the nation’s most highly acclaimed festivals presents the world’s most famous choir when Branson’s Silver Dollar City showcases the Vienna Boys Choir* in special performances during An Old Time Christmas, which runs November 5 – December 30 at the theme park in Branson, Mo.



    Established in 1498 in Austria, the Vienna Boys Choir brings one of the world’s oldest choral legacies to their vocal performances November 18-19 at the theme park, which has been named one of the top 10 places in the country to have a bright Christmas by USA Today and the A&E Network, and named the “USA’s Best Holiday Light Show” by America’s Best Online.



    An Old Time Christmas also features one of the park’s biggest and most popular productions ever, A Dickens’ Christmas Carol, an original, musical adaptation of the famous classic. Show elements include vanishing ghosts, revolving scenery, pyrotechnic special effects, scenic projections, flying spirits and a talented cast of 14 actors, accompanied by a live band.



    Renowned for its spectacular Christmas lights, Silver Dollar City is transformed into an evening wonderland, with over four million lights and 1,000 decorated Christmas trees. The dazzling Holiday Light Parade glides through the streets of the City each evening, with colorful, musical floats representing the Gifts of Christmas.



    Each evening at 5:30 p.m., guests join together on the Square for the lighting of the five-story Special Effects Christmas Tree, adorned with over 250,000 lights that blaze in a musical show coordinated to the movements of Christmas songs. Silver Dollar City’s unique creation, the Special Effects Christmas Tree presents classics such as “Carol of the Bells” and Handel’s “Hallelujah Chorus” in a spectacular light and sound show. The performances begin with the tree-lighting ceremony and continue every 15 minutes until park closing.



    A returning favorite feature of the festival is the re-creation of the ancient town of Bethlehem, which fills the Red Gold Heritage Hall and provides a backdrop for the Living Nativity. The dramatic presentation is staged upon a two-story themed set, presenting an inspiring look at the story of the birth of Christ.



    Tastes of the season are in abundance throughout the park, from a Prime Rib Buffet at the Mill Restaurant to traditional favorites such as Turkey and Gravy with Cran-Apple Raisin Dressing. Festive holiday treats include old-fashioned Chocolate and Marshmallow S’Mores cooked over open an open grill, warm Apple Dumplings with Cinnamon Ice Cream, Gingerbread Cookies, Hot Wassail, Cappucino and creamy Hot Chocolate.



    Holiday shows include Cedric Benoit and the Cajun Connection performing in a Cajun-style holiday show, and the rollicking Christmas comedy “Frontier Fa-la-la-la Follies” in the Silver Dollar Saloon. The Cumberland Quartet and Tracy Heaston perform holiday favorites in “A Christmas Homecoming.” Guests are invited to join in the singing of Christmas carols at the historic Wilderness Church and ride the Silver Dollar Sing-Along Steam Train.



    New this year is Lunch with Santa, available on select Saturdays, where kids can dine with Santa, Mrs. Claus and Santa’s friends (reservations required, 800-831-4FUN). Santa is also available to hear requests daily, and kids can make ornaments, create Christmas cards and decorate Christmas cookies. Especially for kids, Tinker, the 17-foot Talking Christmas Tree talks, sings and interacts with kids.



    Meet Emanuele Fontanini, the fourth generation of the famous Fontanini Nativity crafters from Italy, Thanksgiving weekend. Fontanini will sign purchases of his work at Silver Dollar City 4-8:00 p.m., November 25-26. Additional visiting artists signing their work at select times during the festival include Peter Buchanan of Possible Dreams with Clothtique Santas, and Ibrahim Giacaman with his Wilderness Woods Nativities from Jerusalem.



    During An Old Time Christmas, Silver Dollar City is open Wednesdays through Sundays November 5 – December 4, 1:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m., and Saturdays, noon to 10:00 p.m. The park is also open on Thanksgiving Day, Nov. 24, from 4:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. and on November 25, noon to 10:00 p.m. The park is open Thursdays through Sundays December 8 – 23, closed December 24-25, and open December 26-30, 1:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m., and Saturdays, noon to 10:00 p.m. For ticket information and schedules, call 1-800-831-4FUN. Information and tickets are also available through the web site at www.silverdollarcity.com.



