Month: July 2006

  • “Ah yes my little chickadee,” the missing Link between Alice and Wonderland and the city of Branson!

    A July 7, 2006 letter, from Branson City Attorney Paul D. Link to James Strahan, the Taney County Assessor, was purportedly sent to address specific concerns that Strahan had raised at a May 31, 2006 meeting about the current sewer agreement between the city and Taney County that was entered into on February 28, 2000. After addressing these concerns in a precise professional manner, and for reasons known only to him, Link, like the character Alice, in Lewis Carroll’s “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” appears to fall down a hole into a fantasy world.



    Link’s letter says, “My research has uncovered some interesting facts concerning sewer construction in Taney County.” The terms “research” and “fact” have a fairly objective meaning to most people, “Research” means a “close, careful study” and a “Fact” is “a truth as opposed to fiction or mistake.” On the other hand, the term “interesting” is a relative term meaning different things to different people. Unfortunately, in the opinion of an Ole Seagull, the only “interesting fact” that Link’s research reveals, having relevancy in 2006, is just how low the unelected leadership of Branson will lower the bar on professionalism and ethics for their own purposes.



    Link’s alleged facts and his conclusions are reminiscent of the discussion that Alice had with the Pigeon in Wonderland when she said, “But I’m not a serpent, I tell you!” The Pigeon said, “`Well! What are you? I can see you’re trying to invent something!” And try to invent something Link did.



    One of Link’s interesting facts was a statement that in 1994, over 12 years ago, the Coon Creek Sewer Project included “sewer lines into undeveloped properties some belonging to elected officials.” The letter cites as one of these three lines “A 21″ line extended 2765′ into undeveloped property which to this day has no flow in it. (Strahan $82,970.)”



    When one considers that the property mentioned above appears to belong to John Strahan, the father of James Strahan and Eastern District Taney County Commissioner Danny Strahan, who was a Taney County Commissioner in 1994, it doesn’t take a Solomon to see what Link is trying to invent. To an Ole Seagull the insidiousness of Link’s insinuation is as obvious as the mean spirit of a city’s leadership that condones and encourages such activity.



    Unfortunately for Link and the quality, depth, and professionalism of his research, official maps of Taney County indicate that the sewer line in question does not go into the Strahan property. It’s not even close and stops about three quarters of a mile away from the Strahan property line. Said another way, Link’s stated fact is simply not true.



    Another of the facts stated in Links letter was that, “If the county’s matrix would have been followed and these monies put to the top project, then the monies would have been spent correctly, lowering the overall cost to the project.” The “top project” being referred to is the Bee Creek Sewer Project but does the letter contain one iota of evidence to support, what the Ole Seagull believes is, his inane and baseless conclusions?



    Interestingly enough the letter remains silent on two major points. The fact that, for whatever reason, the Coon Creek Project was only one of multiple Taney County sewer projects to be built between 1994 and the present even though the Bee Creek Project still remains to be completed. Even more telling, in view of Link’s insinuations, is the lack of an explanation as to why the city of Branson elected to enter into a new sewer agreement with Taney County on February 28, 2000.



    Link’s logic, about the 1994 costs for the Coon Creek Sewer Project lowering the overall cost of the Bee Creek Project in 2006, makes about as much sense as saying that the $5 million dollars that the city of Branson paid to the Australians for their participation in the early stages of the Branson Landing Project lowered the cost of the Branson Landing Project to the city of Branson by $5 million. But then if the city says it’s so it is. Isn’t it? Sure, and if you believe that you probably believe that Pointe Royale drive will remain a public street and that Branson will support the Rockaway Beach casino gambling effort.

  • Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers quaterback Ben Roethlisberger fly fishes Branson’s Lake Taneycomo


    On July 25, Ben Roethlisberger, the quarterback of the 2006 Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, his father, Ken, and a friend, Bryon Spear spent a half a day fly fishing on Branson’s Lake Taneycomo with Missouri’s only Orvis Endorsed Outfitter, River Run Outfitters of Branson, Missouri. They were guided by Stan and Carolyn Parker, the owners of River Run, using non motorized western style drift boats, and caught and released over 60 trout during their half day of fishing the upper end of Lake Taneycomo.



    Below is a selection of links to various Lake Taneycomo Fishing Reports. The first link is to the Ole Seagull’s Journal which is updated either “as he fishes” or receives information. The Ole Seagull lives on the banks of Lake Taneycomo just above Fall Creek. All other links are updated as their publishers determine appropriate.



    The Ole Seagull’s Journal – Jul 15– The water pattern has changed… click here for the complete journal entry.




    Other Lake Taneycomo Fishing Reports



    River Run Outfitters – For their latest fishing report click here.



    Chartered Waters Guide Service and Fly Shop .-For the latest fishing report click here.



    Lilly’s Landing – For the latest fishing report click here.



    Scotty’s Lakefrom Trout Dock – For latest fishing report click here.



    Guide Bob Klein of “Bob’s Guide Service” – Ju1 9– Chatted with Bob Klein as he was guiding this week. He was fishing night crawlers below Fall Creek and having some success. The following standard default techniques produces fish routinely:



    Water Off Conditions (not generating power from Table Rock Dam) – Air injected night crawlers or Orange and Chartreuse Power Eggs, with the Chartreuse on shank of hook and the Orange on tip. Fish them off the bottom with no heavier than 4 pound leader, size 8 or smaller hooks, and just enough split shot to cast. Place the shot so that the bait floats 12-18 inches off the bottom. Spin-A-Lures and Little Cleos have been working well.



