The Dodymesiter and Branson Legal meet Lady Justice

The Ole Seagull had a dream in which he was asked to leave the Taney County courtroom where the infamous “Olson Chainsaw Gang” was in the process of being prosecuted by the city of Branson for allegedly sawing a tree down in front of their business over two years ago. A huge 12 foot specter of Paul Link, the city attorney for Branson, loomed over the Ole Seagull in the courtroom. With a big grin on its face the specter said, “Question the authority of the Dodymeister and the letters I write will you, you’re out of here because we are going to reserve the right to call you as a witness.”



As the dream continued, the Ole Seagull asked, “How can you do that, I wasn’t subpoenaed, I’m not on any witness lists, and I’m missing my nap so that I can observe and report, first hand what is going on.” Link just smiled, snapped his fingers and what looked like three foot munchkin replications of Branson’s board of aldermen, lead by a shinny red faced munchkin wearing a mayor pro tem button, came running out from under the city of Branson’s prosecution table. They ran up to me and without any further ado pulled me from the court room all the time saying, “Speak out against the Dodymeister and question the letter writing of our city attorney, bad Seagull, bad Seagull, no courtroom for you today.”



As the munchkins threw the Ole Seagull out the door the mayor pro tem munchkin said, “You don’t get it do you Seagull, just like Monday night, we, and the Dodymeister, can do whatever we want, anyway we want, to whomever we want, and whenever we want.” As the Ole Seagull lay withering on the floor he said, “Forgive me, I’ll kiss the ring, please just this once do the fair and right thing and let me back in.” There was simultaneous laughter as they slammed the court room door.



In dream time, about an hour and a half later, the courtroom doors burst open and someone came out and said, “It’s over; they have been acquitted because the city couldn’t even establish corpus delecti.” Even in a dream, to an Ole Seagull, that’s the Armani, Gucci, and Prada way of saying that the city could not even prove that a crime had been committed. All in the hallway were abuzz that the defendants had been acquitted without even having to present their case and were asking the rhetorical question, “How embarrassing to the city is that?”



All of a sudden, as the doors to the courtroom slowly opened and a 12 foot Lady Justice walked through the doors, a hush fell over the crowd. Tears were streaming from under her blindfold as she dragged a three foot munchkin replica of the Dodymesiter through the doors as it repeatedly yelled, “I’m Teflon, nothing sticks to me, and I was hidden. How did you know I was in there?”



Without a word and with a gentle heave she tossed the Dodymeister into the air, as one would do when they were about to hit a ball with a bat. She drew her sword back and, with a mighty full swing, hit the Dodymeister right out of the courthouse with so much force that the general consensus of opinion is that his next public appearance will be as a fireball coming out of one of the tubes in a performance of the fire and light show at Branson Landing.



Next she turned to the 12 foot specter of Paul Link. Everyone present could feel her eyes just staring into his from behind her blindfold and could sense the question she was silently asking of Link, “What does the way the city of Branson has handled this case over the last two years have to do with ‘the fair and equal administration of the law, without corruption, avarice, prejudice, or favor’ that I symbolize?”



As Link blurted out the words, “Very little but the Dodymeister wanted it this way,” he shrunk in size down to about six feet, towering above the three foot munchkin replications of Branson’s board of aldermen who came through the door next looking lost and confused. For the first time Lady Justice spoke as she patted each little munchkin on its head and, pointing to Link said, “Don’t fret little ones, just follow him back to Branson, and play your little games by your own rules in your own little sandbox. Just remember that when you come into my house justice rules!”



With that she looked over at Don Stephens, the director of planning and development for the City of Branson, the city forester, and the detective, all who had testified for the city of Branson, shook her head sadly, turned, and started back into the court room. As she passed the Ole Seagull and entered the courtroom she lifted her blindfold, looked him in the eye, winked, and said, “The city couldn’t pull a rabbit out of the hat after all.”



Wow, what a dream.



Note: For the full story of the actual events that inspired this column, in order of suggested reading, read, “Score: Birds and Trees, 10 – City of Branson, DBMA, and Downtown Restaurants, 0,” “In Cold Sap – a story of better government through communications,” “Nixon had Watergate – is this Branson’s Treegate, and A question for Branson’s elected and appointed officials, “Would you like to be treated this way?” on line at the Branson Courier. If the above hyperlinks don’t work simply go to https://bransoncourier.com/ and enter the word “Sap”, with an upper case “S”, in the “Search Articles” box at the top of the page and press the “Search” button.



Gary Groman, a.k.a. “The Ole Seagull,” is an independent columnist and the editor of the Branson Courier. He may be reached by clicking here or by calling 417-339-4000.

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Don Williams at Branson’s Grand Palace August 17


There are few American classics these days, but Don Williams is certainly one of them. With a warm hickory baritone that balances strength with a gentle concern, he draws his listener into the intimate world of an old friend, someone who cares deeply about you and the quality of your life…and who will always offer a hand when you need it.



In 2006 Legendary American Country Star Don Williams will perform his last shows in The United States and the UK and to say a big Thank You to all his loyal fans. This will be his final International Tour. The Grand Palace in Branson, MO is proud to announce that The Legendary Country-music star Don Williams will perform one of the concerts off The Farewell Tour on Thursday, August 17th at 8pm.



Don has decided to bring the curtain down on his massively successful international touring career which has spanned more than 30 years to spend more time at home on his ranch in Tennessee.



Don will be performing many of the songs in his show that have made him famous and that all his fans know and love. Hits such as “I Believe In You,” “My Best Friend,” “Good Ole Boys Like Me,” “Tulsa Time” and many more.



To celebrate Don’s Farewell Tour, Universal Records will be releasing a TV advertised special Greatest Hits Album.



For tickets and additional information, call 1-800-884-4536 or visit our website at www.thegrandpalace.com.



Photo Courtesey DonWilliams.com

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THE “POSSUM” GEORGE JONES at Branson’s Grand Palace Aug. 24

THE “POSSUM” GEORGE JONES at Branson’s Grand Palace Aug. 24



Due to popular demand George Jones will perform a second show for 2006 on August 24th 8PM. The additional date for George Jones was added to the 2006 “Biggest Stars” Concert Series in direct response to the increased demand and overwhelming requests from Branson visitors. Jones’ first date for the 2006 season at The Grand Palace is Saturday, June 17th at 8 PM with special guest Mountain Heart.



Through the decades, Jones has received a string of industry awards ranging from “Single of the Year” to “Video of the Year” to induction into the Country Music Hall of Fame. During his concerts, Jones performs a multitude of his classic hits including “White Lightning,” “He Stopped Loving Her Today,” “High-Tech Redneck,” and many more. He has performed several sell-out performances at the 4,000 seat Grand Palace for the past few years and continues to be one of the most requested artists at the venue.



Call 1-800-884-4536 for tickets and additional information.

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Branson should support a casino in Rockaway Beach

I saw a letter to the editor from someone in Kansas City that signed the letter “Concerned”. The people of Branson want to keep their God and Family life style with no casino within miles and miles. That’s selfish and not very neighborly. The people in Branson have it pretty good, its time they start promoting Rockaway beach, unless of course God does not want that town to prosper too.



Oh, and last I checked, gambling is all over the place anyway, (even in Branson) including Powerball, which is sponsored by the state. Branson should be more supportive of Rockaway Beach and help to stop the growth of poverty. For the most part the very same tourists that are attracted to Branson’s entertainment have been to Vegas and/or Atlantic City. They are good people and their money is just as good. I would venture to guess that some of the strongest opposers of the casino have been to Vegas or Atlantic City and probably enjoyed it.



You people need to be intellectually honest with yourselves. I say support the casino boat in Rockaway beach and keep poverty, drugs and crime far away from Branson. You should not judge those that occasion a casino, a drink, a cupcake, or a lottery ticket by those that abuse it. Look deep inside yourself and ask why you feel that you know what is best for others.



Signed: More concerned about you, Warwick, RI.



Editors Note: Click here to read Concerned’s letter.

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What’s more “gorgeous” Branson or the new Hip Branson of Gucci, Armani, and Prada?

Recent news articles reported on the next step in the new “Hip Branson,” a proposed a 25-story, 300-foot-tall resort complex to be built on Highway 248 near Highway 65 on the site of the former Branson Inn. According to one article, Rick Huffman, CEO of HCW Development Company, the developer of the project, said, “You’ll see it for miles” and “It’s going to be gorgeous.” In talking about the retail stores to be located on the bottom floor of the complex Huffman is reported to have said, “The kind of stores you might expect to see would be Prada or Armani.”



There’s, probably, no disputing that one will be able to “see it for miles” but whether or not it is “gorgeous” is relative. It will probably be a lot more gorgeous to the developers and investors who are building it and planning to make millions off it and the Prada, Armani, and Gucci type of crowd it is intended to cater to than it is to a J. C. Penny, Wal-Mart, Kmart, Bass Pro kind of guy like the Ole Seagull.



Does the current average visitor to Branson expect to see Prada or Armani? Does Armani or Prada even enter their minds in making their decision to come to Branson? After arriving in Branson is the average current visitor, like the vast majority of people that live in “Branson,” more likely to shop at Wal-Mart or Prada or Armani? Do the finances of the typical visitor to Branson, as well as the vast majority that live here, indicate that they are more likely to buy a six hundred dollar Prada shoulder handbag or something just as functional for a lot less than half of that? And therein lays Branson’s marketing conundrum and, more importantly, the difference between the new “Hip Branson” and “Branson.”



To an Ole Seagull, the “Hip Branson” is trying to use the income and visitors generated by Branson to remake Branson into something that it is not in an effort to attract the “Armani, Gucci, and Prada” type visitor. These visitors evidently want something that Branson’s existing product of constantly evolving shows, attractions, retail establishments, restaurants, and entertainment, all based on family values, doesn’t provide. The very same Branson and product that brings the seven million visitors to Branson that the Hip Branson is relying on intercepting for its initial survival and to fund its hoped for growth.



Now call an Ole Seagull foolish, but, if the branding study that the City of Branson of Branson paid for, and has been the basis for Branson’s marketing program for the past two years, was accurate, the problem is not Branson’s current product but making more people aware of that product. In fact, the study showed what people who have been coming to Branson for years, and those who invested their lives and own funds in developing Branson, already knew, that once people came and experienced Branson they loved it and would come back.



What is needed isn’t a new “Hip Branson” or a radically different product, just more effective marketing of Branson to potential users of Branson’s existing product. It is a marketing problem not a product problem! Specifically it is a marketing budget problem of having enough funds to market Branson’s product into existing and expanded markets with enough critical mass to really penetrate the market, reach those to whom Branson’s product would appeal, and overcome any misconceptions they might have about what Branson has to offer.



The “Solomonic” problem facing those charged with the marketing of Branson is the primary direction of Branson’s marketing emphasis. Will it be directed toward trying to reach those millions of potential visitors who are a fit for Branson’s constantly evolving current product or towards trying to develop and create a new market for the new Hip Branson? Will its emphasis be based on one of Branson’s strongest brand identifiers, “values,” or on Armani, Gucci, and Parada?

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Casino gambling in Rockaway Beach is too close to Branson

Let’s just "hope and Pray" that Rockaway Beach, DOES NOT bring in a casino. It is too close to Branson, where they want to keep it God, family, etc. oriented.

I live in Kansas City, Missouri and we have 5 casinos. You don’t hear of it, but there are a "lot" of people who "throw away" their whole check gambling, while the family does without. Also, there have been robberies and killings, after people leave the casinos. Concerned, Gladstone, MO

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An Ole Seagull, Fishing Journal





Introduction: This journal contains the results and observations of the Ole Seagull’s day to day fishing experiences on Lake Taneycomo. He lives on the banks of the Lake just above Short Creek.



Note: The Ole Seagull’s article “KIS Midge fishing on Branson’s Lake Taneycomo” should be of interest to anyone who wants to fish Lake Taneycomo effectively.



Sep . 2My neighbor and good friend, Howard Couch, had quite a day yesterday. He was fishing the bank down from Point B on the Ole Seagull’s run using the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four. He was using an indicator set at about four to four and a half feet, Orvis Mirage 6x tippet, and casting as close to the bank as he could. In about 3 hours he caught over 25 fish, a lot of Browns four of which were 17 inches or more. Way to go Howard!



I fished with Fished with Duane McCammon earlier in the week between points B andjust D on the Ole Seagulls Run under water off conditions. Between us in bout two and a half hours we caught 30 fish with a couple of Rainbows in the 17 inch range. We were using fly rods, the size 18 Ugly Midge, Orvis Mirage 6x tippet and had the best results with the indicators set at about three feet throughout our drift. Kept the boat off the channel side about a cast and a half and had the best results on the deep side.




Aug . 19Fished with Duane McCammon and Bob Walden from about 0630 to 00900 between B and down stream from E on the Ole Seagulls Run under water off conditions. Although we thought the fishing was touch we easily caught about 40 Rainbows and one nice Brown and missed as many more so it couldn’t have been too bad. Ok, so Bob Walden did catch the most fish and the biggest fish, a beautiful Brown that was in the 17-19 inch category. We were all using fly rods, the size 18 Ugly Midge, Orvis Mirage 6x tippet and had the indicators set at about four feet throughout. Kept the boat off the channel side about a cast and a half and had the best results on the deep side.





Aug . 12While at Wal-Mart I spotted a new lure and system that looked pretty good. It’s called the Trout Magnet, a unique shaped grub about and inch long that is made out of an unscented rubbery material. It goes on a 1/64 th ounce Jig Head with a size 8 hook. I have used it for two mornings now, basically the pink color and have had real good luck with it. I’m going to play with it a bit more this week but for further information go to http://troutmagnet.com/



Aug . 5Fished with Duane McCammon, Mac, from about 0630 to 0845 between B and just above D on the Ole Seagulls Run under water off conditions. We easily caught between 15 and 20 fish apiece with Mac catching a beauty in the 16-18 inch range. I used the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four with the depth set at about four and a half to five feet and Mac used a a size 18 Rusty Zebra Midge set at about two feet. Kept the boat off the channel side about a cast and a half and fished both sides but had the best results on the channel side. It was a neat morning with us easily missing as many hits as we caught. The good news is that it appears they are leaving the water off until at least 10000. Of course that could be changing even as I am writing this. To keep current on the current water situation use the information in the Water Levels Info section of the main fishing report.



Jul . 23The heat of the last week has been stifling, one morning at 0330 it was 78. They have been running water pretty much all day and into the night. The best advice for wading near the dam without the water on is the earlier the better. It seems the older I get the harder it gets to adjust. My fishing has been below average this week but that’s probably just me. I had a lot of luck drifting down the shallow water side with a size 18 Primrose and Pearl Midge set at between 2 feet and 18 inches.


All the guide services shown in our fishing report are excellent guides and all except River Run Outfitters, who are strictly fly fishing catch and release with western style drift boats that are hand rowed, have power boats and fish using multiple methods and baits. Above all, a trip scheduled with them will get you on the water fishing effectively regardless of whether or not they are running water.




Jul . 13 Well all good things come to an end and for those who like water off fishing that happened yesterday. They took it up to 710 and the lowest it got was just under 704 at about 0600 on the 13th. On thing for sure, the water will be going up sometimes between 0600 and 0900 and staying there if the last week is any indication. If wading is your primary interest call 417-336-5083 for up to the moment information on generation and lake levels prior to coming down. River Run Outfitters specializes in drift boat trips designed for fly fishers.I have fished with Brett Rader of Chartered Waters Guide Service and he has many good techniques that work well when the water is running using spinning tackle as well as fly fishing. Bill Babler out of Lilly’s Landing is another guide who provides fly fishing as well as spin fishing. Any of these will provide an enjoyable and dependable fishing experience on Lake Taneycomo regardless of the water being generated.



Jul . 7 Have fished a number of times since the last entry with the latest being Jul. 7. Although the fishing is tougher than it has been it has been steady and seems to fluctuate from one day to the next. On one day, my neighbor Howard Couch and I fished together for about two and a half hours using the the 100th ounce the River Run Peach Furbug from Gary’s Big Four with the indicator set at four and a half to five and a half feet fishing into the channel. Both of use were using Orvis Mirage 6x tippet. Howard caught over 30 fish and I caught four. The next day, fishing exactly the same way I averaged ten fish per hour. Go figure. Some of the guides are using Egg Jigs with midge droppers and having success.