    *The formal name of the group popularly known as the Vienna Boys Choir is the “Vienna Choir Boys.”


  • 2005 Branson Veterans Homecoming Schedule Nov. 5-11


    The schedule for America’s largest Veterans Day celebration, “Veterans Homecoming,” taking place in Branson, Missouri, Nov. 5-11is divided into two different parts. The first covers reoccurring events that will take place just about every day, followed by the second, a schedule of mostly one time Special Events to be held on certain days.



    Daily Reoccurring Events*



    BVTF Tactical Operations Center (TOC), Veterans Reception & Vendor Village will be located at Celebration City Convention Hall: All American Lunch served Daily from 11;30 am(1130 hrs) to 1p.m (1300hrs) free to veterans and active personnel, courtesy of the Golden Corral and Branson Veterans Task Force. Vendor booths will be open from 9am (0900 hrs) to 6p.m.(1800hrs). The TOC will be open from November 7th through the 11th.



    Veterans Registry is at the BVTF Tactical Operation center (TOC) and the Grand Country Square from 9 a.m. (0900 hrs) to 6p.m. (1800 hrs). Looking for friends from your unit or hoping someone might be trying to find you? Get your name in the Branson Veterans Task Force Registry. No charge for registration or searches.



    Veterans Patch Wall, Grande Country Square – FREE – Hundreds of patches collected from all services hold special meaning for each branch, division and unit represented. See this collection in progress. Patch donations welcome. Open all year.



    Mike Radford’s Hall of Heroes, – FREE – A display honoring men and women of every era. Located inside the Radisson Hotel, lower level, next to the Veterans Cafe’ where coffee is always free to veterans. This stirring tribute includes donated military memorabilia, uniforms and thousands of photographs from families across America. An additional Hall of Heroes is locate din the Imax Entertainment Complex.



    Veterans History Project– Veterans Stories needed – free- The Branson Veterans Task Force Inc, as a partner with the Library of Congress American Folklore Center, is videotaping for future generations, the personal stories of veterans of all branches and all eras. During the Veterans Homecoming, these will be taped between 9:00 am and 5pm .



    Vietnam Traveling Wall – FREE – The Official, half scaled replica of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial, the most visited memorial in Wash, DC, is open for viewing daily at the Welk Resort Theatre November 5 through the 11th from 8am to 10pm daily. As is customary, the list of names will be read continuously throughout the seven day period. Opening Ceremony is at 10am November 4th.



    Veterans Rights Seminars – Free – daily workshop sessions regarding veterans rights/benefits will be conducted at Culpepper Place of Branson, 5351 Gretna Rd. Advance reservations required. Call 800-335-8566. Use reservation #211. You will receive a return call to confirm your reservation.



    Daily Special Events by Day and Starting Hour*



    Friday, November 4th 2005



    10:00 a.m.(1000 hrs)- Dedication and Memorial Service for the Vietnam Traveling Wall, Welk Resort.



    Saturday, November 5th 2005



    6:30 a.m. (0600hrs)- The BVTF will host the POW/MIA Hot Air Balloon Static Display at Mansion America – open all day – weather permitting


    10 a.m. (1000hrs)-Opening Ceremonies at Mansion America Theatre


    7:30 p.m. (1930hrs)– Tatiana hosts a Veterans Salute to the Salvation Army, 7:30 p.m. Moe Bandy Theatre, A special tribute to the memory of the donut lassies who helped feed the troops in WWI – Veterans get into this show for a donation of $10. Proceeds go to the Salvation Army. Refreshments include donuts



    Sunday, November 6th 2005



    9:00 a.m. – Bike Rally Toys for Tots – sponsered by the Forsythe VFW post 5168 for more information contact the VFW @ 417-546-5869