    Water On Conditions – Orange and Chartreuse Power eggs with the Chartreuse on shank of hook and the Orange on tip, white Power Eggs, bubble gum power bait, or inflated night crawlers bounced off the bottom using the standard “Lake Taneycomo Drift Rig.” which is readily available at all Marinas and most resorts on the Lake.



    General Comments: Very little affects the fishing on Lake Taneycomo like the generation of power at the Table Rock Dam. Call 417-336-5083 for up to the moment information on generation and lake levels or click here.



    Special Regulations apply to the Trophy Trout Area running from Table Rock Dam to the mouth of Fall Creek. Click here for an overview of these regulations.



    An excellent place to get your Lake Taneycomo Questions answered, or any question relating to the fishing and other outdoor topics in the Branson area, is the “Branson Outdoors Activities Forum” which is monitored by your editor and other local outdoor enthusiasts.


  • Branson new magical experience – Justin Flom at the new Magic Parlor & Imaginary

    A unique show in a unique location, the Magic Parlor and Imaginary Theatre featuring Justin Flom is now open on the second floor of the Majestic building at the corner of Gretna and Roark in Branson with 7:30 p.m. shows Tuesday through Saturday.

    "It’s a magic show and an attraction rolled into one. You’re in the middle of the magic, music and comedy," said Carl Ward from Oklahoma, who saw the show opening night. "It’s an elegant, intimate and magical evening and lots of fun. Why watch when you can experience this unmatched three room magical journey in one of Branson’s newest and most beautiful theaters?"

    "After a season performing at the Branson Mall Music Theatre I set out, with advice from my dad, to find a venue that could hold a more experience-based show. Since there was nothing of that sort around we decided to create it. My dad also told me to create my own world instead of just following the crowd. That’s all my dad and I are doing here in Branson; creating a new place that people desire to be apart of," said Flom, 20, who has been performing since he could walk on stage.

    At he end of last year plans were made and construction had begun on the Magic Parlor and Imaginary Theatre. From the box office, dessert parlor, gift shop and den and to the stadium-style 108-seat theatre the ambiance is that of a stylish, rich and exciting Victorian-style mystery.

    "It was a much more difficult process than any of us had imagined. In fact if we knew it was going to be this trying we may not have done it. That’s why God just gives you a light unto your feet instead of showing you what’s far ahead," said Flom. "Right now I want to draw people into the theater to give them not only some good magic, but a seed of the Gospel. The most important thing is that the show brings glory to God."

    The magical adventure begins with a secret mystery key and continues in the mysterious den where there are hundreds of keyholes, one of which opens the bookcase leading into the dessert parlor where treats include assorted coffees, smoothies and mouthwatering desserts and a complimentary beverage. Entertainment is provided by a baffling, dusty piano named Theodora along with Jack the Comedian and vocalist April Christine.

    Award-winning illusionist Flom suddenly appears and welcomes guests into his magic library where the mesmerizing show happens all around. Justin disappears and appears again in unlikely places along with exploding confetti cannons, fast-paced, mystifying illusions, puzzling close-up magic and "snow" that covers the entire theatre.

    At the age of two, Flom began performing magic with his family at the Fellowship of Christian Magicians conventions, area churches and mission trips around the world as soon as he was able to walk onto stage. Even at this early age, he was forming his dream of someday performing for audiences around the world sharing his love for illusion and how it can be used to entertain and minister to others.

    "I use magic to catch people’s eyes, so they listen with their ears, so God can touch their hearts," said the young man who has performed throughout the United States, England, Brazil, Scotland, Africa and Peru.

    "I love that I can transport my audience to another place and let them escape their daily life. They may laugh, cry or experience wonder but they’re not worrying about their regular stressful life. That’s magic. It’s important that I can let the audience in on the magic because the audience is the most important part of the show. Without the audience, the show is worthless," he said.

    Several effects in his show are his own ideas. He derives satisfaction in seeing them built from the ground up, performing it in front of a live audience, and hearing the approval, but, he said, "My favorite illusion is my next one."

    With the opening of the Magic Parlor and Imaginary Theatre, Flom is gaining satisfaction from the enthusiastic response from those who have experienced the show that could also be called an attraction.

    "The adrenaline rush is unbelievable when I stand backstage and hear the music hit and the audience cheer. I feel so unworthy but I still love every minute of it. I am so grateful," he said.

    For online information and ticket purchase click here or for further information or tickets call 800-590-0155

  • The reality of purple petunias and the serving of alcohol at Branson Landing

    It is legal for a person to park their car in the parking lot of Branson Landing, take a six pack of cold beer out of their cooler, pop the top on one, and drink it as they walk down the Landing’s promenade, hopefully crowded with people, including families and children all having fun. Yet it would be illegal for that same person to park their car in downtown Branson, take a six pack of cold beer out of their cooler, pop the top on one, and drink it as they walked down Commercial Street, hopefully crowded with people, including families and children all having fun. The difference in the two results is the difference between public and private property.



    With the appropriate permits, it is legal for vendors in Branson Theatres to sell cups of beer to be consumed in an area filled with people, including families and children, as they watch the show. With the appropriate permits, it is legal for vendors on the “public square” in Branson Landing to sell cups of beer which are to be consumed in an area filled with people, including families and children, as they listen to a band concert or watch a show being presented. In both instances, the beer is being served on private property legally.