Jun . 24 Fished with Partridge Soft Hackle over the gravel bars early in the day under water off conditions and had good luck when nothing else was working. I have not done much soft hackle fishing and it was fun. I will be doing it more often. Have fished about four days the last week and have had good luck using everything in Gary’s Big Four with the indicator set at four feet fishing into the channel between points B and E. on The Ole Seagulls Run.



Jun . 17 Have done a lot of fishing since the last entry but just haven’t taken the time to make entries. Have spent a lot of time fishing with different people, D.J., Shannon Roberts and his daughter Stephanie, Duane McCammon, Mac, Bob Walden, and Howard Couch and have tons of fun even when the fishing has been tough and there have been a couple of day when that has been the case.



For me it has been spotty but when its been good its been good its been real good. Have caught a number of bigger fish in the 16 to 19 inch range with one of them a beautiful 18 ¼ inch brown. Not an hour later my neighbor Howard catches a Brown over 18 ½ inches. Both were caught on the on the 100th ounce the River Run Peach Furbug from Gary’s Big Four with the indicator set at four feet fishing into the channel at around Point C on The Ole Seagulls Run. The Peach Furbug has been hard to beat early in the day and the midge of choice appear to be the size 18 Primrose and Peal. The Ugly Midge has kind of let me down lately.




Jun . 4 Fished with Duane McCammon, Mac, on the Jun 3 under water off conditions from point B to just above E on the Ole Seagulls Run. Kept the boat about a cast off the channel (east) and just let the current move us along. From about 0715 to 0945 we caught between 40-50 trout between us with the biggest in the 15-17 inch category and most in the 12-15 inch range. I caught the first 11 that I caught on with the 100th ounce the River Run Peach Furbug from Gary’s Big Four with the indicator set at four feet. Then I switched over the size 18 Ugly Zebra Midge from Gary’s Small Five with the indicator set at three feet for the rest of the day. As I retied it might have gotten down to two and a half feet towards the end. I used 6x Orvis Mirage Tippet.




May . 21 Talked with Howard Couch yesterday and he had great luck with the 100th ounce the River Run Peach Furbug from from Gary’s Big Four during his most recent trip on May 20. He caught over 25 Rainbows with over a dozen of them in the 13-16 inch category and a nice 19 inch plus Brown Trout. Howard was using a fly rod with the indicator set at about three feet and fishing into shore from A-E and down to the Fall Creek dock fishing into the bank.



Prior to leaving Branson on the May 15 I had fished quite a lot, most of it with Howard. One day we both fished together, with one generator going, for an hour and a half and did not boat a fish. Couldn’t figure it out, nothing worked. Don’t know if it was because they had just turned the water on after the long period of no water or what but it was unusual, I honestly can’t recall the last time I went fishing and did not catch a fish within an hour and a half of fishing and for it to happen to both of us.



The next day, under water off conditions, caught about 18 trout and hour. And the fishing has been pretty good since. Guess that’s what makes it fishing and isn’t it a beautiful thing.




Apr. 31 The recent rain has raised Table Rock about two feet so maybe they’ll run a little more water into Taneycomo. I fished twice this week the first time on the 27th with Duane McCammon, Mac, and the second, on the 28th, with my neighbor Howard Couch, who has just returned from wintering in Texas. Mac and I caught about 25 Rainbows and one nice Brown in about three hours of fishing. Mac caught the Brown, about 15-17 inches on the scud. Our best luck was with the size 16 Gray Scud fished from the shallow side into about four feet of water and the size 18 Olive Zebra Midge fished from the same location with the indicator set at two feet.



When Howard and I went out on the 28th we both used the 100th ounce the River Run Peach Furbug from from Gary’s Big Four. In less than an hour, we came in because of lightening in the area, we caught about 30 Rainbows with four to six of them in the 15-17 inch range. I used 6x Orvis Mirage Tippet with the indicator set at about four feet as we drifted down the channel side about a good cast off the bank. We fished both sides of the boat. The fishing was so good I actually thought about ignoring the lightening if just for a moment.





Apr. 23 They ran about two generators for a couple of hours on the 18th which helped clear out the upper end and helped cool the water a tad. It was better than nothing but the lake needs a good “flush.” If we don’t get minimal water generation as the days get hotter the problems will exasperate. I fished The Ole Seagulls Run, between points C and E, under water off conditions, between about 1130-1245 on Apr. 20. I caught about 14 fish with most caught on the River Run Peach Furbug from Gary’s Big Four and a few, as I ended the day, by switching from one midge to another, the size 18 Ugly and Rusty Zebra Midges from Gary’s Small Five and a size 18 Olive Zebra Midge all caught fish but I could not come up with a “pattern.” I used 6x Orvis Tippet set the depth at about 2 ½ feet for the midges and at about 4 feet for the Peach Furbug. The majority of the fish were in the 11-14 inch range with one over 15 inches. Bob Walden reported that he did real well on Apr. 21 fishing from the bank at point B using a size 18 Olive Soft Hackle.




Apr. 15 The failure to run water is causing problems with algae moss, etc. on top of the water, making it a challenge to be able to cast and get a fly or jig more than once algae free. Not a big problem in the wading area near the dam but down stream it is. Most of my fishing since Mar. 26 has been sporadic and has involved the use of the size 18 Ugly or Rusty Zebra Midges from Gary’s Small Five fished as described in the Ole Seagull’s article “KIS Midge fishing on Branson’s Lake Taneycomo.



Mar. 26 As a general rule, “At 40 and below the Seagull don’t go.” Early morning temperatures have been cold this past week, i.e. 28 this morning at 0645, with it kind of windy and between 40-50 or so in the afternoon so I have elected to wait for things to warm up which looks like should be happening tomorrow. When next I go I will start with the the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four. Looks like Bret of Chartered Waters had a a super “couple of hours” on the 20th.



Mar. 17 With a temperature of about 41 degrees F, slight, a little wind, and overcast I fished between points B and E on The Ole Seagulls Run under water off conditions between about 0715-0945. Started out with the the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four with the 6x Orvis Mirage Tippet set at about four feet at point B. In the first hour I actually boated 25 Rainbow Trout as I worked downstream toward point E. The last 15 Rainbows were caught on the size 18 Ugly Midge from Gary’s Small Five and fished as discussed in the Ole Seagull’s article “KIS Midge fishing on Branson’s Lake Taneycomo” with the depth set at about two feet. No big fish may be one 15 inches or so but most between 12-14 inches.



Mar.11 During the week I fished on three or four occasions. Have not caught a Brown but have averaged about 20 Rainbows per 1 ½ hour to 2 hour trip with one going between 18-19 inches and most in the 12-15 inch range. All of my trips this week have been between points B and E on The Ole Seagulls Run under water off conditions. I have favored to east bank and the channel. The best luck has either been on the size 18 Ugly or Rusty Zebra Midge from Gary’s Small Five. My standard tippet material is Orvis 6x Mirage set between four and two feet depending on the depth. Generally, when I start out at point B the depth if four feet and by the time I get down to the shallower water near E it is closer to two feet.




Mar 5 During the week I have fished on numerous occasions but basically with the same methodology, flies, and results, lots of smaller fish. Out of the over 80 Rainbows caught this week up until this afternoon, if one was over 14 inches I’d be surprised. Great fishing, lots of action and fun, just small fish. This afternoon I went out about 1530, messed around with the 100th Ounce Green Bassnapper for a few minutes, changed to a Size 18 Rusty Midge and never turned back.



End result, by the time I came in at about 1800, caught and released over 40 Rainbows, not one Brown, picked and rolled an other four or five, and easily missed twice that many hits. Two were in excess of 17 inches and five to eight of the remainder were in the 14-17 inch category. Go figure, fished exactly the same way I have all week. What a great day.



Had the opportunity to fish with Ross Summers this week on his first fly fishing trip. It was a tough windy day and in spite of the fact it was his first experience with a fly rod he limited out. Between us we caught about 10 fish and easily missed that many more.



All of my trips this week have been between points B and E on The Ole Seagulls Run under water off conditions. I have favored to east bank and the channel. The best luck has either been on the size 18 Ugly or Rusty Zebra Midge. I try which ever one is tied on first and if it doesn’t work tie on the other. Today, it was the Rusty Midge and I was fishing it at from about 3 ½ feet to about 2 ½ feet by the time I got down to point E. My standard tippet material is Orvis 6x Mirage. I’m beginning to think that shallower is better with the midges. Seems like they are more likely to come up for them in the water column.



My neighbor, two doors down, Tom Langley, was doing pretty good jigging 1/32 and 1/16 jigs.They were a combination brown and green.



Mar 1 I fished between points C and E on The Ole Seagulls Run and around the bend to the high lines just above Fall Creek, under water off and windy conditions between 1545-1710. The results were a carbon copy of Feb. 28 except it was more like 20-25 Rainbows and, once I got the size 18 Ugly Midge on, seemingly, if it is possible, more strikes. Easily caught 15-20 Rainbows with twice that many strikes, and at least five to ten pick and rolls.



The terminal end of the line was 4 feet of Orvis Mirage 6x, the indicator was set at 4 feet, and, except for fishing the channel side from Point B to about half way to C, the boat was positioned in about 4 feet of water as I drifted down. I started with the new size 18 Primrose Pearl Midge in the deeper water up in Lookout Hole at Point B and as I drifted down I put on the Rusty Midge. Caught a few on each but not enough where I kept either one on too long. As I got to Point B I tied on a size 18 Ugly Midge and never even thought about taking it off. Non stop action until I just decided to call it a day all thw ay through Point E and around the bend to just above Fall Creek.



Feb 28 I fished between points D and E on The Ole Seagulls Run under water off conditions and minimal wind between 1100-1230. Easily caught 15-20 Rainbows, no Browns, most were in the 10 to 13 inch area with, at most, two or three in the 15 inch range but what fun. It seemed that something was striking all the time and that’s what I enjoy. As usual the terminal end of the line was 4 feet of Orvis Mirage 6x, the indicator was set at 4 feet, and the boat was positioned in about 4 feet of water as I drifted down. I caught the first 10 on the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug and finished the day with the size 18 Ugly Midge casting from about towards the channel side all the way down.



Feb 22 Was on vacation for a couple of weeks and had cold weather the first part of this week so I have not been fishing much but all that changed today. I Caught about 15-20 fish with the biggest in the 16 inch range and missed about one half that many more. I fished between points D and E on the Ole Seagulls Run under water off conditions and minimal wind between 1600-1720 using a size 18 Ugly Midge fished at a depth of about 4 feet all the way down.What a fun afternoon.



Feb 1-2 Fished from about 1545 to 1715 on both days and fished midges between points D. and E. on the Seagulls Run. No water running at the time although the horn did blow on the 2nd while I was out. On each trip I averaged about 20 Rainbows per trip, most within the 12-15 inch range with maybe about four at or slightly above 15 inches but no big ones, 17 inches plus and easily missed that many more. All in all lots of fun. On the 1st I stared with the size 16 Tungsten Bead Head Red Midge also from Gary’s Big Four. When it broke off I switched to the size 18 Ugly Zebra Midge. On the 2nd I just used size 18 Ugly Zebra Midge and did well. I tried to keep the boat a good cast off the east bank, with the indicator on my Orvis Mirage 6x tippet set at between 4 to three feet.



Jan 29Went out about 1600 to 1730 under water off conditions. I fished between Points B and about half way between C and D in the Ole Seagull’s Run under water off conditions with very little wind and light cloud cover. Caught about 15 Rainbows, picked and rolled two, and missed that many more with the biggest about being 15 inches.



I caught fish on the size 18 Rusty Zebra Midge, Size 18 Ugly Midge, and a new imitation of the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug designed for those fly fishing purists that quiver at the thought of using a nasty ole jig on the ends of the their fly lines. It uses the same dubbing that we use on the jig but it is tied on a size 12 fly hook with a salmon colored bead it worked fine and I actually caught most of my fish on it. Most of my fishing was done about a good cast off of the the channel side at a depth of about four feet using an indicator.



Jan 22Yikes its been quite a while since I have written anything but its not because I haven’t been fishing or the conditions haven’t, for the most part been fabulous. I have just been tied up in other things and besides, if you read this journal at all, you know what I am going to say. “I was fishing at a depth of three to four and one half feet, using an indictor and Orvis Mirage 6x tippet and the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four or one of the three primary midges that I use size 18 Rusty Zebra Midge, Size 18 Ugly Midge, or the size 16 Tungsten Bead Head Red Midge also from Gary’s Big Four.



On Jan. 19, as I have done a number of late afternoons lately, I fished under water off conditions from about 1530 to 1700. Caught about 20 Rainbows with the biggest just about 17″ with half being caught about half on the River Run Peach Furbug and half on the Size 18 Ugly Midge. Probably missed about half that many and picked and rolled at least three more. The weather and running of the water this year has been the best since I have lived here and that has been since 1986. If there has been a winter since them where they have run less water I must have missed it.



On Jan. 16 I hade the opportunity to fish with my good buddies Mac and Bob on what has been one of the colder mornings we have experienced recently.When they picked me up at the dock the temperature was about 34 degrees. We fished from the Lookout Hole Down with indicators set at about three to four feet. We were all using Orvis Mirage 6x tippet and each of us used a different lure, one the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, one the size 18 Rusty Zebra Midge, and one the Size 18 Ugly Midge. By far the Peach Furbug was the most productive with the Ugly doing better than the Rusty Midge.



On Jan 7 I had the chance to fish with David Cook and his friend Terry from about 0900 to 1010. The fishing was tough but during that hour we managed to catch about 10-13 fish using the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, the 100th ounce Olive Bassnapper Jig, and the size 18 Rusty Zebra Midge. It was a great time fishing with two great guys.





Dec 29 After I got up from my nap and noticed the 54 degree temperature and no wind at 1600 I went out and fished for 55 minutes. Boated 26, had four more up to the boat, picked and rolled three, and missed about that many hits. Wasn’t trying for numbers and the pace for me was a lot less hectic than it was on the 24th but the fish were just there and hitting well. I was fishing at a depth of four feet using an indictor and Orvis Mirage 6x tippet and the 100th ounce Olive Bassnapper Jig from Gary’s Big Four. I Fished the same area as on the 24th except that the boat did not drift anywhere near as far down stream out of Lookout Hole because there was so little wind. I used just one jig, retired at fish number 10 and that was it.




Dec 23-28 What a Christmas present, a tad nippy, with water off, and enough wind to put a nice ripple on the water and then some on Dec. 24. Only had an hour and fifteen minutes from dock to dock but what an hour of fishing it was. Numbers wise, I have never had a better hour of fishing, 32 boated, three picked and rolled, and about 15missed hits with four or five in the 15 inch plus category. Once I realized that my previous 20 fish in an hour record was going to be toast I kind of set the finesse part aside to see just how many I could catch and the “horsing in” cost four ties along with four jigs. Although you had to be there to appreciate the moment, it is not one that I am likely to replicate again.



I was fishing at a depth of three feet using an indictor and Orvis Mirage 6x tippet and the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four. The boat was just drifting down in about four or five feet of water and I was casting back into the shallower water. Had a hit just about every cast and the amazing thing was it wasn’t just in one spot as the wind was moving the boat along pretty well. At 50 minutes into the hour I broke off after boating number 28. The last four fish were caught on a size 16 Rusty Zebra Midge.



Interestingly enough, on the afternoon of Dec. 23 I fished exactly the same area, although with not the same wind, and only caught eight fish in an hour and a half. At about 1130- 1300 on Dec. 27 I fished the shallow side from about half way between Lookout Hole and the bend just above Fall Creek in bright sun under water off conditions. I wanted to try out the new size 18 Primrose Pearl midge that River Run Outfitters is tying. I caught 20 plus fish with two over 15 inches, one break off that was definitely bigger than 15 inches, 30 plus misses, and 2 pick and rolls. I was fishing at a depth of between 18 and 24 inches using an indictor and Orvis Mirage 6x tippet.



Dec 20 The temperature was up to 38 with very little wind. I fished from about 1100-1300 half way between Fall Creek Dock and Short Creek. Kept the boat in about 4 feet of water and fished primarily midges. The new size 18 Primrose Pearl midge got five or six pretty quick but the midge of the day was the size 18 Ugly Midge. River Run Outfitters ties and stocks both these midges. I fished a depth of about two feet using an indictor and Orvis Mirage 6x tippet except for a short period where I used the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four. Set at four feet. It worked well and I caught five or six real quick before switching back to the midges.