    10 a.m.(1000hrs) – Honoring Veterans Homecoming Church Service, Hamner Barber Theatre, Shepherd of the Hills Expressway


    8 p.m. (2000hrs)- Braschler Music Show Salute to Veteransfree to veterans and active duty military – Hamner Barber Theatre, Shepherd of the Hills Expressway



    Monday, November 7th 2005



    11 a.m. (1100hrs)- Woman’s VeteransRose Petal Memorial, Mansion America Theatre- free


    Followed by Woman’s Veterans Luncheon, Majestic Steak House Click Here for More Information


    11:30 a.m.(1130hrs) – 1 p.m. Free lunch to veterans and current serving military served at Vendor Village at Celebration City . Live entertainment. Others welcome to dine for a donation.


    Noon – Women Veterans Luncheon, Majestic Steak House, Gretna Rd., $25 Reservations required. Call Mary Slivka 800-935-1199 ext. 817


    2:30 – 3 p.m. (1430-1500hrs)– Presentations by military author, writers and artists on stage at (TOC) Tactical Operations Center located at Celebration City


    3:00 p.m. – 3:30 p.m. (150001530hrs)– Various presentations by the National Flag Foundation on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    3:30 – 4 p.m. (1530-1600hrs)– Various presentations by the Veterans History Project on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City



    Tuesday, November 8th 2005



    11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m. (1130 – 1300hrs) Free lunch to veterans and current serving military served at Vendor Village at Celebration City . Live entertainment. Others welcome to dine for a donation.


    2:30 – 3 p.m. (1430- 1500hrs)– Presentations by military author, writers and artists on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    3:00 p.m. – 3:30 p.m. (1500`1530hrs)– Various presentations by the National Flag Foundation on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    3:30 – 4 p.m. (1530-1600hrs)– Various presentations by the Veterans History Project on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    7:30 p.m. (1930hrs)- Homecoming BIG SHOW, Musical Palace (#1 Hits of the ’60s) – veterans free – Hwy. 248



    Wednesday, November 9, 2005



    9 a.m. (0900hrs)- Korean War Veterans Association Mini-Reunion, until noon at the Settle Inn hosted by the State of Missouri K.W.V.A and the Harry S. Truman Chapter K.W.V.A. 417- 338-2181


    11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m. (1130-1300hrs) Free lunch to veterans and current serving military served at Vendor Village at Celebration City . Live entertainment. Others welcome to dine for a donation.


    NoonHonor and Integrity/ Luncheon honoring youth military groups at the VFW Post 5168 Forsyth , Mo.


    2:30 – 3 p.m. (1430-1500hrs)– Presentations by military author, writers and artists on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    3p.m. – 3:30 p.m. (1500-1530hrs)– Various presentations by the National Flag Foundation on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    3:30 – 4 p.m. (1530-1600hrs)– Various presentations by the Veterans History Project on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    5:309th Annual Military Gala & Banquet, hosted by the P.O.W. NETWORK. 866-481-4252


    7 p.m. – 9 p.m. (1900-2000hrs)- Candlelight Military Memorial Service-all Military and guests invited, Skyline Baptist Church , Hwy. 165 and Fall Creek Rd.



    Thursday, November 10, 2005



    10 a.m.(1000hrs)- KWVA Benefit Show at the Dutton Family Theatre for the Harry S. Truman Chapter of the Korean War Veterans Association. Dutton Theatre is located at 3454 W. Hwy. 76 in Branson. Tickets are $10 for adults. Call for reservations 417-332-2772.


    10 a.m 1000hrs)- Tom Brokaw – Coolege of the Ozarks Keeter Center for more information contact The Keeter Center @ 417-239-1900


    10:30 a.m. (1030hrs)– Gold Star and Blue Star Mother’s Breakfast, Golden Corral, Shepherd of the Hills Expressway


    11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m. (1130-1300hrs) Free lunch to veterans and current serving military served at Vendor Village at Celebration City . Live entertainment. Others welcome to dine for a donation.