    Now there are those that might be quick to say, “But Seagull, the city of Branson owns the land so that makes it public land not private land?” The part about the city owning the land is right but, as part of the private public partnership that was used to develop Branson Landing, the city negotiated and entered into a 99 year Master Lease for the land with Branson Landing’s developer, HCW Development Co.



    The net result of that lease is that Branson Landing, its promenade, “Public Square,” stores, and restaurants, condos, parking lots, etc. are treated as private land not public land. Said another way, for about the next 99 years, subject only to applicable laws and to restrictions negotiated into the lease, HCW has full control of the property and can use it and sub lease it for any lawful purpose in any manner it chooses.



    Does this mean that the city has no more control of the promenade, public square, parking lots, etc. at Branson Landing than it does the Wal-Mart parking lot? That’s exactly right, for all practical purposes it is private land controlled by HCW.



    Could the city have negotiated provisions into the Master Lease restricting how alcohol is served, specifically prohibiting the sale or distribution of any pornographic or obscene performances or materials as defined by Missouri Law, restricting new theatres, requiring prior city approval of tenants or their activities to ensure their consistency with Branson’s value system, or requiring that purple petunias be planted in pots at each public entrance into Branson Landing, etc.? Whether or not they would have been successful, the city could have tried to negotiate whatever it wanted into the lease.



    Of course no one will ever know exactly how much effort was expended in this area because the negotiations were closed to the public under an exception to the Sunshine Law. Unless an Ole Seagull misses his guess however, about as much effort was spent on negotiating the planting of purple petunias at the entrances to Branson Landing as was spent trying to protect Branson’s value system.



    The good news is that HCW has hundreds of millions of dollars invested in Branson Landing and has a very real interest in preserving a family friendly environment at the Landing. In a conversation with Mr. Rick Huffman, the CEO of HCW, he expressed HCW’s intent to strictly control open containers of beer and alcohol on the promenade, public square, and other public access areas of Branson Landing. Huffman further indicated that, to the maximum extent practicable, it was HCW’s general intention to prohibit open containers of beer and alcohol in Branson Landings public access areas except for special events, held in the evening hours, and restricted to areas deemed appropriate for the event by HCW.

  • Restaurant Review: Update – Alligator Grill & Oyster Bar

    One of Branson’s newest restaurants, the “Alligator Grill & Oyster Bar” is located just outside the gate on the south side of the entrance into Pointe Royale in the area formerly occupied by the Pizazz Restaurant. After hearing some good things about it the Ole Seagull and his bride ate there the night of Jul. 9, 2006. [Editors Note: Feb. 19, 2007 – This establishment is no longer in business.]

    The ambiance is about the same as the old Pizazz and the menu offers a full array of menu items with emphasis on Louisiana style cooking. Most of the entrees priced in the medium range, $12-$17 including an excellent salad bar. Lois had the Shrimp Etouffee and I had the Crab Stuffed Flounder. Both were excellent although Lois would have liked a little more “spice” to hers. The salad bar was excellent and I would almost bet that they make their own cole slaw and macaroni salad. The service was excellent.

    Strangely, for a Louisiana style restaurant they were out of one of their signature deserts, the Louisiana Bread Pudding with Bourbon Sauce. Even more strange was the fact that we were there early and the restaurant was not crowded.

    The Alligator’s has a Sunday Buffet from 11:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. for $7.95 and a different “special each night of the week.” A number of people were enjoying the Monday Night all you can eat spaghetti, meatballs, garlic toast, soup and salad bar for $4.95. Friends of ours ate there last Saturday night when the special is “Prime Rib.” Bob Walden, who loves his prime rib, said, “It was one of the best prime ribs I have ever had.” Needless to say, Lois and I will be there this Saturday to try it out and we have decided to go back for the Monday night special.

    All in all we found Alligator’s an excellent food value and look forward to returning.

    Alligator’s is located at at158 Pointe Royale Drive and its phone number is 417-348-0448.

  • Creedence Clearwater Revisited at Branson’s Welk Resort Theatre

    Creedence Clearwater Revival founding members and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame members Stu Cook and Doug “Cosmo” Clifford are bringing their band Creedence Clearwater Revisited to Branson in September. Creedence Clearwater Revisited will perform at Branson’s Welk Resort Theatre on Sunday, September 17th at 7:00 p.m. Tickets are available at the Welk Resort Theatre Box Office; by phone at 417-337-7469; or on-line at www.sullivanshows.com.

    Welk-Sullivan Productions executive producer Joe Sullivan made the concert announcement today. “I have been attempting to get Creedence Clearwater Revisited to our theatre for the past couple of years,” Sullivan said. “They have been one of our top two or three most requested groups. A number of people who saw them at Operation Homecoming last year told me they absolutely stole the show. I think we could easily sell out two shows, but they are available on this tour for only one show.”

    Cook and Clifford launched the Creedence Clearwater Revisited project in 1995 in order to perform live the Creedence Clearwater Rivival Hits – the touchstones of a generation. They initially planned to play hits such as “Bad Moon Rising,” “Green River,” “Down On The Corner,” “Lookin’ Out My Back Door,” “Proud Mary,” “Who’ll Stop The Rain” and more at private parties, but now they perform up to 100 shows per year. Their 2006 summer and fall tour around the United States and Canada includes appearances at Milwaukee’s Summerfest, two nights at Detroit’s DTE Energy Music Amphitheater, both the Ventura and Los Angeles County Fairs and Woodstock, New Brunswick’s Classic Rock Festival.