I had purposed to use midges but couldn’t resist trying the Peach Furbug for just a tad. I went through the Size 18 Black Zebra Midge and Primrose Pearl as well as the size 16 Tungsten Bead Head Red Midge, from Gary’s Big Four before finally settling on the size 16 Ugly which was just fantastic. Caught eight fish in about 30 minutes to end the day. Caught fish on everything I used except the Red Midge. All total I caught about 20 Rainbows, no Browns, picked and rolled about four and missed about 15 to 20 hits. Nothing bigger than 15 with most smaller than that but it was a great day of fishing.



Dec 18 The temperature was up to 42 and the wind down so I went out and fished from about 1130 to 1300, it’s a nice way to transition into a nap. Went up to the trophy area and fished from Lookout Hole down stream using strictly midges. I was trying a new one, a size 18 Primrose Pearl midge that some of the guys have had real good luck with lately.




Except for a short period where I tried a depth of four feet, I fished between two and three feet depth using an indictor and Orvis Mirage 6x tippet. In about 45 minutes I boated 8 Rainbows, missed twice that many hits, and picked and rolled four more. In the last 45 minutes I switched to the size 18 Rusty Zebra Midge boated another ten Rainbows, biggest about 16 inches, missed again that many hits, and picked and rolled 2 before braking off on my last attempted hook set.




Dec 11 Been horribly cold this last week but I fished a couple of days off of my dock. The water is pretty shallow for quite a ways out with weed beds. I used the spinning gears set up with the Thill Mini Shy Bite floats, 8 BB and 4 BB size. Fished two days for about 35 minutes each day and caught about two fish each day with a few misses. One was a nice Brown. Used Orvis Mirage Tippet, 6x with the depth set at about 21/2 to 3 feet and the size 16 Tungsten Bead Head Red Midge, from Gary’s Big Four exclusively simply because I didn’t want to go through the aggravation of retying in the cold.



Dec 3 Fishing trips on Nov. 26 and 27 were tough. On each trip got a nice fish over 16 inches but the numbers weren’t there. Averaged about eight to ten fish per two hours of fishing with about half that many misses. Did pick and roll a trophy and broke off another nice one over the 16 inch mark. This week it has been cold and or running water early so I haven’t fished much but if I were to go five minutes from now I would fish exactly the same way that I have described in these reports. Why, simply because, day after day, year after year, these basic techniques jigs and flies work for me. Sure I try different stuff, but it takes a lot to change the basic system or the jigs and flies that I use, case in point, the size 18 Rusty Zebra Midge, which just might make it to Gary’s Big Four or cause it to grow to the “Big Five.”



Nov 20 With being out of town and sickness it has been a while since I went fishing. Just as I made my first cast it started to rain. Had no luck with the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug and the size 16 Tungsten Bead Head Red Midge, from Gary’s Big Four but the 100th ounce Bassnapper Olive Jig came through with about ten fish in 45 minutes one of which was a nice 17 inch Brown. Finished off the last 45 minutes with a size 18 Rusty Zebra Midge, caught about 8, missed easily that many, picked and rolled one as big as the Brown and finished the day fighting a Rainbow that was pretty close to the size of the Brown before it broke off.. Stayed to the channel side and fished with the indicator set at four feet all the way. For specifics on leader etc. see 2nd paragraph of Oct. 24 report.




Oct 24 Fished with Duane McCammon, Mac, from about 0745 to 1000 between the 20.1 and 20.9 mile markers. We easily had a 50 fish day and just about constant action. They had just shut off two generators that they hadn’t been running very long. The first drift down as the water was falling I used the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four with the depth set at about four feet and Mac used size 14 Scud. Kept the boat on the shallow side in about three feet and fished out. Before making the next drift I tied on a size 18 Rusty Zebra Midge and set the depth at three and a half feet. Mac eventually switched to the Zebra too and the fishing never missed a beat. No big fish, biggest in 15 inch range but a lot of fish and constant action. Mac caught a small Brown the only one I have had caught from my boat in over at least 500 fish. They are catching some nice Browns wading up by the Dam.



With the Peach Furbug I use the 2 inch Thill Mini Shy Bite Bite 1 BB float, (MSB2-2) on the fly rod with one additional Size 6 shot, .01 grams of weight, added about two inches below the float. When I switch over to the size 18 size 18 Zebra Rusty Midge I merely slide the 1 BB float out of its silicone sleeves and slip the Thill Mini Shy Bite Bite ½ BB float, (MSB1-2) into the same sleeves and leave the Size 6 shot exactly where it is. The float and any additional weight, is attached to the 4x portion of my basic leader, which is made up of six feet or Orvis Mirage tippet, 1.5 feet of 4x, 1 foot of 5x, and 3.5 feet of 6x. The float is moved up or down the 1.5 feet of the 4x as necessary for depth control. The float is generally set to four feet for the furbug and 3 to 3 ½ feet for the midge.




Oct 22 Wow it’s been a while since my last report. Oh, I’ve fished a lot, but with using hyper links to get to the other Taneycomo Fishing Reports I don’t have to up date this one unless something changes. T simple fact of the matter is that not much changes on a day to day basis as to the techniques I use on the water I fish.. Oh sure, there are changes but they are generally subtle changes that take place over a period of time not on a minute to minute basis. Besides, if things change that quick what good will the information be by the time you actually start fishing.



The Ole Seagull fished from about 0755 to 1000 from Lookout Hole down stream. He caught in excess of 30 fish of which at least four were in excess of 15 inches and two measured in at between 17.5 and 18 inches. All were Rainbows and caught on either the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four or the size 18 Zebra Rusty Midge. I started the day typically, with the Peach Furbug and caught fish on it until it got a little brighter and then went to my new favorite midge, the size 18 Zebra Rusty Midge. It’s beginning to look like Gary’s Big Four will either have to be modified or expanded to Gary’s Big Five.



Because I personally don’t like the sensitivity, difficulty in changing and adjusting depth, or the method of attaching to the tippet of the floats, the purists call them strike indicators, currently being used with fly rods I have been using the smaller sizes of the Thill Mini Shy Bite floats with great, no phenomenal success. It’s one of those changes that I talked about up above and I will keep you posted as it develops.



With the Peach Furbug I use the 2 inch Thill Mini Shy Bite Bite 1 BB float, (MSB2-2) on the fly rod with one additional Size 6 shot, .01 grams of weight, added about two inches below the float. When I switch over to the size 18 size 18 Zebra Rusty Midge I merely slide the 1 BB float out of its silicone sleeves and slip the Thill Mini Shy Bite Bite ½ BB float, (MSB1-2) into the same sleeves and leave the Size 6 shot exactly where it is. The float and any additional weight, is attached to the 4x portion of my basic leader, which is made up of six feet or Orvis Mirage tippet, 1.5 feet of 4x, 1 foot of 5x, and 3.5 feet of 6x. The float is moved up or down the 1.5 feet of the 4x as necessary for depth control. The float is generally set to four feet for the furbug and 3 to 3 ½ feet for the midge.



On Oct. 20 I had the pleasure of fishing with Shannon Roberts of River Fun Fly Shop from the Look Out Hole down stream from about 0800-1030. We caught about 30-40 fish between us with a few over 15 inches. I fished exactly the same way as described above and Shannon tried different midges but we both settled on the size 18 Zebra Rusty Midge as the best producer of the day. It was a great morning.




Oct 1 Fished with Duane McCammon, Mac, from about 0715 to 0900 between the 20.0 and 20.4 mile makrers. Mac used a size 16 Miracle Scud, for most of his fish and I used the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four. Between us we caught about 30-35 fish with none over 17 inches and the majority between 12-15 inches.



The 2 1/2 inch Thill Mini Shy Bite Bite 2 BB float, (MSB1-2) was used on the fly rod with one additional BB weight added to the weight of the Peach Furbug. The float and any additional weight, is attached to the 4x portion of my basic leader, which is made up of six feet or Orvis Mirage tippet, 2 feet of 4x, 1/2 foot of 5x, and 31/2 feet of 6x. The float is moved up or down the two feet of the 4x as necessary for depth control. The float was set at a depth of between three and one half and four feet.



Sep 28 Fished with my neighbor Howard Couch from about 0715 to 0900. Caught about 25-30 fish between us with most of them caught using, you guessed it, the size 16 Tungsten Bead Head Red Midge, from Gary’s Big Four. The exact same technique and depth for the 27th below was used except I stuck with the fly rod.



Sep 27. When I got back to the house at 1030 the water was still off and it was overcast so I went fishing funtil about 1300 from the 20.9 mile mark down to the 20.6. What a special day it was, non stop action with over 40 fish to the boat and at least that many hits and misses. All were Rainbows in in the 13-15 inch area with none over 16 inches but what fun and you never know.



The fly rod with the size 16 Tungsten Bead Head Red Midge, from Gary’s Big Four, was used most of the day. Just for variety I switched to the spinning rod with the 100th ounce River Run Peach Furbug, from Gary’s Big Four and caught 14 in short order before switching back to the fly rod and the Red Midge to finish out the day.



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Pat Benatar At Branson’s Moon River Theatre August 27


Pat Benatar, one of the most recognized, admired and popular rock performers, will appear at the Andy Williams Moon River Theatre in Branson on Monday, August 27th at 7:00 p.m.The concert announced today by Welk-Sullivan Productions executive producer Joe Sullivan and David Ledford, general manager of the Andy Williams Moon River Theatre, is being presented jointly by the Moon River Theatre and Welk-Sullivan Productions.



Benatar’s hit songs “Love Is A Battlefield,” “Hit Me With Your Best Shot,” “Invincible,””We Belong” and “Heartbreaker” became anthems for a new generation of young women, and the young men who loved them, at the dawn of MTV.Of her nine original albums released between 1979 and 1989, seven were certified platinum and two achieved gold status.During that decade, Benatar was nominated nine times for Grammy Awards for Best Rock Performance (female), winning an unprecedented four Grammy Awards in consecutive years.She is also the recipient of three American Music Awards.



Accompanying Benatar will be producer, songwriter and guitarist Neil T. Giraldo. The lead guitarist and musical arranger for Benatar’s platinum selling album “In The Heat Of The Night,” Giraldo began producing during the recording of the “Crimes of Passion” album and has produced all of Benatar’s albums since then.Benatar and Giraldo have been married for 23 years and have been touring almost non-stop for over two decades.



In August 2003 Benatar released her first album of new songs in seven years titled “GO,” a contemporary guitar-driven record, on Bel Chiasso Records, distributed through the Welk Music Group. Benatar has also been busy in front of the camera in recent years, appearing on CMT Crossroads with Martina McBride and in cameo roles in hit TV shows including WB’s Charmed, ABC’s Dharma and Greg and on the FOX series That 80’s Show.Her story has been featured on A&E Biography, Lifetime’s Intimate Portrait and VH-1’s hit series Behind The Music.



The Pat Benatar – Neil Giraldo concert is the second Moon River Theatre-Welk-Sullivan Productions joint presentation announced this year.Billy Ray Cyrus will perform 2 concerts over Labor Day Weekend at the Moon River Theatre.



For online information and ticket purchase click here and scroll down to the Pat Benatar entry or, for further information or tickets call 800-590-0155, 417-334-4500 and 800-666-6094. Tickets are also available at the Moon River Theatre Box Office at 2500 West Highway 76 in Branson.



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What makes the Showboat Branson Belle special?

Since her design the Show Boat Branson Belle has been special but why? Is it the fact that she was built on the shores of Table Rock Lake at the very spot where she is has been berthed since her launch on August 13, 1994? Could it be because at 278 feet in length, 78 feet in width, 112 feet, 3 inches in height, and 2.5 million pounds in weight that she is the largest American boat ever built on a land locked lake? Is it the sight of her majestically plying the waters of Table Rock Lake, at an average speed of six miles per hour, carrying up to 700 passengers past some of the most beautiful scenery in the world?

Sure, all these things contribute to making her special. But, could it just be that it is how all those things are combined with the natural beauty of the Ozarks, good food, a cruise, great entertainment, and old fashioned Ozarks hospitality that really makes the Showboat Branson Belle special?

From the moment one sees her they know they are in for something special. As they board and are seated there is the aurora of elegance and an atmosphere reminiscent of a river boat era long gone by. As the engines gently throb to life and the dock slips away, it is almost impossible not to just sit back, relax and enjoy over two hours of food, cruise, and entertainment provided by a crew, cooks, wait staff, and entertainers that are dedicated to just one thing, ensuring that each passenger gets that special experience that is the Showboat Branson Belle.

On the evening of July 31, as the boat slipped away from the dock, after we had been introduced to our host for the evening, Bob Nichols, viewed a very short and interesting video giving an overview of Branson’s history and the building of the Showboat Branson Belle, our salads were served in a manner that was an indication of the entertainment to come. All of the meals served on the Showboat Branson Belle, up to 3,000 daily, are prepared in her own on board galley and are served by one of the most attentive and caring wait staffs in Branson.

The meal was served to the accompaniment of dinner music provided by Randy Luna and the “Show Stopping Smoothies.” Between the meal and the show there was ample time to walk around the boat and her decks and view the beautiful Ozarks scenery. Announcements announcing the start of the show are made in plenty of time to allow passengers to return to their seats prior to the start of the show.

The “Showstopper Show” adds the meaning to the word “Show” in Showboat and is one of the most fast paced, exciting, and entertaining shows in Branson. Like everything else on the Showboat Branson Belle it is a first class experience, not an after thought. Its choreography, flow, and cast provide a unique and special entertainment experience.

The Showstopper Dancers and Singers are some of the best that the Ole Seagull has seen in Branson. There is a seven minute segment in the show where they do parts of over 20 plus songs with accompanying costume changes that is simply amazing. Their dance numbers were entertaining, sharp, precise, and energetic and their singing was a joy to hear.

The husband and wife acrobatic adagio of Elena and Vadim Serykh, their daughter, and their special blend of elegance, grace, and athleticism combine into a unique performance that will not soon be forgotten. Add nationally acclaimed ventriloquist and comedian, Todd Oliver and his canine friends, Irving, Elvis, and Lucy, and you will hear dogs talk and sing, laugh your socks off, and realize why you will forevermore smile whenever you hear the word, “Yup.”

How many times in ones lifetime will they get the opportunity to step back into history and experience a cruise aboard a paddle wheel boat like the Showboat Branson Belle? To cruise by scenic vistas as they dine, see one of the most entertaining shows they will ever see and experience something with their family that will become one of those special memories that could last a lifetime? The answer to those questions is, “Not many, not many at all.” And, in an Ole Seagull’s opinion, that is truly what makes the Showboat Branson Belle so very special.

Originally Published In the Branson Courier on Aug. 6, 2006.

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How little engines, masochists, and penguins relate to casino gambling in Rockaway Beach?

In a move reminiscent of the “I think I can, I think I can” attitude of the little steam engine from the classic children’s story, “The Little Engine That Could,” Rockaway Beach just keeps chugging up the mountain, against seemingly insurmountable odds, on its quest to achieve its economic development dream of bringing casino gambling to its city. Recently it was announced that Rockaway Beach has received a proposal for a $144 million dollar casino project and that it will keep on chugging.



In a column entitled “What are the odds of casino gambling ever coming to Rockaway Beach?,” published on Mar. 19, the Ole Seagull said, “…that without substantial financial assistance from outside sources Rockaway Beach simply cannot mount another credible campaign to bring casino gambling to its city.” He asked, “In view of what happened last time and the fact that the resistance from Branson and other casino gambling destinations will not go away, what are the odds that Rockaway Beach can get the financial support it needs to try again?”



Actually, it was a little worse than that because he answered his rhetorical question by saying, “The odds of success are ‘too much to one,’ and only a masochist would put money into such an effort without having at least the support of Branson’s city government and Branson’s local movers and shakers.” The proposal Rockaway Beach received is from Barden Development Inc., a privately held company out of Detroit, Michigan. It operates a number of other casinos in Las Vegas, Gary, Indiana, Tunica, and Black Hawk, Colorado and is owned by Mr. Don Barden who, research indicates, is certainly no masochist when it comes to business decisions.



An article entitled, “Detroit casino firm enters city slots race” appearing in the Dec. 5, 2005 edition of the Pittsburgh-Post Gazette reported that “Mr. Barden’s casinos employ more than 4,300 and generate more than $500 million a year in revenues.” It continued, “Barden Companies is one of the largest African-American owned businesses in the United States” and went on to report the company’s, then recent, $253 million purchase of the Trump Casino in Gary, Indiana, and the firms $300-$350 million attempt to get the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania’s one slot license.