    Noon– Honor and Integrity/ Luncheon honoring youth military groups at the VFW Post 5168 Forsyth , Mo.


    2:30 – 3 p.m. (1430-1500hrs)– Presentations by military author, writers and artists on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    3 p.m.– 3:30 p.m. (1500-1530hrs)– Various presentations by the National Flag Foundation on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    3:30 – 4 p.m. (1530-1600hrs)– Various presentations by the Veterans History Project on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    5:30 p.m.(1730hrs)– Marine Corp Ball –American Legion Table Rock Post 637 host.Honoring the Ladies Auxiliary and the Marine Corp’s Birthday. Call 417-739-4108 for reservations. Kimberling City


    6 p.m(1800hrs)– American Presidential Museum USO Dinner, Dance and Party. Until 11 p.m. For more information call toll free 866-334-8683. Behind Starlite Theatre just off Hwy. 76



    Friday November 11th 2005 (Veterans Day)



    11 a.m. (1100hrs)-Veterans Day Parade sponsored by American Legion Post 220 through downtown Branson


    11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m. (1130-1300hrs) Free lunch to veterans and current serving military served at Vendor Village at Celebration City . Live entertainment. Others welcome to dine for a donation.


    2:30 – 3 p.m. (1430-1500hrs)- Presentations by military author, writers and artists on stage at Vendor Village at Celebration City


    5 p.m.(1700hrs)- Closing Ceremonies, The Follies TheatreBVTF ceremony/entertainment, Free – Tickets must be picked up by Noon on Friday, Nov. 11 (please be aware that the Follies theater is having other shows this day, so tickets must be picked up no later than noon). For reservations please call 417-335-2000


    6:30 p.m.(1830hrs)– Open to the Public -Armed Forces Veterans Ball celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Branson Veterans Task Force at Chateau on the Lake, Price is $45 per person “A special tribute to Tony Orlando and Ed McMahon” Cocktail Hour (cash bar) 6:30 p.m., Dinner 7:30 p.m., Entertainment and Dancing Jim Hunter and the Mellotones 9 p.m. – midnight – Mess Dress, Tuxedo, or Business Suit (Black Tie optional). Call the Task Force for reservations 417-337-8387



    It should be noted that all events, location, & times are subject to change. For further information contact the Branson Veterans Task Force at 417-337-8387 or go to their web site. For information and schedules for shows and attraction or to purchase tickets on line click here or call 800-590-0155.



    * Raw schedule information taken from web site of Branson Veterans Task Force on Oct. 23, 2005.


  • Is Branson’s marketing heart on life support?

    What happens to the body when the heart does not receive a “constant supply of fresh oxygen enriched blood?” The Ole Seagull isn’t a doctor so he can’t give a medical answer but he feels safe in saying, “The same things that happen to a tourist destination, like Branson, whose marketing does not generate a constant supply of new first time visitors, very little that is good and a lot that could be really really bad.”



    Marketing is to Branson what the heart is to the body and funding for marketing is what blood is to the heart. It’s kind of a “catch 22,” even as the heart needs blood to continue pumping the blood so necessary for a healthy body so too does marketing need funding to generate the new first time visitors that Branson needs to maintain and grow its vital tourism industry.



    Interestingly enough, one pint of blood going into the heart is one pint of blood coming out of the heart or basically a one for one exchange. On the other hand, the best current estimates are that when the City of Branson, through the Branson Lakes Area Chamber of Commerce & CVB, its current marketing contractor, spends one dollar on marketing the result is one dollar going in and $24 being generated because of the one dollar marketing expenditure; that’s about a 24 to one exchange.



    At this point some might say, “If it’s such a great deal why don’t Branson’s businesses pony up the money, why ask the taxpayers to pay for their marketing?” Now the Ole Seagull knows you asked first but let him ask a question before he answers. What happens to the body if the heart does not get enough blood for one reason or another due to injury, clogged arteries, etc? Won’t the blood flow out of the heart be reduced with its attendant negative effects on the body?