    Creedence Clearwater Revisited features Cook on bass and “Cosmo” Clifford on drums; Steve Gunner on guitar, keyboards, vocals, percussion, and harmonica; Tal Morris, “the quintessential Bay Area guitar prodigy” who also toured with Huey Lewis and The News, on guitar; and John Tristao, a powerful tenor, is the lead singer/rhythm guitar player.

    “In the beginning Cosmo and I decided that if we could find the musicians that could capture the sound and recreate what the music was about, we’d do it,” said Cook.

    The group has toured North America, South America, New Zealand, Europe and Asia, impressing audiences with astounding concerts jam-packed with songs that are still a staple of radio and movie soundtracks. “Recollections,” their double-live CD of 22 classic hits is on track for Platinum certification by RIAA this fall.

  • Talk about gambling in Branson, for what does it profit a community to gain a few bucks, and forfeit its values?

    The wisest man that ever lived said, “For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and forfeit his soul?” As the “New Branson,” currently being built by the City of Branson and its developers with taxpayer dollars, emerges from “Branson,” the Branson that private entrepreneurs built with their own money, it would behoove us to consider a paraphrase of that question, “For what does it profit a community to gain a few bucks, and forfeit its values?”



    Why? The very family value based system of Branson that makes our community such a great place to live and is the bed rock upon which its economic success rests is being gambled on the New Branson. A Branson based on family values and community interest is being wagered on a New Branson where anything is all right as long as it raises revenues to salve the seemingly insatiable appetite of the City of Branson for revenues and puts dollars in the pockets of its developers.



    The amazing thing is that the vast majority of the very families benefiting from Branson, both those who built it and those who live in the community because of it, their leaders, associations, churches, etc. are taking no action, are standing idlely by, and letting it happen. What if the Lord appeared this very night and asked the question, “What have you done with the Branson that I entrusted to you?” If the public record is any indication, there would be a lot of people, churches, organizations, and elected officials who would be mute while the City of Branson’s unelected leaders and their developers just smirked.



    A front page article, in the July 12-13 edition of this paper entitled, “Alderman urges Huffman to ‘reconsider’ alcohol sales” indicates how little control even the City of Branson’s elected officials have over the changing value structure of the New Branson. The article reported that Branson Alderman Jack Purvis gave an enthusiastic report on a recent visit to Branson Landing, Branson’s $400 million dollar New Branson icon, at the July 10 meeting of the Branson Board of Aldermen.



    It also indicated that Purvis, based on his observations, was concerned about the mix of alcohol and children in the public square and asked the developer to please reconsider the way alcohol is served at Branson Landing. The article reports that although Rick Huffman, developer of Branson Landing, addressed the issue of open container sales during the regular Branson Board of Aldermen meeting on June 26 he made no comments in response to Alderman Purvis’ request.



    As was the case with the question of potential pornography being brought into Branson Landing by the Hilton Hotels, which was brought up by City Administrator Terry Dody at their June 26 meeting, the City of Branson’s elected leaders, for whatever reason, again sat mute. There are those who might ask, “Don’t we need a new demographic in Branson and won’t this help us to get it?”



    To that an Ole Seagull would reply, “Not really.” A recent branding study paid for by the City of Branson showed that the majority of the people who come to Branson love the experience, will come back repeatedly, and that one of the primary identifiers with the Branson experience is values.



    Now let’s see, the hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars spent on the New Branson will bring how many new visitors to Branson over the next five years? One can only wonder how that number would compare to the number of new visitors that $10 million a year, spent on expanding the range and penetration of marketing what Branson currently has to offer, over each of the next three years, would bring in.



    Interestingly enough, the New Branson can not only survive, but can thrive, on Branson’s existing value system; but Branson, both from a quality of life and economic perspective, will suffer tremendously without it. Does it make more sense for Branson to gamble its value system against the New Branson concept of anything for a buck or for Branson to fight to preserve the family value system that has worked so well for it up to this point? To an Ole Seagull the answer is pretty simple, for what does it profit a community to maybe gain a few bucks, and forfeit its values?

  • Branson’s Liverpool Legends to Help Raise Funds for Joplin Humane Society

    Liverpool Legends are taking a brief leave from their successful showcase at The Caravelle Theatre in Branson, MO for the 2006 Season to travel to Joplin to help raise funds for the Joplin Humane Society on Sunday, July 23rd. The band’s Manager Louise Harrison (sister of the late George Harrison of The Beatles) makes Liverpool Legends the only Beatles Tribute in the world with a direct biological link to the original Fab Four. “Liverpool Legends present the very best portrayal of The Beatles since the only four guys to play The Beatles were John, Paul, George and Ringo!” says Harrison.



    Liverpool Legends are actually five very talented musicians and actors assembled by Louise in order to “recreate the band my brother loved!” Louise set out to find the very best Beatles tribute artists and audiences agree that she succeeded, Marty Scott (George Harrison) and Kevin Mantegna (John Lennon) were the first to be selected by Louise and the joined forces, setting out to find Davey Justice (Paul McCartney), Joe Bologna (Ringo Starr) and keyboardist Bob Dobro who rounds out the show and provides studio orchestrations and effects integral to later Beatles’ music. Liverpool Legends let you experience LIVE the sound that the Beatles could only create in the studio. Louise was there with her brother for the Ed Sullivan shows and many of their concerts so she knows what it takes to be very best at honoring the world’s favorite musical memories.