Unfortunately for Mr. Barden, but perhaps fortunately for Rockaway Beach, it seems that the Pittsburgh project has turned into a three way horse race for the sole Pittsburgh slot license based, not on factors relating to the gambling or casino operations, but which of the three firms trying to get the license will do the most for building the Pittsburg Penguins a new arena. Wow, the Ole Seagull thought that only happened in the city of Branson, where the location of its new convention center was based, not on factors relating to what would be the best for Branson’s existing businesses, shows, and attractions or its millions of visitors, but on getting State of Missouri TIF funds and building the new Branson Landing retail and entertainment complex.



On Jun. 2, the Pittsburgh Business Journal reported that, “The Pittsburgh Gaming Task Force said it is ‘not satisfied’ with the three applicants for the city’s slots license.” It pointed out that the Pittsburgh Gaming Task Force, in its report to the Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board, which is expected to make a final decision on the Pittsburgh slot license by the end of 2006, said that dissatisfaction was based on the proposals “inadequacies in or failure to address several areas such as–but not limited to–traffic, the design of the facility, and the mitigation of the negative social impact of gaming.”



According to the article, out of the major categories that the Pittsburgh Gaming Task Force rated, financial, site, traffic, commitment to a new arena and diversity the Barden group, graded best only in the diversity category. But, with Pittsburgh’s apparent propensity for mixing Penguins and a new stadium for them with the casino slot license and the fact that one of the other two proposals has the endorsement of the Penguins, that is not surprising.



If they are unsuccessful in Pittsburgh that would be Pittsburgh’s loss and could be Rockaway Beach’s gain. Penguins and their arena aside, the Barden group appears to be on a tear in acquiring and running casinos. At least on the surface, it would provide the opportunity for the Barden group to concentrate its considerable resources and talents on the Rockaway Beach project without the dilution that a project the size of the Pittsburgh project could have.



Couple that with the factor that they rated best in the diversity category in Pittsburgh and you can see why the “Little Rockaway Beach Casino Engine” just might keep chugging along saying, “I think I can, I think I can, ….

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2006 Shepherd of the Hills Super Summer Cruise – Aug. 10 – 12


2006 Shepherd of the Hills Super Summer Cruise – Aug. 10 – 12



Car enthusiasts from all over the country will gather for the ninth Shepherd of the Hills Super Summer Cruise at the Shepherd of the Hills Historic Homestead Aug. 10 – 12. The Cruise will feature two major events; a daily Show ‘n Shine held daily at the Shepherd of the Hills Historic Homestead and the Midnight Cruise on Aug, 12 down State Highway 76 and the Shepherd of the Hills Expressway.



The gates of the Shepherd of the Hills Historic Homestead open for vehicle registrants at 7:00 a.m. daily. From 8:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m. daily, the gates are open to the general public for the Show ‘n Shine and entertainment event where hundreds of beautiful cars will be on display for public viewing and judging The Best of Show Awards will be presented starting at 4:00 p.m. on August 12.



Throughout the day entertainment will be provided by Branson performers at the Pavilion Theatre along with vendor displays, and seminars. A major feature of the displays will be the General Lee, the Hazzard County Patrol Car, and the Daisy Duke Jeep from the original Dukes of Hazzard TV show! Personal appearances by James Best, who played Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane on the original TV show, Spiderman, and Batman are also scheduled. On August 12, between 1 and 3 p.m. there will be a “car build” by Spirit Industries. A complete schedule of all events is available at http://www.supersummercruise.com/events.htm.



It should be noted that the “Burnout Competition” held last year, and previously announced for this year, will not be held “due to circumstances beyond the control of organizers.”



The August 12 Midnight Cruise, which is free to the public, will start at Gretna and Hwy 76, continue west on Hwy 76 to its junction with Shepherd of the Hills Expressway where it will turn right (east) and proceed up to Roark Valley Road. Although, obviously, the cruise itself will start at Midnight visitors to Branson should be prepared for the blocking off of the cruise routes by 11:30 p.m. and those wanting to watch the cruise should “pick their spots” early. There will be a driver’s briefing after the Best of Show Awards presentation on August 12.



For more information call 1-800-OLD-MATT or visit http://www.supersummercruise.com/.


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“Ah yes my little chickadee,” the missing Link between Alice and Wonderland and the city of Branson!

A July 7, 2006 letter, from Branson City Attorney Paul D. Link to James Strahan, the Taney County Assessor, was purportedly sent to address specific concerns that Strahan had raised at a May 31, 2006 meeting about the current sewer agreement between the city and Taney County that was entered into on February 28, 2000. After addressing these concerns in a precise professional manner, and for reasons known only to him, Link, like the character Alice, in Lewis Carroll’s “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” appears to fall down a hole into a fantasy world.



Link’s letter says, “My research has uncovered some interesting facts concerning sewer construction in Taney County.” The terms “research” and “fact” have a fairly objective meaning to most people, “Research” means a “close, careful study” and a “Fact” is “a truth as opposed to fiction or mistake.” On the other hand, the term “interesting” is a relative term meaning different things to different people. Unfortunately, in the opinion of an Ole Seagull, the only “interesting fact” that Link’s research reveals, having relevancy in 2006, is just how low the unelected leadership of Branson will lower the bar on professionalism and ethics for their own purposes.



Link’s alleged facts and his conclusions are reminiscent of the discussion that Alice had with the Pigeon in Wonderland when she said, “But I’m not a serpent, I tell you!” The Pigeon said, “`Well! What are you? I can see you’re trying to invent something!” And try to invent something Link did.



One of Link’s interesting facts was a statement that in 1994, over 12 years ago, the Coon Creek Sewer Project included “sewer lines into undeveloped properties some belonging to elected officials.” The letter cites as one of these three lines “A 21″ line extended 2765′ into undeveloped property which to this day has no flow in it. (Strahan $82,970.)”



When one considers that the property mentioned above appears to belong to John Strahan, the father of James Strahan and Eastern District Taney County Commissioner Danny Strahan, who was a Taney County Commissioner in 1994, it doesn’t take a Solomon to see what Link is trying to invent. To an Ole Seagull the insidiousness of Link’s insinuation is as obvious as the mean spirit of a city’s leadership that condones and encourages such activity.



Unfortunately for Link and the quality, depth, and professionalism of his research, official maps of Taney County indicate that the sewer line in question does not go into the Strahan property. It’s not even close and stops about three quarters of a mile away from the Strahan property line. Said another way, Link’s stated fact is simply not true.



Another of the facts stated in Links letter was that, “If the county’s matrix would have been followed and these monies put to the top project, then the monies would have been spent correctly, lowering the overall cost to the project.” The “top project” being referred to is the Bee Creek Sewer Project but does the letter contain one iota of evidence to support, what the Ole Seagull believes is, his inane and baseless conclusions?



Interestingly enough the letter remains silent on two major points. The fact that, for whatever reason, the Coon Creek Project was only one of multiple Taney County sewer projects to be built between 1994 and the present even though the Bee Creek Project still remains to be completed. Even more telling, in view of Link’s insinuations, is the lack of an explanation as to why the city of Branson elected to enter into a new sewer agreement with Taney County on February 28, 2000.



Link’s logic, about the 1994 costs for the Coon Creek Sewer Project lowering the overall cost of the Bee Creek Project in 2006, makes about as much sense as saying that the $5 million dollars that the city of Branson paid to the Australians for their participation in the early stages of the Branson Landing Project lowered the cost of the Branson Landing Project to the city of Branson by $5 million. But then if the city says it’s so it is. Isn’t it? Sure, and if you believe that you probably believe that Pointe Royale drive will remain a public street and that Branson will support the Rockaway Beach casino gambling effort.

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Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers quaterback Ben Roethlisberger fly fishes Branson’s Lake Taneycomo


On July 25, Ben Roethlisberger, the quarterback of the 2006 Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, his father, Ken, and a friend, Bryon Spear spent a half a day fly fishing on Branson’s Lake Taneycomo with Missouri’s only Orvis Endorsed Outfitter, River Run Outfitters of Branson, Missouri. They were guided by Stan and Carolyn Parker, the owners of River Run, using non motorized western style drift boats, and caught and released over 60 trout during their half day of fishing the upper end of Lake Taneycomo.



Below is a selection of links to various Lake Taneycomo Fishing Reports. The first link is to the Ole Seagull’s Journal which is updated either “as he fishes” or receives information. The Ole Seagull lives on the banks of Lake Taneycomo just above Fall Creek. All other links are updated as their publishers determine appropriate.



The Ole Seagull’s Journal – Jul 15– The water pattern has changed… click here for the complete journal entry.




Other Lake Taneycomo Fishing Reports



River Run Outfitters – For their latest fishing report click here.



Chartered Waters Guide Service and Fly Shop .-For the latest fishing report click here.



Lilly’s Landing – For the latest fishing report click here.



Scotty’s Lakefrom Trout Dock – For latest fishing report click here.



Guide Bob Klein of “Bob’s Guide Service” – Ju1 9– Chatted with Bob Klein as he was guiding this week. He was fishing night crawlers below Fall Creek and having some success. The following standard default techniques produces fish routinely:



Water Off Conditions (not generating power from Table Rock Dam) – Air injected night crawlers or Orange and Chartreuse Power Eggs, with the Chartreuse on shank of hook and the Orange on tip. Fish them off the bottom with no heavier than 4 pound leader, size 8 or smaller hooks, and just enough split shot to cast. Place the shot so that the bait floats 12-18 inches off the bottom. Spin-A-Lures and Little Cleos have been working well.



Water On Conditions – Orange and Chartreuse Power eggs with the Chartreuse on shank of hook and the Orange on tip, white Power Eggs, bubble gum power bait, or inflated night crawlers bounced off the bottom using the standard “Lake Taneycomo Drift Rig.” which is readily available at all Marinas and most resorts on the Lake.



General Comments: Very little affects the fishing on Lake Taneycomo like the generation of power at the Table Rock Dam. Call 417-336-5083 for up to the moment information on generation and lake levels or click here.



Special Regulations apply to the Trophy Trout Area running from Table Rock Dam to the mouth of Fall Creek. Click here for an overview of these regulations.



An excellent place to get your Lake Taneycomo Questions answered, or any question relating to the fishing and other outdoor topics in the Branson area, is the “Branson Outdoors Activities Forum” which is monitored by your editor and other local outdoor enthusiasts.


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Branson new magical experience – Justin Flom at the new Magic Parlor & Imaginary

A unique show in a unique location, the Magic Parlor and Imaginary Theatre featuring Justin Flom is now open on the second floor of the Majestic building at the corner of Gretna and Roark in Branson with 7:30 p.m. shows Tuesday through Saturday.

"It’s a magic show and an attraction rolled into one. You’re in the middle of the magic, music and comedy," said Carl Ward from Oklahoma, who saw the show opening night. "It’s an elegant, intimate and magical evening and lots of fun. Why watch when you can experience this unmatched three room magical journey in one of Branson’s newest and most beautiful theaters?"

"After a season performing at the Branson Mall Music Theatre I set out, with advice from my dad, to find a venue that could hold a more experience-based show. Since there was nothing of that sort around we decided to create it. My dad also told me to create my own world instead of just following the crowd. That’s all my dad and I are doing here in Branson; creating a new place that people desire to be apart of," said Flom, 20, who has been performing since he could walk on stage.

At he end of last year plans were made and construction had begun on the Magic Parlor and Imaginary Theatre. From the box office, dessert parlor, gift shop and den and to the stadium-style 108-seat theatre the ambiance is that of a stylish, rich and exciting Victorian-style mystery.

"It was a much more difficult process than any of us had imagined. In fact if we knew it was going to be this trying we may not have done it. That’s why God just gives you a light unto your feet instead of showing you what’s far ahead," said Flom. "Right now I want to draw people into the theater to give them not only some good magic, but a seed of the Gospel. The most important thing is that the show brings glory to God."

The magical adventure begins with a secret mystery key and continues in the mysterious den where there are hundreds of keyholes, one of which opens the bookcase leading into the dessert parlor where treats include assorted coffees, smoothies and mouthwatering desserts and a complimentary beverage. Entertainment is provided by a baffling, dusty piano named Theodora along with Jack the Comedian and vocalist April Christine.

Award-winning illusionist Flom suddenly appears and welcomes guests into his magic library where the mesmerizing show happens all around. Justin disappears and appears again in unlikely places along with exploding confetti cannons, fast-paced, mystifying illusions, puzzling close-up magic and "snow" that covers the entire theatre.

At the age of two, Flom began performing magic with his family at the Fellowship of Christian Magicians conventions, area churches and mission trips around the world as soon as he was able to walk onto stage. Even at this early age, he was forming his dream of someday performing for audiences around the world sharing his love for illusion and how it can be used to entertain and minister to others.

"I use magic to catch people’s eyes, so they listen with their ears, so God can touch their hearts," said the young man who has performed throughout the United States, England, Brazil, Scotland, Africa and Peru.

"I love that I can transport my audience to another place and let them escape their daily life. They may laugh, cry or experience wonder but they’re not worrying about their regular stressful life. That’s magic. It’s important that I can let the audience in on the magic because the audience is the most important part of the show. Without the audience, the show is worthless," he said.

Several effects in his show are his own ideas. He derives satisfaction in seeing them built from the ground up, performing it in front of a live audience, and hearing the approval, but, he said, "My favorite illusion is my next one."

With the opening of the Magic Parlor and Imaginary Theatre, Flom is gaining satisfaction from the enthusiastic response from those who have experienced the show that could also be called an attraction.

"The adrenaline rush is unbelievable when I stand backstage and hear the music hit and the audience cheer. I feel so unworthy but I still love every minute of it. I am so grateful," he said.

For online information and ticket purchase click here or for further information or tickets call 800-590-0155

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The reality of purple petunias and the serving of alcohol at Branson Landing

It is legal for a person to park their car in the parking lot of Branson Landing, take a six pack of cold beer out of their cooler, pop the top on one, and drink it as they walk down the Landing’s promenade, hopefully crowded with people, including families and children all having fun. Yet it would be illegal for that same person to park their car in downtown Branson, take a six pack of cold beer out of their cooler, pop the top on one, and drink it as they walked down Commercial Street, hopefully crowded with people, including families and children all having fun. The difference in the two results is the difference between public and private property.



With the appropriate permits, it is legal for vendors in Branson Theatres to sell cups of beer to be consumed in an area filled with people, including families and children, as they watch the show. With the appropriate permits, it is legal for vendors on the “public square” in Branson Landing to sell cups of beer which are to be consumed in an area filled with people, including families and children, as they listen to a band concert or watch a show being presented. In both instances, the beer is being served on private property legally.



Now there are those that might be quick to say, “But Seagull, the city of Branson owns the land so that makes it public land not private land?” The part about the city owning the land is right but, as part of the private public partnership that was used to develop Branson Landing, the city negotiated and entered into a 99 year Master Lease for the land with Branson Landing’s developer, HCW Development Co.



The net result of that lease is that Branson Landing, its promenade, “Public Square,” stores, and restaurants, condos, parking lots, etc. are treated as private land not public land. Said another way, for about the next 99 years, subject only to applicable laws and to restrictions negotiated into the lease, HCW has full control of the property and can use it and sub lease it for any lawful purpose in any manner it chooses.



Does this mean that the city has no more control of the promenade, public square, parking lots, etc. at Branson Landing than it does the Wal-Mart parking lot? That’s exactly right, for all practical purposes it is private land controlled by HCW.



Could the city have negotiated provisions into the Master Lease restricting how alcohol is served, specifically prohibiting the sale or distribution of any pornographic or obscene performances or materials as defined by Missouri Law, restricting new theatres, requiring prior city approval of tenants or their activities to ensure their consistency with Branson’s value system, or requiring that purple petunias be planted in pots at each public entrance into Branson Landing, etc.? Whether or not they would have been successful, the city could have tried to negotiate whatever it wanted into the lease.



Of course no one will ever know exactly how much effort was expended in this area because the negotiations were closed to the public under an exception to the Sunshine Law. Unless an Ole Seagull misses his guess however, about as much effort was spent on negotiating the planting of purple petunias at the entrances to Branson Landing as was spent trying to protect Branson’s value system.