    The same thing happens with marketing. If the marketing program does not get the funding it needs to do what it has to do its efficiency is reduced along with the rate of new visitors and return visitors. Quite simply, the answer to the question is that no major tourist destination, including Branson, can get enough marketing funding from its businesses alone so that those businesses can survive and there will be enough funding for an effective marketing program.



    The challenge is to market in a manner that will maintain the health and vitality of the very businesses that provide the reason for tourists to come. The very businesses that provide employment and are the primary economic lynchpin for most of the income generated in the Branson area. That’s why every major tourist destination uses taxes, paid primarily by the tourists upon whom their very economic livelihoods are based, to help fund their marketing efforts.



    Unfortunately, for whatever reason, in the Ole Seagull’s opinion, Branson has never had enough money to effectively market what Branson has to offer. If Branson’s marketing was a heart it would be on life support simply because there was not enough blood, funding, coming into it to permit it to work effectively.



    The good news is that the vast majority of those that Branson’s limited marketing reaches, and influences to come to Branson, like Branson and will return. The bad news is that competing destinations like Wisconsin Dells and Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge spend $7 and $11 million respectively compared to Branson’s $2.9 million. Given that they are competing for basically the same type of visitor as Branson doesn’t it make sense for Branson’s marketing to have the funding necessary to market itself competitively and effectively?



    On Nov. 8 voters within the Tourism Enhancement District will decide whether or not to provide Branson’s “tourism heart,” its marketing program, with the funding necessary to effectively market what Branson has to offer. If they vote “Yes” then, for the very first time, Branson will have enough funding to competitively and effectively market Branson.



    The easy thing to do is to fluff it off by saying something like, “No way I’m voting for any new tax” or “let them fund their own marketing.” The harder and more responsible thing to do is to look at the reality of the situation and how important tourism is to not only the economic well being of our community but the quality of life that all living in the Branson area enjoys.



    “Ah Seagull, you don’t even live in the district. Why do you have a ‘Vote Yes for Tourism’ sticker on your car and sign on your front lawn.” Please tell me that’s a rhetorical question.

  • A question for Branson’s elected and appointed officials, “Would you like to be treated this way?”

    On Aug. 29, 2004, in broad daylight, a person or persons unknown cut down a Bradford Pear tree located in front of Jimmy Jets Grill in historic downtown Branson. At the time no one, including, evidently, the police officer who drove by as the tree was being cut down, was aware that a crime was being committed. What small business trying to operate and survive in Branson would dare to intentionally violate an edict of Branson city government? Can anyone, even the police officer who drove by the scene of the alleged crime as it was happening, honestly testify that the chain saw wielding fiend that cut the tree down was the Ole Seagull1?



    Come to think of it, there’s probably more evidence as to who it was that cut down dozens of beautiful Oak and other trees on the Taneycomo Lake front because they stood in the way of what the city wanted to do. Even the beloved “Liberty Tree” was not immune to either the price of progress or the lack of respect that the city showed those citizens and businesses that were concerned about preserving the tree. In spite of intense public interest in the tree, or perhaps because of the intense public interest in the tree, it was taken down without any public warning or discussion by the city.



    It was that same lack of concern, and compassion on the part of the city that lead up to the demise of the tree in front of Jimmy Jets on Aug. 29, 2004 and the subsequent charging of the now infamous “Olson Sisters Chainsaw Gang,” with the heinous crime of causing its demise. Three columns by the Ole Seagull chronicle the efforts of the Olson sisters to get advice and counsel from the city, the runaround given to them by the city, and the pathetic attempt by the city to cover up its ineptitude and lack of concern regarding the situation after the demise of the tree and the filing of charges against the sisters by the city.



    Those columns, in order of suggested reading, are entitled, “Score: Birds and Trees, 10 – City of Branson, DBMA, and Downtown Restaurants, 0,” “In Cold Sap – a story of better actions government through communications,” and “Nixon had Watergate – is this Branson’s Treegate.” They are available on line at www.bransoncourier.com. Just enter the word “Sap”, with an upper case “S”, in the “Search Articles” box at the top of the page and press the “Search” button.