    Liverpool Legends performs in Joplin is on Sunday, July 23rd at 6:00 PM (doors open at 5:00 PM) at Memorial Hall located at 212 W.8th in Joplin, MO. Tickets are available in advance at from Bank of Joplin, Ernie Williamson Music, Book Barn Vintage Stock and the Joplin Humane Society. Advance tickets are $18.00 ($12.00 for children age 12 and under) before July 23rd. If there are still tickets available on the “Day Of Show”, they will be available from 11:00 AM ­ 7:00 PM but will cost $20.00 ($15 for children 12 and under) so take advantage of the pre-event pricing PLUS guarantee you have your tickets before they sell out! Additional information about the Joplin Humane Society and this event can be found at www.helpthepets.org or by calling (417) 623-3642 or (417) 206-3678. Additional information about Liverpool Legends is at www.liverpoollegends.com. Louise Harrison and band members are available for interviews.

  • Branson’s Andy Williams and Shoji Tabuchi “dark”days until September

    Although the vast majority of Branson’s excellent show will be open during July and August of 2006, two of the most popular shows in Branson will be “dark” during most of the rest of July and all of August, Andy Williams Show and the Shoji Tabuchi Show after the July 15 performance

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    Andy Williams will not be performing until September 8 when he resumes his schedule with Petula Clark until he starts his Christmas Show which will run from November 1 through December 9. Shoji Tabuchi will not be performing from July 16 through September 3. He resumes his performances for the rest of the season on September 4 when he reopens.

    Although these are probably the largest number of days that s standard Branson Show will shut down during the season some shows take a week or two off during July and August. Visitors to Branson should pay particular attention to the show schedules of any show they really want to see to insure its availability which they are in town.

    Originally Published In the Branson Courier on Jul. 9, 2006.

  • Even in Branson if it contains sex like pornography, offends like porography…

    At the Jun. 26 meeting of the Branson Board of Aldermen, Branson City Administrator, Terry Dody made a report to the board regarding the issue of pornography coming to the Hilton Hotels at Branson Landing. In that report Dody said, “So I want to make it clear that we are not talking about pornography because pornography is illegal.” To an Ole Seagull that statement makes about as much sense as saying we are not talking about speeding because the car was going 65 miles per hour in a 45 mile per hour zone and speeding is illegal.



    At the outset, let’s make one thing clear, very clear, the U.S. Supreme Court, in the landmark case of Miller v. California said that obscene material is not protected by the First Amendment and that such material can be regulated by the States. The court said, “In our view, to equate the free and robust exchange of ideas and political debate with commercial exploitation of obscene material demeans the grand conception of the First Amendment and its high purposes in the historic struggle for freedom.”



    It should also be stressed the issue is with the commercial exploitation of obscene material not with the morality of any individual or what they do with pornography for their own private use. The issue facing Branson is the growth of the commercial exploitation of obscene materials within the community and the potential impact of such growth on the character of our community.



    What was the basis of Dody’s statement? According to Dody it was that movies containing content similar to the content contained in the movies that Hilton Hotels wants to bring into Branson Landing, adult movies rated for mature audiences, are found in a number of pay for view type things in a number of our hotels here in town and that “you can also get it off your cable TV if you want.”



    What an interesting legal concept, the Hilton hotels are not showing pornography because a number of other places in town are also showing movies with the same type of content. Using that logic, could someone traveling at 65 miles an hour, in a 45 mile per hour speed zone, that is being passed by other cars traveling faster, be charged with speeding if it was the car that the police pulled over for speeding? Would it be a defense at trial to say that other cars were also speeding?



    The good news is that Dody has gone on record as acknowledging that pornography is illegal. In fact he used the same language earlier in his presentation in discussing the alleged suggestion “that the city council, both the elected and the non elected officials, have allowed the creation or existence pornography” in Branson Landing. He said, “First of all that the city can’t do that wouldn’t do that. Pornography is illegal and were we aware of any such thing we would have to take the appropriate legal action or notify the appropriate legal authorities to take care of that.”



    If one can take Mr. Dody at his word, all that has to be done is make him aware that the movies the Hilton Hotels wants to bring to Branson Landing are pornographic and the city will “take the appropriate legal action or notify the appropriate legal authorities to take care of that.” Here’s a simple test that could resolve the issue.



    Have the management of the Hiltons of Branson set up a special showing of any of the current movies, chosen at random, from the “Adult Collection” of the LodgeNet pay for view service that Hilton Hotels currently offers. Invite Dody, his City Attorney, the Branson Board of Aldermen, the Mayor, the President of the Branson Lakes Area Chamber of Commerce, the Chairman of the Branson Theatre Association, the Chairman of the Lodging Association, a couple of our areas pastors, the principals from our areas elementary schools, Rick Huffman, anyone else they wants to invite AND, here’s the most important part of all, their families, except for minor children, to a night of family fun at the movies.



    Show the movies and after each one, or as people leave during the movie, have a simple three question questionnaire filled in by answering either “Yes” or “No” to the following three questions, (1) The movie is inordinately interested in sex, (2) The movie depicts sexual conduct in a patently offensive way, and (3) The movie lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value. Legally precise, probably not but from a community standard point of view, if it contains sex like pornography, offends like pornography, and has as much social value as pornography, it is pornography.