The good news is that HCW has hundreds of millions of dollars invested in Branson Landing and has a very real interest in preserving a family friendly environment at the Landing. In a conversation with Mr. Rick Huffman, the CEO of HCW, he expressed HCW’s intent to strictly control open containers of beer and alcohol on the promenade, public square, and other public access areas of Branson Landing. Huffman further indicated that, to the maximum extent practicable, it was HCW’s general intention to prohibit open containers of beer and alcohol in Branson Landings public access areas except for special events, held in the evening hours, and restricted to areas deemed appropriate for the event by HCW.

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Restaurant Review: Update – Alligator Grill & Oyster Bar

One of Branson’s newest restaurants, the “Alligator Grill & Oyster Bar” is located just outside the gate on the south side of the entrance into Pointe Royale in the area formerly occupied by the Pizazz Restaurant. After hearing some good things about it the Ole Seagull and his bride ate there the night of Jul. 9, 2006. [Editors Note: Feb. 19, 2007 – This establishment is no longer in business.]

The ambiance is about the same as the old Pizazz and the menu offers a full array of menu items with emphasis on Louisiana style cooking. Most of the entrees priced in the medium range, $12-$17 including an excellent salad bar. Lois had the Shrimp Etouffee and I had the Crab Stuffed Flounder. Both were excellent although Lois would have liked a little more “spice” to hers. The salad bar was excellent and I would almost bet that they make their own cole slaw and macaroni salad. The service was excellent.

Strangely, for a Louisiana style restaurant they were out of one of their signature deserts, the Louisiana Bread Pudding with Bourbon Sauce. Even more strange was the fact that we were there early and the restaurant was not crowded.

The Alligator’s has a Sunday Buffet from 11:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. for $7.95 and a different “special each night of the week.” A number of people were enjoying the Monday Night all you can eat spaghetti, meatballs, garlic toast, soup and salad bar for $4.95. Friends of ours ate there last Saturday night when the special is “Prime Rib.” Bob Walden, who loves his prime rib, said, “It was one of the best prime ribs I have ever had.” Needless to say, Lois and I will be there this Saturday to try it out and we have decided to go back for the Monday night special.

All in all we found Alligator’s an excellent food value and look forward to returning.

Alligator’s is located at at158 Pointe Royale Drive and its phone number is 417-348-0448.

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Creedence Clearwater Revisited at Branson’s Welk Resort Theatre

Creedence Clearwater Revival founding members and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame members Stu Cook and Doug “Cosmo” Clifford are bringing their band Creedence Clearwater Revisited to Branson in September. Creedence Clearwater Revisited will perform at Branson’s Welk Resort Theatre on Sunday, September 17th at 7:00 p.m. Tickets are available at the Welk Resort Theatre Box Office; by phone at 417-337-7469; or on-line at www.sullivanshows.com.

Welk-Sullivan Productions executive producer Joe Sullivan made the concert announcement today. “I have been attempting to get Creedence Clearwater Revisited to our theatre for the past couple of years,” Sullivan said. “They have been one of our top two or three most requested groups. A number of people who saw them at Operation Homecoming last year told me they absolutely stole the show. I think we could easily sell out two shows, but they are available on this tour for only one show.”

Cook and Clifford launched the Creedence Clearwater Revisited project in 1995 in order to perform live the Creedence Clearwater Rivival Hits – the touchstones of a generation. They initially planned to play hits such as “Bad Moon Rising,” “Green River,” “Down On The Corner,” “Lookin’ Out My Back Door,” “Proud Mary,” “Who’ll Stop The Rain” and more at private parties, but now they perform up to 100 shows per year. Their 2006 summer and fall tour around the United States and Canada includes appearances at Milwaukee’s Summerfest, two nights at Detroit’s DTE Energy Music Amphitheater, both the Ventura and Los Angeles County Fairs and Woodstock, New Brunswick’s Classic Rock Festival.

Creedence Clearwater Revisited features Cook on bass and “Cosmo” Clifford on drums; Steve Gunner on guitar, keyboards, vocals, percussion, and harmonica; Tal Morris, “the quintessential Bay Area guitar prodigy” who also toured with Huey Lewis and The News, on guitar; and John Tristao, a powerful tenor, is the lead singer/rhythm guitar player.

“In the beginning Cosmo and I decided that if we could find the musicians that could capture the sound and recreate what the music was about, we’d do it,” said Cook.

The group has toured North America, South America, New Zealand, Europe and Asia, impressing audiences with astounding concerts jam-packed with songs that are still a staple of radio and movie soundtracks. “Recollections,” their double-live CD of 22 classic hits is on track for Platinum certification by RIAA this fall.

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Talk about gambling in Branson, for what does it profit a community to gain a few bucks, and forfeit its values?

The wisest man that ever lived said, “For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and forfeit his soul?” As the “New Branson,” currently being built by the City of Branson and its developers with taxpayer dollars, emerges from “Branson,” the Branson that private entrepreneurs built with their own money, it would behoove us to consider a paraphrase of that question, “For what does it profit a community to gain a few bucks, and forfeit its values?”



Why? The very family value based system of Branson that makes our community such a great place to live and is the bed rock upon which its economic success rests is being gambled on the New Branson. A Branson based on family values and community interest is being wagered on a New Branson where anything is all right as long as it raises revenues to salve the seemingly insatiable appetite of the City of Branson for revenues and puts dollars in the pockets of its developers.



The amazing thing is that the vast majority of the very families benefiting from Branson, both those who built it and those who live in the community because of it, their leaders, associations, churches, etc. are taking no action, are standing idlely by, and letting it happen. What if the Lord appeared this very night and asked the question, “What have you done with the Branson that I entrusted to you?” If the public record is any indication, there would be a lot of people, churches, organizations, and elected officials who would be mute while the City of Branson’s unelected leaders and their developers just smirked.



A front page article, in the July 12-13 edition of this paper entitled, “Alderman urges Huffman to ‘reconsider’ alcohol sales” indicates how little control even the City of Branson’s elected officials have over the changing value structure of the New Branson. The article reported that Branson Alderman Jack Purvis gave an enthusiastic report on a recent visit to Branson Landing, Branson’s $400 million dollar New Branson icon, at the July 10 meeting of the Branson Board of Aldermen.



It also indicated that Purvis, based on his observations, was concerned about the mix of alcohol and children in the public square and asked the developer to please reconsider the way alcohol is served at Branson Landing. The article reports that although Rick Huffman, developer of Branson Landing, addressed the issue of open container sales during the regular Branson Board of Aldermen meeting on June 26 he made no comments in response to Alderman Purvis’ request.



As was the case with the question of potential pornography being brought into Branson Landing by the Hilton Hotels, which was brought up by City Administrator Terry Dody at their June 26 meeting, the City of Branson’s elected leaders, for whatever reason, again sat mute. There are those who might ask, “Don’t we need a new demographic in Branson and won’t this help us to get it?”



To that an Ole Seagull would reply, “Not really.” A recent branding study paid for by the City of Branson showed that the majority of the people who come to Branson love the experience, will come back repeatedly, and that one of the primary identifiers with the Branson experience is values.



Now let’s see, the hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars spent on the New Branson will bring how many new visitors to Branson over the next five years? One can only wonder how that number would compare to the number of new visitors that $10 million a year, spent on expanding the range and penetration of marketing what Branson currently has to offer, over each of the next three years, would bring in.



Interestingly enough, the New Branson can not only survive, but can thrive, on Branson’s existing value system; but Branson, both from a quality of life and economic perspective, will suffer tremendously without it. Does it make more sense for Branson to gamble its value system against the New Branson concept of anything for a buck or for Branson to fight to preserve the family value system that has worked so well for it up to this point? To an Ole Seagull the answer is pretty simple, for what does it profit a community to maybe gain a few bucks, and forfeit its values?

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Branson’s Liverpool Legends to Help Raise Funds for Joplin Humane Society

Liverpool Legends are taking a brief leave from their successful showcase at The Caravelle Theatre in Branson, MO for the 2006 Season to travel to Joplin to help raise funds for the Joplin Humane Society on Sunday, July 23rd. The band’s Manager Louise Harrison (sister of the late George Harrison of The Beatles) makes Liverpool Legends the only Beatles Tribute in the world with a direct biological link to the original Fab Four. “Liverpool Legends present the very best portrayal of The Beatles since the only four guys to play The Beatles were John, Paul, George and Ringo!” says Harrison.



Liverpool Legends are actually five very talented musicians and actors assembled by Louise in order to “recreate the band my brother loved!” Louise set out to find the very best Beatles tribute artists and audiences agree that she succeeded, Marty Scott (George Harrison) and Kevin Mantegna (John Lennon) were the first to be selected by Louise and the joined forces, setting out to find Davey Justice (Paul McCartney), Joe Bologna (Ringo Starr) and keyboardist Bob Dobro who rounds out the show and provides studio orchestrations and effects integral to later Beatles’ music. Liverpool Legends let you experience LIVE the sound that the Beatles could only create in the studio. Louise was there with her brother for the Ed Sullivan shows and many of their concerts so she knows what it takes to be very best at honoring the world’s favorite musical memories.



Liverpool Legends performs in Joplin is on Sunday, July 23rd at 6:00 PM (doors open at 5:00 PM) at Memorial Hall located at 212 W.8th in Joplin, MO. Tickets are available in advance at from Bank of Joplin, Ernie Williamson Music, Book Barn Vintage Stock and the Joplin Humane Society. Advance tickets are $18.00 ($12.00 for children age 12 and under) before July 23rd. If there are still tickets available on the “Day Of Show”, they will be available from 11:00 AM ­ 7:00 PM but will cost $20.00 ($15 for children 12 and under) so take advantage of the pre-event pricing PLUS guarantee you have your tickets before they sell out! Additional information about the Joplin Humane Society and this event can be found at www.helpthepets.org or by calling (417) 623-3642 or (417) 206-3678. Additional information about Liverpool Legends is at www.liverpoollegends.com. Louise Harrison and band members are available for interviews.

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Branson’s Andy Williams and Shoji Tabuchi “dark”days until September

Although the vast majority of Branson’s excellent show will be open during July and August of 2006, two of the most popular shows in Branson will be “dark” during most of the rest of July and all of August, Andy Williams Show and the Shoji Tabuchi Show after the July 15 performance

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Andy Williams will not be performing until September 8 when he resumes his schedule with Petula Clark until he starts his Christmas Show which will run from November 1 through December 9. Shoji Tabuchi will not be performing from July 16 through September 3. He resumes his performances for the rest of the season on September 4 when he reopens.

Although these are probably the largest number of days that s standard Branson Show will shut down during the season some shows take a week or two off during July and August. Visitors to Branson should pay particular attention to the show schedules of any show they really want to see to insure its availability which they are in town.

Originally Published In the Branson Courier on Jul. 9, 2006.

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Even in Branson if it contains sex like pornography, offends like porography…

At the Jun. 26 meeting of the Branson Board of Aldermen, Branson City Administrator, Terry Dody made a report to the board regarding the issue of pornography coming to the Hilton Hotels at Branson Landing. In that report Dody said, “So I want to make it clear that we are not talking about pornography because pornography is illegal.” To an Ole Seagull that statement makes about as much sense as saying we are not talking about speeding because the car was going 65 miles per hour in a 45 mile per hour zone and speeding is illegal.



At the outset, let’s make one thing clear, very clear, the U.S. Supreme Court, in the landmark case of Miller v. California said that obscene material is not protected by the First Amendment and that such material can be regulated by the States. The court said, “In our view, to equate the free and robust exchange of ideas and political debate with commercial exploitation of obscene material demeans the grand conception of the First Amendment and its high purposes in the historic struggle for freedom.”



It should also be stressed the issue is with the commercial exploitation of obscene material not with the morality of any individual or what they do with pornography for their own private use. The issue facing Branson is the growth of the commercial exploitation of obscene materials within the community and the potential impact of such growth on the character of our community.



What was the basis of Dody’s statement? According to Dody it was that movies containing content similar to the content contained in the movies that Hilton Hotels wants to bring into Branson Landing, adult movies rated for mature audiences, are found in a number of pay for view type things in a number of our hotels here in town and that “you can also get it off your cable TV if you want.”



What an interesting legal concept, the Hilton hotels are not showing pornography because a number of other places in town are also showing movies with the same type of content. Using that logic, could someone traveling at 65 miles an hour, in a 45 mile per hour speed zone, that is being passed by other cars traveling faster, be charged with speeding if it was the car that the police pulled over for speeding? Would it be a defense at trial to say that other cars were also speeding?



The good news is that Dody has gone on record as acknowledging that pornography is illegal. In fact he used the same language earlier in his presentation in discussing the alleged suggestion “that the city council, both the elected and the non elected officials, have allowed the creation or existence pornography” in Branson Landing. He said, “First of all that the city can’t do that wouldn’t do that. Pornography is illegal and were we aware of any such thing we would have to take the appropriate legal action or notify the appropriate legal authorities to take care of that.”



If one can take Mr. Dody at his word, all that has to be done is make him aware that the movies the Hilton Hotels wants to bring to Branson Landing are pornographic and the city will “take the appropriate legal action or notify the appropriate legal authorities to take care of that.” Here’s a simple test that could resolve the issue.



Have the management of the Hiltons of Branson set up a special showing of any of the current movies, chosen at random, from the “Adult Collection” of the LodgeNet pay for view service that Hilton Hotels currently offers. Invite Dody, his City Attorney, the Branson Board of Aldermen, the Mayor, the President of the Branson Lakes Area Chamber of Commerce, the Chairman of the Branson Theatre Association, the Chairman of the Lodging Association, a couple of our areas pastors, the principals from our areas elementary schools, Rick Huffman, anyone else they wants to invite AND, here’s the most important part of all, their families, except for minor children, to a night of family fun at the movies.



Show the movies and after each one, or as people leave during the movie, have a simple three question questionnaire filled in by answering either “Yes” or “No” to the following three questions, (1) The movie is inordinately interested in sex, (2) The movie depicts sexual conduct in a patently offensive way, and (3) The movie lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value. Legally precise, probably not but from a community standard point of view, if it contains sex like pornography, offends like pornography, and has as much social value as pornography, it is pornography.

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Kids Fest Goes Wild at Silver Dollar City



Wild adventures take center stage at Silver Dollar City’s Kids’ Fest, with new stage shows featuring live exotic animals like tigers and panthers, native animals from bears to alligators, performing parrots and dock-diving dogs. Along with showcasing its greatest expansion ever for kids, The Grand Exposition with 10 new family rides, the Branson, Missouri theme park ramps up the excitement during America’s largest kids’ festival, June 9 through August 20.




The new stage show, Jim Fowler’s Wonders of the Wild LIVE! features dozens of live native and exotic animals such as a grizzly bear, arctic wolves, Siberian tigers, black leopards, crocodiles and Burmese pythons in an astounding presentation from four-time Emmy winner and wildlife expert Jim Fowler. A professional zoologist and host of the television show Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, Fowler has created and developed this show specifically for Silver Dollar City, presenting some of the world’s most impressive wildlife, live on stage in a continually changing parade of exotics!



Dogs rule when the popular Purina Dog Team Challenge returns, with a new feature event – dock diving! World champion dock-diving dogs soar over 30 feet in the air before splashing into the dive pool, demonstrating the topflight focus of true water-loving, long-jumping dogs. Champion Frisbee-catching dogs perform unbelievable high-leaping stunts and canine teams race through a canine challenge course, part of the high-energy performances of these stunt-loving dogs.



Brilliant birds show off in the new Extreme Parrots show, with colorful and clever parrots, macaws and cockatoos that sing, talk, fly and free-fall in an entertaining show about the amazing abilities of exotic birds.



Kid-focused entertainment and activities include champion kid cloggers from around the country, the interactive musical show Just Kiddin’ Around, and an all-American show from American Kids.



Showcased during Kids’ Fest is the all-new Grand Exposition with 10 new family rides in an expanded, two-acre area of the theme park, the largest addition of rides added at one time in the park’s history. The $8 million Grand Exposition brings the total number of rides to 21 and increases ride capacity at the park to nearly 13,000 per hour – up 5,000 riders per hour. From the five-story Magnificent Wave Carousel to the twirling tea cups of the Royal Tea Party, the Grand Exposition rides join the park’s popular rides and attractions, including last year’s explosive launch roller coaster PowderKeg, named the Best Family Thrill Coaster on the Planet by Thrillride.com; and the multi-looping, multiple inversion roller coaster WildFire.