    After the charges were filed in the Branson Municipal Court, the sisters requested, for obvious reasons, a change of venue into the Taney County Court system. The request was granted and the city took no further action to pursue the case until the sisters recently filed a motion to have the case dismissed.What an excellent opportunity for the city of Branson to demonstrate compassion and concern along with treating those they serve the way they would like to be treated.



    How did the city respond after a year of inactivity on the case? Is it possible that the city attorney suggested to the sisters that each of the three sisters pay a fine “so that we can replant the trees?” Surely not in light of the fact that it has been over a year since the demise of the tree and everyone knows that the Bradford Pear Trees downtown are coming down as part of the down town’s “Cityscape Project.”



    Does the city of Branson really want to pass up this opportunity to treat others as it would like to be treated? Is this not perhaps an appropriate time to remember the admonition, “Whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.” Why not take this opportunity to right a wrong rather than step on the tail of a sleeping tiger?

  • Free at last- the new county of Freeus replaces the Western District of Taney County?

    Ok, let’s get to the nubbin of it, eastern and western Taney County live in two different worlds. An outsider watching what has been transpiring recently would sense the same thing that the Ole Seagull sensed when he moved to Taney County just about twenty years ago. That eastern Taney County and the Taney County Commissioners treat the economic generator of the vast majority of Taney County’s tax revenues, the immediate Branson area and its tourism based industry, as an arrant child and a tolerated pain.



    Well brothers and sisters let’s relieve the pain. Section 47-310 of the Missouri Revised Statutes says that “The question of dividing any county or of striking from any county any portion thereof, whether for the purpose of forming a new county or of adding to any other county” may be initiated on the petition of not less than one hundred voters of such county. Let’s, just for a moment, imagine, what could happen if just 100 people from Taney County petitioned for the western district of Taney County be struck from Taney County for the purposes of establishing a new county.



    Oh, there’s more involved but wouldn’t it be worth the effort. Just think, instead of the Taney County Commission and eastern Taney County concerning themselves with what Branson is doing, or not doing, and the character of its leadership they can concentrate all their efforts on running the new slimmed down Taney County. Branson and Hollister will be located in the new county, which, for the purposes of this column only, the Ole Seagull will call Freeus County.



    In the past, the Taney County Commissioners have expressed concern about Branson Landing. With Branson Landing being located in the new Freeus County they would no longer have to concern themselves with issues involving Branson Landing.



    Well maybe all but one. The comparison that some people make to the expenditure of over $1 million in fees wasted trying to put the new jail in locations other than the one ultimately chosen and the alleged $5 million the Australians received from the City of Branson on the Branson Landing Project. One thing is for sure, the $1 million is going to contribute as much to the actual building of the new jail as whatever it was the Australians got from the city of Branson contributed to the building of Branson Landing. But, on a more positive note, will Taney County even need a new jail if Freeus County is formed?



    With the establishment of Freeus County, current Taney County Commissioner Ron Herschend won’t have to take time from his busy day to disrespect all those involved in the FirstPLACE county wide character education program by using the program as a political tool to publicly lecture the Branson Board of Aldermen on character traits. Hum, come to think of it he will be out of a job so that will give him lots of time to stand in front of the mirror and repeat “Respecttreating others with courtesy and honor” over and over until it becomes his own.



    Taney County Commissioners and the citizens of Taney County wouldn’t have to be concerned about taxes to promote tourism because most of the tourism, and the tax revenues it provides, would be in Freeus County. The good news is that they will have plenty of time to figure out how much they will have to raise personal property and real estate taxes or cut services on themselves to make up the loss of Branson’s tourism related tax revenues.



    Bee Creek Sewer Project problems such as whether it will cost $16 million or $23 million, where the extra $7 million will come from if its $23 million, and the monthly interest payments on the $16 million dollars that was borrowed for its construction last January will become moot as to Taney County. Those and other problems such as the logic for not extending the project down the very lake shore it is designed to protect will become Freeus problems to solve and finance.