  • Kids Fest Goes Wild at Silver Dollar City



    Wild adventures take center stage at Silver Dollar City’s Kids’ Fest, with new stage shows featuring live exotic animals like tigers and panthers, native animals from bears to alligators, performing parrots and dock-diving dogs. Along with showcasing its greatest expansion ever for kids, The Grand Exposition with 10 new family rides, the Branson, Missouri theme park ramps up the excitement during America’s largest kids’ festival, June 9 through August 20.




    The new stage show, Jim Fowler’s Wonders of the Wild LIVE! features dozens of live native and exotic animals such as a grizzly bear, arctic wolves, Siberian tigers, black leopards, crocodiles and Burmese pythons in an astounding presentation from four-time Emmy winner and wildlife expert Jim Fowler. A professional zoologist and host of the television show Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, Fowler has created and developed this show specifically for Silver Dollar City, presenting some of the world’s most impressive wildlife, live on stage in a continually changing parade of exotics!



    Dogs rule when the popular Purina Dog Team Challenge returns, with a new feature event – dock diving! World champion dock-diving dogs soar over 30 feet in the air before splashing into the dive pool, demonstrating the topflight focus of true water-loving, long-jumping dogs. Champion Frisbee-catching dogs perform unbelievable high-leaping stunts and canine teams race through a canine challenge course, part of the high-energy performances of these stunt-loving dogs.



    Brilliant birds show off in the new Extreme Parrots show, with colorful and clever parrots, macaws and cockatoos that sing, talk, fly and free-fall in an entertaining show about the amazing abilities of exotic birds.



    Kid-focused entertainment and activities include champion kid cloggers from around the country, the interactive musical show Just Kiddin’ Around, and an all-American show from American Kids.



    Showcased during Kids’ Fest is the all-new Grand Exposition with 10 new family rides in an expanded, two-acre area of the theme park, the largest addition of rides added at one time in the park’s history. The $8 million Grand Exposition brings the total number of rides to 21 and increases ride capacity at the park to nearly 13,000 per hour – up 5,000 riders per hour. From the five-story Magnificent Wave Carousel to the twirling tea cups of the Royal Tea Party, the Grand Exposition rides join the park’s popular rides and attractions, including last year’s explosive launch roller coaster PowderKeg, named the Best Family Thrill Coaster on the Planet by Thrillride.com; and the multi-looping, multiple inversion roller coaster WildFire.



    Silver Dollar City, located near Branson, Missouri, is open daily during The


    National Kids’ Fest, June 9 – August 20. Hours are 9:30 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. For tickets and information, call 1-800-831-4FUN, or visit the web site, www.silverdollarcity.com.

  • Crystal Gayle, Lee Greenwood to perform a special “Feed The Children” Branson Concert

    Crystal Gayle and Lee Greenwood are coming to the Welk Resort Theatre in Branson for a special concert on Monday, July 17 at 8 p.m.The concert will be taped before a live audience to create an all new “Feed The Children” fundraising special that will air nationally on cable network and television stations in major cities throughout the United States.



    A special discounted admission rate of $25 for the July 17th Crystal Gayle-Lee Greenwood “Feed The Children” concert will be available at the Welk Resort Theatre Box Office or by calling 800-734-5515 or 417-337-7469.Tickets go on sale Friday, June 30 at 8:30 a.m.



    Earlier this year Welk-Sullivan Productions announced the addition of 15 performances by Crystal Gayle and Lee Greenwood in October, November and December to the Welk Resort Theatre 2006 lineup.Known for her signature song, “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,” and floor length hair, Crystal Gayle will perform with Lee Greenwood, singer and songwriter of the patriotic anthem, “God Bless The USA.”



    Joe Sullivan, executive producer and general manager of Welk-Sullivan Productions and The Welk Resort Theatre, announced the July 17th concert today. “This is a great opportunity to again put Branson in the national spotlight on television while aiding a very worthwhile cause,” Sullivan said.”We encourage area folks to be a part of the audience and show the world how much fun we have here in Branson.”



    Feed The Children, a Christian, international relief organization with headquarters in Oklahoma City, was co-founded by Larry and Frances Jones.In 27 years it has grown into one of the world’s largest private organizations dedicated to feeding hungry people.Last year Feed The Children supplemented over 1.4 million meals a day.The organization shipped over 183 million pounds of food and essentials to children and families in all 50 states and around the world.



    For online information and ticket purchase click here or for further information or tickets call 800-590-0155or 417-337-7469.


  • Wild Eye Ranch’s 3rd Annual Chuck Wagon Race Draws People to Branson

    Wild Eye Ranch will open its gates for the 3rd Annual Chuckwagon Races on July 12, 2006.



    “This is our third year of Chuckwagon Races and we are expecting bigger than ever crowds! Each year tops itself in regard to the number of racing teams, attendees and fun.” said Paul Gutting, owner, Wild Eye Ranch. “Last year we welcomed over 100 racing teams from the ACwRA’s (Arkansas Chuckwagon Racing Association), over 4000 guests and families from all over the United States.”



    “People have had their campsites reserved since last July.” said Kris Gutting, foreman of Wild Eye Ranch. “Once again, people from all over the United States have heard about this event and have called the Ranch to reserve camping spaces and become a member of our mailing list.”