Silver Dollar City, located near Branson, Missouri, is open daily during The


National Kids’ Fest, June 9 – August 20. Hours are 9:30 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. For tickets and information, call 1-800-831-4FUN, or visit the web site, www.silverdollarcity.com.

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Crystal Gayle, Lee Greenwood to perform a special “Feed The Children” Branson Concert

Crystal Gayle and Lee Greenwood are coming to the Welk Resort Theatre in Branson for a special concert on Monday, July 17 at 8 p.m.The concert will be taped before a live audience to create an all new “Feed The Children” fundraising special that will air nationally on cable network and television stations in major cities throughout the United States.



A special discounted admission rate of $25 for the July 17th Crystal Gayle-Lee Greenwood “Feed The Children” concert will be available at the Welk Resort Theatre Box Office or by calling 800-734-5515 or 417-337-7469.Tickets go on sale Friday, June 30 at 8:30 a.m.



Earlier this year Welk-Sullivan Productions announced the addition of 15 performances by Crystal Gayle and Lee Greenwood in October, November and December to the Welk Resort Theatre 2006 lineup.Known for her signature song, “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,” and floor length hair, Crystal Gayle will perform with Lee Greenwood, singer and songwriter of the patriotic anthem, “God Bless The USA.”



Joe Sullivan, executive producer and general manager of Welk-Sullivan Productions and The Welk Resort Theatre, announced the July 17th concert today. “This is a great opportunity to again put Branson in the national spotlight on television while aiding a very worthwhile cause,” Sullivan said.”We encourage area folks to be a part of the audience and show the world how much fun we have here in Branson.”



Feed The Children, a Christian, international relief organization with headquarters in Oklahoma City, was co-founded by Larry and Frances Jones.In 27 years it has grown into one of the world’s largest private organizations dedicated to feeding hungry people.Last year Feed The Children supplemented over 1.4 million meals a day.The organization shipped over 183 million pounds of food and essentials to children and families in all 50 states and around the world.



For online information and ticket purchase click here or for further information or tickets call 800-590-0155or 417-337-7469.


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Wild Eye Ranch’s 3rd Annual Chuck Wagon Race Draws People to Branson

Wild Eye Ranch will open its gates for the 3rd Annual Chuckwagon Races on July 12, 2006.



“This is our third year of Chuckwagon Races and we are expecting bigger than ever crowds! Each year tops itself in regard to the number of racing teams, attendees and fun.” said Paul Gutting, owner, Wild Eye Ranch. “Last year we welcomed over 100 racing teams from the ACwRA’s (Arkansas Chuckwagon Racing Association), over 4000 guests and families from all over the United States.”



“People have had their campsites reserved since last July.” said Kris Gutting, foreman of Wild Eye Ranch. “Once again, people from all over the United States have heard about this event and have called the Ranch to reserve camping spaces and become a member of our mailing list.”



A great variety of family oriented activities will be happening during the races. There will be a ranch rodeo, many vendors offering a wide array of wares, goat roping for children, concessions, a live band on Friday and Saturday, and Cowboy Church on Sunday. New this year is a mechanical bull and for those that enter the ranch rodeo, there are four 1st place saddles to be awarded. Anyone is welcome to bring their horses and ride at their leisure and spend rare family time camping along the James River. The gates open on Wednesday, July 12 to camp and bring horses in to ride at guest’s leisure. The Chuckwagon Races will be announced by Danny Newland who gives an exciting account of the world class horses careening around the track pulling chuckwagons with talented cowboys and cowgirls at the reigns.



Samantha Gutting, event promoter adds, “Entering in to our third year we have established some great partnerships with the community. We have seen a great amount of collaboration from local businesses who have become advertisers and sponsors for the races. People from incredibly diverse backgrounds attend and truly enjoy this unique event. We see everything from $300,000 horse trailers to the true blue tent campers and everyone has a great time! It really has brought many different people together to support true Western heritage and great family entertainment.”



Wild Eye Ranch is a family owned and operated riding and boarding equine facility. Over one mile of the beautiful James River makes up one of the boundaries of the ranch just before it flows into the headwaters of Table Rock Lake. The Ranch caters to families and children as well as groups of any size. The offerings include breakfast rides, ½ day rides with lunch, trail rides, steak rides, hay rides, children’s birthday parties, and corporate events. Camping, hiking and fishing are always options for any of the guests. There is a covered pavilion and all of the meals are prepared right in front of the guests eyes while they relax and enjoy the picturesque surroundings. There are other upcoming events scheduled for 2006. Call for reservations or information for any of the fun filled happenings.


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Corps’ Little Rock District bans kite tubing on Branson area lakes

Effective immediately, the US Army Corps of Engineers’ Little Rock District is banning kite tubing on all waters under district jurisdiction in Arkansas and Missouri. Kite tubing is a new form of extreme water sport that emerged this year. Reports and news accounts from multiple states cite injuries and at least two deaths resulting from this new activity.


District Engineer Colonel Wally Walters implemented the temporary ban at least through the remainder of this recreational season, and it will remain in affect until the safety of this activity can be better assured. The ban could become permanent.


“This product is described by the US Consumer Product Safety Commission as ‘extremely dangerous’ and has already caused two deaths and numerous injuries,” Walters said. “Until this product can be better designed for control and stability, and until proper training can be established, it is my judgment that the hazards and potential liabilities of allowing kite tubing on public waters outweigh the benefits of unrestricted use.”


Kite tubes are large inflatables with a solid fabric floor in the bottom. As the tube is pulled forward from underneath, the front of the tube is lifted into the air. As speed increases, the entire tube is lifted into the air like a kite with the rider on top. The lack of lateral stability and controls often results in the tube overturning or throwing the rider.


The Corps’ Tulsa District banned kite tubing from its lakes last week, citing the potential for serious injuries caused by uncontrolled flight of these devices.


“Many kite tubing injuries are the direct result of the tubes reaching heights of 20 to 30 feet at tow speeds of 25 miles per hour and then rolling into an uncontrollable dive,” a Tulsa District news release stated. “These dives can reach speeds in excess of 50 miles per hour with passengers receiving serious injuries from the impact.”


The National Park Service also has banned kite tubing from its Glen Canyon National Recreation area after four persons had to be air lifted to hospitals in three weeks. The Park Service reported three of the victims had life threatening injuries.


The Park Service’s safety alert noted “all victims were using the kite tubes as directed when they suddenly lifted to dangerous heights, became unstable, and plunged down to the water surface. The injuries seen are consistent with deceleration impact events that cause internal trauma. Victims have reported coughing up blood, torn muscles, whiplash type injuries, broken ribs, punctured lungs and cervical fractures.”


Little Rock District lakes in Arkansas and Missouri where the ban is now in effect include Beaver, Table Rock, Bull Shoals, Norfork, Clearwater, Greers Ferry, Nimrod, Blue Mountain, Millwood, Dierks, DeQueen and Gillham, as well as the Arkansas River in Arkansas.

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Jack Dawson Adds Showboat to Inspirational Collection,


Noted Missouri artist Jack Dawson has created an original inspirational painting of the Showboat Branson Belle, the latest in his collection of inspirational paintings. Unveiled at the Showboat’s White River Landing June 16, prints of the new painting titled “An Incredible Journey” will be exclusively offered for three months at the Showboat and Silver Dollar City.



A longtime artist in Silver Dollar City’s Festival of American Music & Crafts, Dawson is best known for his “Seek and Find” series with hidden images and symbolism.



The Webb City, Missouri native said his inspiration for the painting of the Showboat Branson Belle was the analogy of a journey, with guidance by a captain to assure safe passage.



Prints of “An Incredible Journey” and additional prints of Dawson’s paintings are available at White River Landing, located one-half mile south of Table Rock Dam on Mo. 165.



The 700-seat Showboat Branson Belle cruises present the show Showstoppers! featuring nationally acclaimed comedian Todd Oliver and his live talking dogs. Each two-hour noon and dinner cruise includes the show and a three-course meal. For ticket information, schedules, complete menus and reservations, call 1-800-775-BOAT, or visit http://www.showboatbransonbelle.com/.


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“Remember the Alamo” – The Spirit of America


On March 3, 1836, Colonel William Barret Travis, the Commander of the Alamo, wrote to Texas Governor Smith, “…victory will cost the enemy so dear, that it will be worse for him than defeat.” In the early predawn hours of Sunday, March 6, 1836, after 12 days of almost constant bombardment and siege, the soldiers of Mexican General Santa Anna, numbering in the thousands, made their final assault on the Alamo, overwhelming and killing everyone of its 189 defenders.



The prophetic words of Colonel Travis and the spirit of the Alamo manifested themselves, only 46 days after its fall, at the Battle of San Jacinto. The Mexican army, under Santa Anna, outnumbered the Texas army, under the command of General Sam Houston, by over a two to one margin. In spite of these odds, the Texas Army, inspired by the sacrifice of the Alamo defenders and shouting the battle cry, “Remember the Alamo,” defeated the Mexican army and captured Santa Anna.



What is it about the Alamo that so inspired the Texas army at the Battle of San Jacinto and has touched the hearts and souls of generations since? What are we to remember? Was it their courage or that they spent their lives for a noble cause? Was it the fact that so few stood against so many for so long, the fact that the defenders of the Alamo could have elected not to give their lives in a battle they knew they could not win, or a combination of these factors?



History records that on the first day of the Siege of the Alamo, Santa Anna had the scarlet flag of “no quarter” run up on San Fernando Church within the sight of the Alamo defenders. It meant surrender or die. Despite the odds against them, instead of surrender, it was answered with cannon fire from the defenders of the Alamo.



Days into the siege, after receiving messages that no further help would be coming, Colonel Travis, explained the hopelessness of their situation. He gave the Alamo’s defenders a choice of escaping, surrendering and perhaps living, or of fighting on and the certainty of death. The chances of escape were pretty good as people had been going through the Mexican lines all during the siege.



All, but one, chose to fight on. Unknown to them at the time however, was the special place in history where their choice would be forever enshrined. That place where the spirit of honor, dedication to purpose, valor, and willingness to sacrifice all, for a noble cause, is revered and preserved.



Why, as James Bowie said, would they “…rather die in these ditches than give them up to the enemy?”Their individual reasons probably varied the nobleness of the cause, loyalty to each other and their country, honor, duty, freedom from tyranny, and, for some, like Bowie, the defense of their homes.They were however, bound together by the common threads of their courage, their belief that it was right and necessary to fight the army of Santa Anna at that time, in that place, no matter what the price, and in their commitment to pay that price.



The spirit of “Remember the Alamo” represents that which is courageous, honorable, and worthy of commitment in the hearts of individuals and nations. It was in the hearts of the signers of the Declaration of Independence as, on July 4, 1776, they pledged their lives, fortunes, and sacred honor on behalf of a new nation. From July 4, 1776 to July 4, 2006, from Valley Forge to Bagdad, and countless places in between, America’s greatness, and very existence has depended on that “spirit” and those willing to commit and sacrifice their all for it.



It is the “American Spirit,” the very lifeblood of our nation.May that Nation “Under God,” be eternally blessed with that spirit, for without it, She would not have been born and would not long endure.Happy Birthday America, Happy Birthday!


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Branson’s 2006 Fourth of July Firework Displays

The Branson area will celebrate America’s Independence Day with a variety of celebrations. Although most will be on July 4 it should be noted that The Chateau on the Lake has theirs on Monday, Jul. 3..

To insure a good viewing point it is suggested that you be in position at least an hour before “dusk.” For additional information please call the contact number given below.

Hollister’s 4th of July Fireworks Display and Celebration
Location: Historic Downing Street in Hollister

Contact:Phone: 417-334-3050

Date/Time: July 4/ Dusk

Good Viewing Area: Along Business Hwy 65 in Historic downtown Hollister.

Fireburst -Fireworks Display

Location: Kimberling City

Contact: Kimberling City Table Rock Chamber of Commerce – Phone: 1-800-595-0393

Date/Time: July 4/ Dusk

Comments: Good Viewing Area: Right on Route 13 in downtown Kimberling City, near Kimberling City Shopping Mall, about 6 miles south of Branson West. Can be viewed very well from Table Rock Lake near the north end of the bridge..

Rockaway Beach 4th of July Celebration and Fireworks Display

Location: Downtown Rockaway Beach

Contact: – Rockawy Beach Chamber of Commerce – Carol Szabo – 417-561-4280

Date/Time: July 4. Activities run from 3-9 PM with Fireworks starting at 9:00

Comments: Activities, food, and fun for the whole family with entertainment, professional skateboarding exhibition, and Army Blackhawk Helicopter on display. Fireworks can be viewed from Lake Taneycomo.

Chateau on the Lake

Location: Just north of Table Rock Dam on State Highway 165/265

Contact: 417-334-1161

Date/Time: Monday, July 3, 2005/ Dusk.

Good Viewing Areas: From Table Rock Lake via boat or park in Chateau’s public areas.

Big Cedar Lodge

Location: Off State Highway 86 in Ridgedale.

Contact: 417-335-2777

Date/Time: July 4/ Dusk

Good Viewing Area: In front of Registration Building or from Table Rock Lake.

Show Boat Branson Belle

No guarantees and you take your chances but the 8:00 PM Dinner Cruise has been known to anchor and watch Big Cedars display. Then they have their “Show.” Gets in about 45 minutes later than usual. Call 417-338-2611 for info.

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Branson shows for kids to enjoy.

Although the vast majority of Branson’s shows, 99% plus have content suitable for children some shows are more enjoyable for children than others. Here is a link to a current discussion on that is taking place at 1Branson.com about shows that kids might enjoy. It contains interesting comments and specific shows that kids might enjoy from locals and others who have actually been to the shows. Click here or go to http://www.1branson.com/forum/t19758.html.

Originally Published In the Branson Courier on Jun.25, 2006.

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We got porn my friend, right here, I say porn right here in Branson City but, where’s Branson’s moral indignation?

The song, “Ya Got Trouble,” from the musical “The Music Man,” has a line, “Well, ya got trouble, my friend. Right here, I say trouble right here in River City.” With a little adaptation to “We got porn my friend, right here, I say porn right here in Branson City,” the line could describe what we currently have in a couple of Branson hotels and may soon have in the Hilton Hotels at Branson Landing on land owned by the City of Branson.

At the outset, it should be pointed out that this is not about the morality of any individual or what they do in the privacy of their own hotel room or home. It’s about the character of our community. the family friendly values that make Branson such a wonderful place to visit or live and underpin its economic foundation, and the contemporary community standards that will determine whether or not something within that community is obscene.

Recently the Ole Seagull heard that the Hilton Hotels in the Branson Landing would definitely be offering sexually explicit movies through their pay per view movie program at one or both of the two hotels they would be operating there. Both of those hotels are located on property that the City of Branson owns and a lot of the amenities and public infrastructure of Branson Landing is being financed with public tax dollars.

Because of the incongruity of sexually explicit movies with the character of our community and the values upon which its basic economic foundation is built, the Ole Seagull sent an email to Mark W. Hartman, General Manager, Hiltons Branson about the situation. When asked, if under the typical Hilton scenario whether a person would “be able to turn on their tv, select pay for view, and access a selection of adult movies that will show naked or semi naked people performing sexually explicit acts?” Hartman replied, “They will be able to choose MA rated movies.”

An Ole Seagull would point out that the rating “MA” is not even on the rating guide for the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA). It would be a good bet that the majority of the current films with an “MA” rating would meet the definition of “Explicit sexual material” “nudity,” and, based on what he hopes is Branson’s current contemporary community standard, “obscene” as defined under Missouri’s pornography statutes.

In response to the question as to whether or not any consideration was being given by Hilton to changing their typical scenario at Branson Landing “to be more consistent with the family values that Branson is noted for” Hartman replied, “Not that I am aware of.” Taken in total, the responses add new meaning to what Conrad Hilton meant when he said, “It has been and continues to be our responsibility to fill the earth with the light and warmth of hospitality.”

A reasonable person might ask the question, “How in the world, in Branson, Missouri, America’s home of family values and entertainment, can anyone use City of Branson owned land to promote sexually explicit acts whether legally obscene or not?” The answer is relatively simple. The non elected and elected leaders of the City of Branson led the city into a long term lease of the property to the developer of Branson Landing without including conditions limiting or prohibiting these and other acts that are inconsistent with Branson’s entertainment heritage and value structure.