    Oh, it would take some effort but won’t it be worth it? Isn’t it a “win-win” situation?” Don’t the impassioned words of Dr. Martin Luther King describe how a lot of people in both the new Freeus County and Taney County would feel if it happened, “Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!”

  • Had a great time but would like camera back


    My family and I got home from Branson on Monday evening and I must tell you what a wonderful time we had. It was very refreshing to see such high quality entertainment, such a variety of shows and show times, and not have to worry about the language and flashing body parts with our three sons along. We had a terrific family time.



    I especially enjoyed hearing, not just “Bless You”, but “God Bless You”, after anyone sneezed. Your churches are apparently as big as your theaters, and gospel was sung to us with our lunch. This tells me that the values of the people of Branson are basically in place.



    This is also why I am so sad and disappointed that my camera was stolen from us on Saturday night. We had taken the boys to McGuffy’s after the “Cirque” show (amazing by the way), to do some karaoke. We all enjoy singing and who can help getting in a music frame of mind in your town.



    The people at McGuffy’s were warm, welcoming and friendly, even though we don’t sing country. We enjoyed them, every one, and had a great time. However, in an air-headed moment, I either set my camera down on the table or left it in the ladie’s room and the next time I reached for it to snap a pic of my youngest up there singing, my camera was gone.



    Now I choose to believe that someone out there succumbed to an impulsive moment of weakness, or maybe is just down on their luck right now – saw that pretty camera sitting there unattended – scooped it up and hurried off. I know they didn’t really know what they are taking. It is a Nikon CoolPix5700 digital camera. It is a Japanese camera and the electronic instructions located inside the camera are mostly in symbols, which you will probably not be able to understand without the owner’s guide – which I still have – and is 179 pages long. It’s a complicated camera. You don’t have the computer software necessary to run the program through your computer or printer so that you can retrieve the information from the camera. You also don’t have the battery charger. I am notifying Nikon so that any requests for this information from them will send up a red flag. The camera is a couple of years old and has a couple of glitchy things that I know how to compensate for, but you probably don’t. The battery compartment hinged door is broken and pops off when opened, so it is unlikely you could even pawn it for much. Even so, it will cost me several hundred dollars to replace all that you took with new equipment.



    What you took however, that I can never replace for any amount of money, is a gigabyte of memory full of trip photos for our family, our Boy Scout Troop and our Venture Crew. You see, I am a Scoutmaster with a photo habit and every Fall I put together a video using my photos from each year, and give a copy to each member of our group for Christmas. This year, if you check the memory, you will see that we have been many many places, and most of the pictures are of kids doing awesome stuff like rock climbing in the Rockies, that they will not now have any photos of. With my memory, I don’t even remember where I’ve been without the photo albums to look back through. I am far more sad about the loss of those memories, than I am about the loss of the camera. When I told our Troop members at our meeting last night about the loss, many were upset as they had been counting on the photo copies of themselves that I make annually. I also put together a slide show for each boy who makes Eagle Scout with our troop, of all his great Scouting moments. You have stolen a year’s worth of those moments.



    However, if the person who picked up that camera is as honest as I think they are, and did indeed succumb to a momentary weakness, then please at least send the memory card back to me. If you want to keep the card, then download the card onto several discs and mail them to me. If you return the whole thing, I will consider it “Found” property and mail you a reward more than sufficient to pay for your postage.



    Whatever you send back to me, I will not have it dusted for finger prints or look for the sender in any way. I will simply thank God that you “found” my memories and returned them to our troop. And if you trust me enough to send me your address, I’ll even mail you that reward. Scout’s Honor.



    I would appreciate it from the bottom of my heart, if the person that receives this e-mail, will see that it gets posted not only on the internet, but published in every newspaper in Branson. Please help us retrieve our lost year.



    Thank you most sincerely,



    Jodie L. Rea, 228 Strangeway Ave., Lodi, WI 53555


    Editors Note: Yet another reason to download pictures from camera on a regular basis.