    A great variety of family oriented activities will be happening during the races. There will be a ranch rodeo, many vendors offering a wide array of wares, goat roping for children, concessions, a live band on Friday and Saturday, and Cowboy Church on Sunday. New this year is a mechanical bull and for those that enter the ranch rodeo, there are four 1st place saddles to be awarded. Anyone is welcome to bring their horses and ride at their leisure and spend rare family time camping along the James River. The gates open on Wednesday, July 12 to camp and bring horses in to ride at guest’s leisure. The Chuckwagon Races will be announced by Danny Newland who gives an exciting account of the world class horses careening around the track pulling chuckwagons with talented cowboys and cowgirls at the reigns.



    Samantha Gutting, event promoter adds, “Entering in to our third year we have established some great partnerships with the community. We have seen a great amount of collaboration from local businesses who have become advertisers and sponsors for the races. People from incredibly diverse backgrounds attend and truly enjoy this unique event. We see everything from $300,000 horse trailers to the true blue tent campers and everyone has a great time! It really has brought many different people together to support true Western heritage and great family entertainment.”



    Wild Eye Ranch is a family owned and operated riding and boarding equine facility. Over one mile of the beautiful James River makes up one of the boundaries of the ranch just before it flows into the headwaters of Table Rock Lake. The Ranch caters to families and children as well as groups of any size. The offerings include breakfast rides, ½ day rides with lunch, trail rides, steak rides, hay rides, children’s birthday parties, and corporate events. Camping, hiking and fishing are always options for any of the guests. There is a covered pavilion and all of the meals are prepared right in front of the guests eyes while they relax and enjoy the picturesque surroundings. There are other upcoming events scheduled for 2006. Call for reservations or information for any of the fun filled happenings.


  • Corps’ Little Rock District bans kite tubing on Branson area lakes

    Effective immediately, the US Army Corps of Engineers’ Little Rock District is banning kite tubing on all waters under district jurisdiction in Arkansas and Missouri. Kite tubing is a new form of extreme water sport that emerged this year. Reports and news accounts from multiple states cite injuries and at least two deaths resulting from this new activity.


    District Engineer Colonel Wally Walters implemented the temporary ban at least through the remainder of this recreational season, and it will remain in affect until the safety of this activity can be better assured. The ban could become permanent.


    “This product is described by the US Consumer Product Safety Commission as ‘extremely dangerous’ and has already caused two deaths and numerous injuries,” Walters said. “Until this product can be better designed for control and stability, and until proper training can be established, it is my judgment that the hazards and potential liabilities of allowing kite tubing on public waters outweigh the benefits of unrestricted use.”


    Kite tubes are large inflatables with a solid fabric floor in the bottom. As the tube is pulled forward from underneath, the front of the tube is lifted into the air. As speed increases, the entire tube is lifted into the air like a kite with the rider on top. The lack of lateral stability and controls often results in the tube overturning or throwing the rider.


    The Corps’ Tulsa District banned kite tubing from its lakes last week, citing the potential for serious injuries caused by uncontrolled flight of these devices.


    “Many kite tubing injuries are the direct result of the tubes reaching heights of 20 to 30 feet at tow speeds of 25 miles per hour and then rolling into an uncontrollable dive,” a Tulsa District news release stated. “These dives can reach speeds in excess of 50 miles per hour with passengers receiving serious injuries from the impact.”


    The National Park Service also has banned kite tubing from its Glen Canyon National Recreation area after four persons had to be air lifted to hospitals in three weeks. The Park Service reported three of the victims had life threatening injuries.


    The Park Service’s safety alert noted “all victims were using the kite tubes as directed when they suddenly lifted to dangerous heights, became unstable, and plunged down to the water surface. The injuries seen are consistent with deceleration impact events that cause internal trauma. Victims have reported coughing up blood, torn muscles, whiplash type injuries, broken ribs, punctured lungs and cervical fractures.”


    Little Rock District lakes in Arkansas and Missouri where the ban is now in effect include Beaver, Table Rock, Bull Shoals, Norfork, Clearwater, Greers Ferry, Nimrod, Blue Mountain, Millwood, Dierks, DeQueen and Gillham, as well as the Arkansas River in Arkansas.

  • Jack Dawson Adds Showboat to Inspirational Collection,


    Noted Missouri artist Jack Dawson has created an original inspirational painting of the Showboat Branson Belle, the latest in his collection of inspirational paintings. Unveiled at the Showboat’s White River Landing June 16, prints of the new painting titled “An Incredible Journey” will be exclusively offered for three months at the Showboat and Silver Dollar City.



    A longtime artist in Silver Dollar City’s Festival of American Music & Crafts, Dawson is best known for his “Seek and Find” series with hidden images and symbolism.



    The Webb City, Missouri native said his inspiration for the painting of the Showboat Branson Belle was the analogy of a journey, with guidance by a captain to assure safe passage.



    Prints of “An Incredible Journey” and additional prints of Dawson’s paintings are available at White River Landing, located one-half mile south of Table Rock Dam on Mo. 165.



    The 700-seat Showboat Branson Belle cruises present the show Showstoppers! featuring nationally acclaimed comedian Todd Oliver and his live talking dogs. Each two-hour noon and dinner cruise includes the show and a three-course meal. For ticket information, schedules, complete menus and reservations, call 1-800-775-BOAT, or visit http://www.showboatbransonbelle.com/.