It’s kind of ironic, the very community that got so aroused about the alleged moral depravity that would occur in it if a casino went in at Rockaway Beach, over ten miles away from Branson, did nothing as the serving of alcohol expanded into its family friendly entertainment venues right in Branson. Is there any reason to believe that, without the economic issues that really powered the Rockaway Beach gambling issue, our community will rise up and fight this latest encroachment against the value system that has made Branson what it is today? If history is any indication the answer is, “We got porn my friend, right here, I say porn right here in Branson City.”

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Branson Needs more show like 14 Karat Country

As veteran Branson trippers my wife and I are always looking for shows in the area that we have not seen before. I came across the 14 Karat Country show but almost passed it by. The show is not well promoted and I was familiar with the restaurant type location that was advertised. I obtained some 2-for-1 tickets for the show so I thought I would take a chance on it. Am I ever glad I did. It was the best surprise in Branson and our best afternoon show of this trip.



We like the big shows too but with the tendency toward high-tech everything, it is getting more and more difficult to find the simple, straight-forward, kind of country music shows that Branson was built on. If you are looking for a big venue, lights, smoke and comedians kind of production, this ain’t it. If you are looking for a really good country band, that does a great job playing a whole lot of classic country music, this is the show for you.



Their female vocalist was better than many I have heard in the larger Branson shows. Their lead guitar player was exceptional. The other guys in the group could play and sing like the pros that first recorded the songs. If there is an award in Branson for the best show for traditional country music, we nominate 14 Karat Country.



We are hopeful that a few other Branson, shows will recapture this “focus on the music” format.



The seating is cabaret style but still suitable for children. They are not serving any drinks or food but you set at tables like you are in a restaurant or night club. If you think you might enjoy spending a few hours just listening to real country music, do yourself a favor and see this show. It may not be a lot of glitz and glamour but it is great country music and lots of it. Dennis, Grove City, OH

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Should the businesses that make Branson what it is be treated in such a shallow manner?

The Ole Seagull’s Jun. 11 column, entitled “Will the City of Branson be coming for your customer list next?” evoked an email response from Branson City Attorney Paul Link. In addition to the Ole Seagull, Link sent the response to Branson City Administrator Terry Dody, the Mayor, and the Branson Board of Aldermen. (Note: the Jun. 11 column and is available on line at www.bransoncourier.com under editorials.”



The column was prompted by a letter that Link recently mailed to a lot of Branson businesses demanding that they furnish their customer lists to the city within 30 days and stating that the “City Code” required them to do so. Specifically the column responded to, among other things, the fact that the City Code contains no such requirement and the Attila the Hun like tactic the letter tried to use to coerce compliance with a non existent legal requirement.



In the response Link says, “I would venture a guess that you are getting your information from the handful of individuals that tend to be against virtually everything the City does.” His guess is as wrong as was the statement in his letter implying that the City Code required businesses to submit their customer lists as the letter demanded.



Even a cursory reading of the column indicates that it is based on documentary evidence. That evidence includes Links original letter, Dody’s response to an email inquiry the Ole Seagull sent him regarding the letter, and a review of the City Code sections that Dody referred to in his response. The documents speak for themselves and the only “individuals” furnishing information used in the column were Link and Dody. Does that equate to a “handful of individuals that tend to be against virtually everything the City does?”



Link goes on to say, “It surprises me that you would be in favor of allowing businesses to get by without paying taxes when those very taxes go to the improvement of Branson through infrastructure, marketing and subsidized utility services for the whole community.” Well Link wasn’t the only one surprised because the column contained as much mention of “allowing businesses to get by without paying taxes” as the City Code does authorizing the City of Branson to use a mass mailing to require Branson businesses to send their customer lists to the city so that it can go through them on a “fishing expedition” to determine the tourism tax compliance of the businesses in the lists.



Now things start to get almost laughable. The tax Link talks about has been in effect for over ten years and the City of Branson has the responsibility for collecting that tax. Exactly how many dollars has the City of Branson lost over the last ten years because of its failure to fulfill its responsibilities in this regard? Indeed, a good argument could be made that the city’s failure to fulfill its responsibilities appears “to be in favor of allowing businesses to get by without paying taxes when those taxes…”



Link said, “I must state that I am very surprised that a person I have heard is a lawyer would have such a shallow and lack of understanding when it comes to reading ordinances.” For what it’s worth, that “shallow and lack of understanding” is based on 25 years of experience in interpreting, and teaching Federal Regulations involved with the safe transportation of Dangerous Goods, both domestically and internationally, giving compliance advice to companies, and defending companies that had been charged with violations of those regulations.



In this case however, legal experience has nothing to do with the situation. It is simply a matter of reading. The City Code either contains a provision requiring the submission of the information as demanded in the letter or it does not.



Links own words say it does not! In the email response he says, “Obviously the Tourism Tax Code does not have a provision that states that Paul D. Link is authorized to send out letters to all theaters and hotels to obtain lists of people engaged in the process of selling admission to said entities.”



In an Ole Seagull’s opinion, the city’s typical smoke and mirror show aside, the letter sent to Branson’s businesses demanding that they submit their customer lists to the city within 30 days because the City Code required it, when it was “obvious” that City Code did not, was deceptive. Even worse however, is not simply the shallowness of the professionalism and integrity involved with the attempt but the fact that Branson’s elected leadership, its Mayor and Board of Aldermen, tolerate the very businesses that have made Branson what it is being treated in this manner.

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Will the City of Branson be coming for your customer list next?

When will it stop? Just about the time one thinks that it is impossible for the City of Branson’s unelected leadership to get any more arrogant or heavy handed with its citizens or businesses it manages to exceed expectations and achieve the seemingly impossible. It gives one pause to wonder; where is Branson’s elected leadership, its Board of Aldermen and Mayor, while stuff like this is going on?



Recently a “To Whom It May Concern” letter, from, the City of Branson, signed by Paul D. Link, the city attorney, was mailed to a lot of the City of Branson’s businesses paying the city’s tourism tax. The letter demanded that the businesses furnish the city with “a complete and accurate list identifying all persons, firms, corporations, agents or entities whomsoever that engages in the sale, transfer, conveyance, exchange, barter, or by any means whatsoever for admission, rooms, meals, services, etc. to your establishment.” Said another way, the letter said “Send us a list of your customers.”



At the outset, the demands verbiage, “all persons,” “whomsoever,” and “by any means whatsoever,” creates a scope of applicability so broad that is an impossible condition to meet. Issues relating to that aside however, what was the justification for this intrusive demand on Branson’s private businesses?



Surely it’s a matter of national security or something of that importance isn’t it? Well not quite. The letter continues, “City Code requires that you provide this information so that a determination can be made on the amount of Tourism Tax that should be collected and remitted.”



Now there’s a scary thought, the City of Branson actually having laws on its books that permits it to use a general mailing to invade the privacy of Branson’s businesses and demand their customer lists. If that is the case what’s next, a letter to all the building supply stores demanding similar records to help the City of Branson enforce its various laws pertaining to everything from tax collection, to building permits, inspections, etc.



On Jun. 5, the Ole Seagull sent an email to Terry Dody, Branson’s city administrator, asking for, among other things, the “The specific section number of the City Code that requires businesses to provide “a complete and accurate list identifying all persons, firms, corporations, agents or entities whomsoever that engages in the sale, transfer, conveyance, exchange, barter, or by any means whatsoever for admission, rooms, meals, services, etc. to their establishments.” On Jun. 6, Dody replied saying, “Read Article VI. Tourism Tax in the Branson City Code, looking first at Sec. 82-151 ‘Definition’ and particularly the definitions of ‘Sale and Sales’ and ‘Sale at Retail’, and then read Sec. 82-157 ‘Examination of books and records.'”



On Jun.7, the Ole Seagull did just that. He could find no such requirement in the sections to which Dody referred and for good reason, it wasn’t there!



The sections to which referred contain requirements for businesses making “sales” subject to the City of Branson’s tourism tax to make their books and records available to the city during reasonable times during business hours for audit and to furnish reasonably sufficient work space, lighting, and working conditions for the conduct of the audits. They are pretty standard audit requirements but contain no authorization for the City of Branson to use a mass mailing to require Branson businesses to send their customer lists to the city so that, in an Ole Seagull’s opinion, it can go through them on a “fishing expedition” to determine the tourism tax compliance of the businesses on the lists.



“Be still, be still, my beating heart;” it gets worse. The letter continues, “Compliance with this request overrides any concerns you have about divulging names of those you do business with.” Oh really and exactly how does compliance with the city’s demand “override” or even address the concerns that the businesses it is trying to coerce the information from might have? Through what omnipotent power does the writer of the letter profess to know the concerns of the businesses he is addressing?



Did the letter address any concerns, let alone the obvious concerns that most prudent businesses might have, such as potential legal exposure from furnishing the information to the city or how the City of Branson might use the information? Is it unreasonable for any business receiving the letter to have concerns that if the city used the information in the same arrogant overbearing manner in which it is attempting to coerce information from them that it could impact on the business relationships they have with their customers or, of equal importance, on Branson’s reputation within the tourism industry?



The last sentence of the city’s demand to its businesses reads “Be advised and govern yourself accordingly.” Would it be unreasonable for an Ole Seagull to ask Branson’s elected leadership, its Board of Aldermen and Mayor, to “please” exert influence on Branson’s unelected leaders to heed its own admonition and reconsider their demands before the situation escalates much farther? He prays not.

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Eureka Springs’ The Great Passion Play Receives Major Art Collection

The Great Passion Play has received a very important collection of original Christian-themed art by American artist Harry Antis. The collection, entitled “A Man from Nazareth named Jesus”, is, in the words of the artist, a series of twelve paintings on “the life, the death, and the purpose of the incredible Galilean man named Jesus.” The Great Passion Play is very excited to display these amazing paintings along with other masterpieces in the Sacred Arts Center.



Harry Antis began his career as a wildlife artist and produced over a hundred different limited edition prints of wildlife subjects. He was a realistic painter of North American waterfowl, big game, and upland game birds. Antis received training at the Society of Arts and Crafts in Detroit, Michigan. His paintings have appeared in many publications such as Audubon, National Wildlife, and Field and Stream. He has been listed in Who’s Who in American Art and was commissioned by the Danbury Mint to design the first set of Damascene Plaques ever made. He was an exhibitor in the prestigious Leigh Yawkey Woodson, “Birds in Art” exhibition and won first place in the inaugural National Wildlife Foundation exhibit in Scottsdale, Arizona, in 1978



Among his other accomplishments are winning the 1983 Ohio Duck Stamp competition and being commissioned to design the 1984 Deer Unlimited Stamp Print. He was commissioned to design the 1985 North Carolina Conservation Stamp and Print featuring the white-tail deer. In 1986 he was commissioned by the Wyoming Outfitters Association to paint the Teton elk. A suite of paintings of the four North American Wild Sheep are in the permanent collection of the Dallas Museum of Natural History and a painting of eagles entitled “Courtship Flight” is in the permanent collection of Ducks Unlimited National Headquarters.



Antis’ paintings are often compared to those of the master Renaissance painter, Caravaggio, for his dramatic treatment of light and color. Mr. Antis died on January 30, 2002. His widow, Sandi Antis, and children will be on hand at the Sacred Arts Center on the grounds of The Great Passion Play for the grand opening of the exhibit on Friday, May 26 at 7:00 PM. The Eureka Springs Chamber of Commerce will help with the ribbon cutting ceremony and reception.



In conjunction with the grand opening of the Harry Antis exhibit on May 26, many of the artists featured in the Sacred Arts Center will be available on the evening of May 27 in the Sacred Arts Center to sign prints and meet the public. Among those artists are Jack Dawson and O. D. Sherrill along with the Antis family. This is a wonderful opportunity to speak with some of the area’s most celebrated artists and to discuss with them the inspiration for their work.


The Sacred Arts Center is open to the public from 10:00 AM to 8:00 PM on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday from April 28 through October 28, 2006. The usual charge for admission is $5.00 for adults but admission to the gallery is included in the ticket for those purchasing a ticket for The Great Passion Play, New Holy Land Tour, a Premier Package, or a Value Package. For online information and ticket purchase click here or for further information or tickets call 800-590-0155

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Not too impressed with Branson Landing

The Branson Landing?? Where should I start? How about I start with ” whos stupid idea was this”?



I have been a part of this community since 1966. What has our town become?


The Branson Landing is one of the most horrible things that could of happened to Branson! The traffic is already worse than it has ever been in the downtown area.



Bransons history has been pretty much thrown out the back door as if it were trash! The downtown area is where Bransons history really begins. Now this family vacation area is taking on a city like downtown area.



City officials say that the landing will bring more people to the area and make our tourist season last longer and possibly year round. I doubt this is going to happen, but lets just say for argument sake that it does. Branson can not even deal with the traffic problem we have now, so how are we going to deal with itif this does happen. In my opinion, we should have taken care of the traffic issues we have now, before bringing something in that officials say will bring more vacationers. Further more.. what a terrible place to put this new development. It tells me that city officials are more worried about money than they are our community.



The round-a-bout… Another stupid idea. I have seen so many close accidents there it isnt funny. traffic still builds up through and beyond the round-a-bout. I have seen 3 times now people flip[ping the number 1 finger at each and once 2 people almost got out of there vehicles to fight each other.


In closing, My family and I will not be doing business at any of the branson landing stores and my children have been told if I find out they have been down there, they are grounded.



We have also told vacationers that ask us about the landing that it is No place to go shop and that it is not organized at all in the traffic area.



I have already talked 4 families out of coming to branson because of the landing. I have talked to 2 families that said they will not come back to branson because of it as they come here for family entertainment, and that is gone now.



These are my outlooks on the landing and i thank you for taking the time to read my complaints. Daryl Branson

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What’s important is what Branson Landing is, not what it is not!

As Branson Landing opened last weekend it seems that everyone had an opinion about when it should have opened, why this feature wasn’t ready, why it doesn’t have this or that type of store, etc. Without getting into the merits, or lack thereof, of those opinions, may an Ole Seagull suggest that what is important is what Branson Landing is, not what it isn’t. Why?



The most obvious fact is that Branson Landing is built and is open for business. In terms of concept, design, anchors, structure, features, and initial tenants it is what it is. Like San Antonio’s River Walk, Seattle’s Pike Place Market, Bloomington, Minnesota’s Mall of America, Branson Landing provides visitors and locals with the opportunity to experience something that is unique not only locally but in the entire world.



The location of Branson Landing on Branson’s Lake Taneycomo’s lakefront, proximity to historic downtown Branson and all the rest that Branson has to offer, coupled with its design, public square, and street entertainment, combine to provide it with a uniqueness that is solely its own. When that is blended in with the soon to open fire and water show, the Lake Taneycomo Boardwalk, a condominium residential component, its own hotel, and the variety of shopping and restaurants available at Branson Landing the result is an exciting incomparable experience available only at Branson Landing in Branson, Missouri.



Trying to compare Branson Landing to a traditional mall serves no useful purpose simply because Branson Landing is an “unmall” hybrid life style project. This leading edge retail concept is currently replacing malls and their traditional multiple department store anchors all over the country. In the case of Branson Landing there is one department store anchor, Belk’s, an “alternative anchor,” Bass Pro Shops and a host of specialty stores and restaurants that are consistent with the developers vision for the project, space limitations, and what the Branson market can support.



The result is a shopping experience that offers customers everything from boats and fishing tackle to clothes, jewelry and accessories for just about all ages and demographics, shoes, candles, souvenirs of every type, and just about everything else in between. It is a shopping mix that offers an infinite choice that should appeal not only to Branson’s current visitors and locals, but to the younger visitor and their families that are so vital to the future success of Branson.



Its specialty sandwich, pretzel, ice cream, wrap, popcorn, coffee, gyro, pizza, and candy shops provide many different quick food choices for Branson Landing visitors. Factor in Branson Landing’s excellent selection of full service restaurants offering everything from general fare, to specialty restaurants serving Bar-B-Que, fine steaks, sea food, and Mexican food, all located within one convenient destination, and the result is an epicurean delight with a selection of food, drink, and pricing to fit just about every desire and budget.



Branson Landing is designed, consistent with the reality of the size constraints of the land upon which it is built, to maximize the beautiful Lake Taneycomo lakefront. Its center piece, the town square and fountain, is keyed to the lake and will provide direct access to the boardwalk. The design of the mile plus long boardwalk offers visitors to Branson Landing an opportunity to walk its length and experience the majestic beauty of Lake Taneycomo separated from the bustle and excitement of Branson Landing that is taking place just a few feet above them. A number of the restaurants have locations that feature views of the lake and its bluff from their dining room or patio.