  • “Remember the Alamo” – The Spirit of America


    On March 3, 1836, Colonel William Barret Travis, the Commander of the Alamo, wrote to Texas Governor Smith, “…victory will cost the enemy so dear, that it will be worse for him than defeat.” In the early predawn hours of Sunday, March 6, 1836, after 12 days of almost constant bombardment and siege, the soldiers of Mexican General Santa Anna, numbering in the thousands, made their final assault on the Alamo, overwhelming and killing everyone of its 189 defenders.



    The prophetic words of Colonel Travis and the spirit of the Alamo manifested themselves, only 46 days after its fall, at the Battle of San Jacinto. The Mexican army, under Santa Anna, outnumbered the Texas army, under the command of General Sam Houston, by over a two to one margin. In spite of these odds, the Texas Army, inspired by the sacrifice of the Alamo defenders and shouting the battle cry, “Remember the Alamo,” defeated the Mexican army and captured Santa Anna.



    What is it about the Alamo that so inspired the Texas army at the Battle of San Jacinto and has touched the hearts and souls of generations since? What are we to remember? Was it their courage or that they spent their lives for a noble cause? Was it the fact that so few stood against so many for so long, the fact that the defenders of the Alamo could have elected not to give their lives in a battle they knew they could not win, or a combination of these factors?



    History records that on the first day of the Siege of the Alamo, Santa Anna had the scarlet flag of “no quarter” run up on San Fernando Church within the sight of the Alamo defenders. It meant surrender or die. Despite the odds against them, instead of surrender, it was answered with cannon fire from the defenders of the Alamo.



    Days into the siege, after receiving messages that no further help would be coming, Colonel Travis, explained the hopelessness of their situation. He gave the Alamo’s defenders a choice of escaping, surrendering and perhaps living, or of fighting on and the certainty of death. The chances of escape were pretty good as people had been going through the Mexican lines all during the siege.



    All, but one, chose to fight on. Unknown to them at the time however, was the special place in history where their choice would be forever enshrined. That place where the spirit of honor, dedication to purpose, valor, and willingness to sacrifice all, for a noble cause, is revered and preserved.



    Why, as James Bowie said, would they “…rather die in these ditches than give them up to the enemy?”Their individual reasons probably varied the nobleness of the cause, loyalty to each other and their country, honor, duty, freedom from tyranny, and, for some, like Bowie, the defense of their homes.They were however, bound together by the common threads of their courage, their belief that it was right and necessary to fight the army of Santa Anna at that time, in that place, no matter what the price, and in their commitment to pay that price.



    The spirit of “Remember the Alamo” represents that which is courageous, honorable, and worthy of commitment in the hearts of individuals and nations. It was in the hearts of the signers of the Declaration of Independence as, on July 4, 1776, they pledged their lives, fortunes, and sacred honor on behalf of a new nation. From July 4, 1776 to July 4, 2006, from Valley Forge to Bagdad, and countless places in between, America’s greatness, and very existence has depended on that “spirit” and those willing to commit and sacrifice their all for it.



    It is the “American Spirit,” the very lifeblood of our nation.May that Nation “Under God,” be eternally blessed with that spirit, for without it, She would not have been born and would not long endure.Happy Birthday America, Happy Birthday!


  • Branson’s 2006 Fourth of July Firework Displays

    The Branson area will celebrate America’s Independence Day with a variety of celebrations. Although most will be on July 4 it should be noted that The Chateau on the Lake has theirs on Monday, Jul. 3..

    To insure a good viewing point it is suggested that you be in position at least an hour before “dusk.” For additional information please call the contact number given below.

    Hollister’s 4th of July Fireworks Display and Celebration
    Location: Historic Downing Street in Hollister

    Contact:Phone: 417-334-3050

    Date/Time: July 4/ Dusk

    Good Viewing Area: Along Business Hwy 65 in Historic downtown Hollister.

    Fireburst -Fireworks Display

    Location: Kimberling City

    Contact: Kimberling City Table Rock Chamber of Commerce – Phone: 1-800-595-0393

    Date/Time: July 4/ Dusk

    Comments: Good Viewing Area: Right on Route 13 in downtown Kimberling City, near Kimberling City Shopping Mall, about 6 miles south of Branson West. Can be viewed very well from Table Rock Lake near the north end of the bridge..

    Rockaway Beach 4th of July Celebration and Fireworks Display

    Location: Downtown Rockaway Beach

    Contact: – Rockawy Beach Chamber of Commerce – Carol Szabo – 417-561-4280

    Date/Time: July 4. Activities run from 3-9 PM with Fireworks starting at 9:00

    Comments: Activities, food, and fun for the whole family with entertainment, professional skateboarding exhibition, and Army Blackhawk Helicopter on display. Fireworks can be viewed from Lake Taneycomo.

    Chateau on the Lake

    Location: Just north of Table Rock Dam on State Highway 165/265

    Contact: 417-334-1161

    Date/Time: Monday, July 3, 2005/ Dusk.

    Good Viewing Areas: From Table Rock Lake via boat or park in Chateau’s public areas.

    Big Cedar Lodge

    Location: Off State Highway 86 in Ridgedale.

    Contact: 417-335-2777

    Date/Time: July 4/ Dusk

    Good Viewing Area: In front of Registration Building or from Table Rock Lake.

    Show Boat Branson Belle

    No guarantees and you take your chances but the 8:00 PM Dinner Cruise has been known to anchor and watch Big Cedars display. Then they have their “Show.” Gets in about 45 minutes later than usual. Call 417-338-2611 for info.