Like Branson itself, Branson Landing is an exciting vibrant, entertainment experience. Street performers of just about every type help create an atmosphere of fun and excitement. The fire and water show on the lakefront at the town square will provide a spectacular show that will be unique and, like Branson Landing itself, will become an icon for Branson and a must see experience. Blend that with special events on the town square, a dinner theatre experience, and other specialty events that tenants will be sponsoring and the entertainment possibilities for Branson Landing become endless.



Branson Landing might not be a lot of things but this one thing it is, a unique exciting experience unlike anything else available in Branson. An experience that is, at one time, complete in itself yet blends in with, and compliments, the rest of what Branson has to offer. It is another reason to visit Branson for the first time or to come back again which can now proudly proclaim, “Our doors are open –come on in.”

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Bass Pro Shops Opens in Branson Landing on Jun. 7, 2006

Branson Landing’s second anchor, Bass Pro Shops will open at 6:00 p.m. on Jun. 7, 2006 with its Grand Opening Events scheduled for Jun. 8-11. . The 42,000 square foot outdoor store will be the southern anchor for the 1.5 million square foot, 95 acre Branson Landing development located on the Lake Taneycomo lakefront adjacent to historic downtown Branson.

Called the “White River Outpost,” the Bass Pro Shops store in Branson will serve as a specialized bass and trout fishing, hunting, camping, boating, water sports, clothing and outdoor tourist outpost to itsmain store in Springfield. The store will also feature an 11,255 square-foot floating “White River Fish Company” restaurant scheduled to open on the lake, adjacent to the store in August.

The architecture as well as the building materials used, such as aged and recycled beams and metal from old buildings, are designed to duplicate buildings that might have occupied the banks of the White River in earlier times. The vaulted space, heavy timber construction, and the quality of workmanship are consistent with the Ozarks tradition for craftsmanship.

The main feature is the Ozarks trout pool aquarium at the north end of the store and the dramatic display of cascading water and displayed wildlife surrounding it. The combination of the display, with its water cascading through the wildlife and scenery into the pool is simply breath taking. There are numerous Ozarks wildlife displays in natural settings, artifacts, a huge Ozarks outdoors mural, and historical photo displays through the store. The photo display on the Power Site Dam and the history of Lake Taneycomo is but one example of why a visit to Pass Pro Shops White River Outpost is a must for visitors to the Branson area.

At the ground breaking for the store in January Branson Mayor Lou Schaefer said, “I have known the Morris family for most of the 52 years I have lived in Branson, and Lake Taneycomo means as much to them as it does to me and the rest of the community.” He went on to say, “To have a Bass Pro Shops store and marina as part of Branson Landing on Lake Taneycomo will be a great asset for our visitors and residents alike.”

In the opinion of an Ole Seagull, Bass Pro Shops White River Outpost speaks for itself as to how much Lake Taneycomo and the Ozarks means to those who built it. As an initial skeptic to just how much effort Bass Pro Shops was going to invest into its store at Branson Landing, the Ole Seagull would just say that the completed store and the obvious financial commitment, detail, care and concern that went into making it an integral part of the heritage of the White River and the Ozarks testifies as to just how unfounded his concerns were. The Mayor called it right on the money. It is a great asset, not only to Branson Landing but to our entire area, and a place that should be on every visitors list of places to visit while in Branson.

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Billy Ray Cyrus in Branson Sep.2

Popular recording artist and television star Billy Ray Cyrus will perform at the Andy Williams Moon River Theatre in Branson on Saturday, September 2 at 3:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. The concerts announced by Welk-Sullivan Productions executive producer Joe Sullivan and David Ledford, general manager of the Andy Williams Moon River Theatre, are being presented jointly by the Moon River Theatre and Welk-Sullivan Productions.



“We are very excited about adding another quality show like Billy Ray Cyrus to our extensive list of entertainers performing at the Moon River Theatre,” aid Ledford.



“Billy Ray Cyrus is unique in that he has such a dedicated following,” said Sullivan. “His fans will travel great distances to see his shows and most of them want seats at every performance. He is a multi-talented performer with superstar status as a recording artist and television star.”



Sullivan was pleased with the response to Billy Ray’ performances in 2002 and 2003 at the Will Rogers Theatre in Branson. Since then, Billy Ray has released a Gospel Album, completed another season of PAX-TV’ top-rated family-friendly series, “Doc,” recorded a new album for release later this year and is starring in a brand new television series.



“This is an entertainer who had nearly 2 million hits on his website in just the month of February. Now, Blly Ray is gaining national media attention and expanding his fan base through his role on The Disney Channel’ newest hit show “Hannah Montana,” said Sullivan.

“Hannah Montana” stars Billy Ray Cyrus’ real-life daughter, Miley Cyrus, as Hannah Montana, a 14-year-old who lives a secret life as a pop star. Billy Ray Cyrus appears on the television series as Hannah’s ad, songwriter Robby Stewart. The show premiered on March 24 with 5.4 million viewers, making it Disney’s ighest-rated debut ever. Billy Ray and Miley have been featured on “CNN’s Showbiz Tonight,” FOX News Channel’s “The Heartland with John Kaisch,” “SOAP Talk,” and in People Magazine and the New York Daily News.



Cyrus has signed with a new record label, New Door Records/Universal Music Enterprises, and will release his newest album on July 18, 2006. “Wanna Be Your Joe” features an upbeat combination of ballads and fun rocker’s such as “I Want My Mullet Back.”



Cyrus has topped the country music charts with his hits “Achy Breaky Heart,” “Some Gave All,” “Heart of a Woman,” “Could’ve Been Me,” “Busy Man,” “She’s Not Cryin” Anymore” and the critically acclaimed “Trail of Tears.”



Billy Ray Cyrus stormed onto the music scene in 1993 when his debut album, “Some Gave All,” held the number one spot on Billboard Magazine’s Hot 100 Album chart for 17 consecutive weeks. This is the longest time this spot has been held by a debut artist and a record that still stands today.



He has multi-platinum (“Some Gave All” – 1992), platinum (“It Won’t Be The Last” – 1993) and gold (“Storm In The Heartland” – 1994) albums to his credit plus the critically acclaimed “Trail of Tears” – 1996. Cyrus has maintained his success worldwide, earning multi-platinum certifications in Australia; platinum in Denmark, New Zealand and Norway; and gold in the United Kingdom and South Africa.



He remains popular as handsome country doctor Clint Cassidy in the hit drama series “Doc” on Independent Television “i” ” formerly PAX-TV.

Tickets for the Labor Day Weekend concerts went on sale May 22. The nonrefundable tickets are available at the Moon River Theatre Box Office at 2500 West Highway 76. For online information and ticket purchase
click here or for further information or tickets call 800-590-0155.

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Branson’s Welcome Home 2006 Jun 11-18 – Official Souvenir Magazine and event guide

The second annual home coming event for Vietnam Veterans, “Welcome Home 2006” will be held in Branson, Missouri Sunday June 11 through Sunday June 18. Headquartered at the Mansion American Theatre the Homecoming will feature events all week highlighted by a Homecoming Parade on June 16 and the Heartland Benefit Concert on June 17 to be held on the grounds of the Mansion America theatre in Branson. For general information on the event click here and for a schedule of events click here.



The official souvenir Magazine for Welcome Home 2006, “T.O.M.: Tactical Operations Manual” has just recently been published. The magazine is filled with interesting and unusual stories about those who served in Vietnam but have not received a lot of media attention over the years and emphasizes the mental healing that a lot of Vietnam Veterans and their families are dealing with.



In addition, its maps, schedules, and information on the Branson area make it an indispensable piece of gear for participation in Welcome Home 2006. It will be available for purchase right next to the registration booth at Welcome Home 2006 or click here to order on line.



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Annual Persimmon Hill Farm Blueberry Festival & Gospel Fest

Blueberry muffins, blueberry crunch, blueberry cobblers and music are part of the all-day Blueberry Festival at Persimmon Hill Farm on Saturday, June 3 as the blueberry season launches at Persimmon Hill Farm in Lampe. The event includes an annual Dessert Brunch to benefit the Lives Under Construction Boys Ranch, with entertainment featuring gospel music artists in an outdoor gospel fest from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.



The dessert brunch, held from 9:00 a.m. to 1 p.m., will feature a variety of blueberry dishes, including farm specialties such as the huge Blueberry Thunder Muffins. Farm guests can feast and help the Boys Ranch, as all proceeds from the brunch will go the ranch, located near the farm. Representatives from the LUC Boys Ranch will be on hand with displays, information and products made by the boys.



The gospel music fest will feature The Bryants, The Revelators, The Cerces, Servants Heart, Hosana, Brad Bolin, Tana Palmer, Laura Bohannon & New Generation, Larry Moore and Ruby Cook. George Bryant from KWFC89.1 will emcee.



Also part of the benefit is the Persimmon Hill Farm 18th Annual Ozark Mountain Cobbler Contest. Anyone wishing to enter can come to the farm prior to the contest for a free pound of blueberries. Entering cooks should bring their cobblers by 9:00 a.m. June 4. Cobblers will be judged by 9:30 a.m. and will then be part of the benefit brunch spread. The winner of the contest will receive a handmade pottery cobbler dish.



The dessert brunch is part of the day-long Blueberry Festival at the farm. The festival also includes free tours of the farm, free recipes and samples of blueberry products. Barbecue sandwiches featuring the farm’s award-winning sauces are available.


Persimmon Hill Farm is located south of Lampe off of Mo. 86, at 367 Persimmon Hill Lane. The farm is 1 1/2 miles off of Mo. 86. For more information, call 417-779-5443. A map is posted on the farm web site, www.persimmonhill.com. For more information on the LUC Boys Ranch, contact Melissa at 417-779-5374 or www.lucboys.org.

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Memorial Day – The “risk” that preserves our Nation

The purpose of the original Memorial Day was to honor those who died in the Civil War. Its purpose today has evolved into remembering and honoring all who have died in the service of our country. What better way is there to honor and remember them than to honor and remember their living comrades, those men and women who have and are currently honorably serving in America’s Armed Forces.



Someone a lot wiser than an Ole Seagull said, “There is no such thing as a free lunch.” Since the earliest days of our history America’s Armed Forces and their families have paid the price for the freedoms and privileges that we, as a Nation, all enjoy and sometimes take for granted. Memorial Day gives us a unique opportunity to not only honor the dead but to pause, honor and say “Thank You,” to those who have and are currently serving and their comrades who are Missing In Action.



The very act of going into the Armed Forces puts one’s life at risk. Immediately upon being “sworn in,” members of the Armed Forces have given control of their lives to their military and governmental leaders. It is a control that is absolute and, from an honor point of view, irrevocable.



It could be exercised through an order “to take that hill,” in the face of withering machine gun or mortar fire, to patrol a neighborhood in Baghdad, or the assaulting of a terrorist stronghold in Afghanistan. Or, it could be an order to serve in a supply depot, training facility, or hospital thousands of miles away from the battle. Regardless of where or how one serves, the risk to their life is an inherent part of serving and is omnipresent.



History records that it is the politicians, and those in power, who start wars and that it is the men and women of their Armed Forces who pay the price of those wars. It is a price paid in separation, stress, blood, suffering, anguish, and, sometimes, death by those, who have and are currently, serving in our country’s Armed Forces and their families.



Theirs is not the job of judging whether or not the politicians and those in power are risking their lives in a noble or just cause. Their job is to do their duty. Some have served in conflicts that were “popular” such as World Wars I and II and Dessert Storm. Others served in conflicts that were not as publicly popular, such as Korea, Vietnam, and, if current polls are any indication, in Iraq. Through it all however, the men and women of Americas Armed Forces and their families have done their duty, sacrificed, and given unstintingly of themselves.



The eloquent words of William James remind us that “No matter what a man’s frailties otherwise may be, if he be willing to risk death, in the service he has chosen, that fact consecrates him forever.” Since the beginning of our Republic the members of our country’s Armed Forces and their families have assumed that risk, done their duty, and ensured that a “government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” For that we owe those who have and are currently, serving in the Armed Forces our undying gratitude, honor, respect, and support, not only on Memorial Day but, every day we as a Nation enjoy the fruits of their efforts, sacrifices, and service.

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Branson Landing – Our Doors Are Open…Come On In!

The promise of Branson Landing, 5 years in the making, is about to become a reality.


Just in time for Memorial weekend, the much-anticipated Branson Landing development will welcome visitors to the Lake Taneycomo waterfront in downtown Branson.


On Friday, May 26, beginning at 9:30 AM, Branson will welcome 49 new retailers and thousands of Memorial weekend vacationers to the new entertainment retail destination. A ribbon-cutting ceremony, hosted by magician performer, Darren Romeo, will open the shopping promenade from North to South and will feature Mayor Lou Schaeffer, City of Branson Alderman, City Administrator, Terry Dody, developer, Rick Huffman, the Branson Chamber of Commerce, 2006 Branson Homecoming Queen, Grace Lennon and the entire troupe of Branson Landing Street Performers.


Opening their doors for business over the three-day holiday weekend will be:



  • Aeropostale
  • Ann Taylor Loft
  • Arvest Bank
  • Best of Branson
  • Brighton Collectibles
  • Bud Shop
  • Cache
  • Cardinal’s Clubhouse
  • Charlotte Russe
  • Chico’s
  • Children’s Place
  • Claire’s
  • Cozy Creek Trading Co.
  • Deb Shop
  • Disney Store
  • dressbarn
  • Famous Dave’s BBQ
  • Famous Footwear
  • Father Time Clocks & Collectibles
  • Finish Line
  • Five & Dime General Store
  • Fresh Produce Handpicked
  • Haagan Dazs
  • It’s A Wrap
  • Hollister
  • Hot Topic
  • Journeys
  • Justice – Just for Girls
  • Kirkland’s Home
  • Lids
  • Limited Editions for Her
  • Nail City
  • New Balance Branson
  • Northwoods Candy Emporium
  • Pacific Sunwear
  • Payless Shoe Source
  • Rack Room Shoes
  • Regis Salon
  • Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory
  • Subway
  • The Fudgery
  • Tradehome Shoes
  • Trade Secret
  • Victoria’s Secret
  • Westgate Resorts
  • White House / Black Market
  • Yankee Candle

Belk Department Store, the north anchor which opened on March 30 has experienced exceptional business as the first Branson Landing store to open. Bass Pro Shops, the Branson Landing south anchor is targeted to open to the public on June 8.


Openings will continue at the Branson Landing daily and weekly throughout the next several months. For the most up-to-date information on weekly openings, log on to http://www.bransonlanding.com/


Visitors are encouraged to come back to Branson Landing on June 16 for the Summer Celebration of Branson’s newest and most entertaining shopping and dining destination, Branson’s largest new development in years!


Branson Landing is a $420 million public/private project, spanning 1.5 miles of waterfront on Lake Taneycomo, adjacent to historic downtown Branson. Upon completion, the destination showcases 450,000 square feet of retail shops and restaurants, including Bass Pro Shops and Belk department store, a luxury Hilton hotel, condominiums, boardwalk, marinas, entertainment and a new Branson Town Square. A 220,000 Branson Convention Center and Convention Center hotel, both operated by Hilton will open in 2007.

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What ‘s open and will be opening at Branson Landing

In a May 23email discussing the opening of Branson Landing on May 26, Linda Antus, a spokesperson for the project, said, “The Branson Landing is moving from project to destination.” The email was a reply to a May 22, 2006 email sent by “The Ole Seagull” to Antus containing a series of questions about what the public can expect in Branson Landing as of May 26, 2006.

Bass Pro Shops will open to the public on June 8. The other major anchor, Belk, a department store, opened to the public on Mar. 30.

The email indicates that Branson Landing is “94% leased”and that 50 tenants including Belk will be open Memorial Weekend.” Antus said, “Openings will continue weekly over the next several months.”

On May 26, “Famous Dave’s,” a Bar-B-Que restaurant, will be opening. According to the reply it is expected that “Garfield’s will follow by June 1 with the other restaurants expected to open as follows: Waxy O’Shea’s June 16, Sullivan’s in June; Joe’s Crab Shack in July,” the White River Fish Company possibly in August, “Liberty Tavern in late September with Hilton; Cantina Laredo and Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding in late October.”

It appears that the $8 million “fire and water” show, one of Branson Landings major features, will not be fully operational as of May 26. When asked the questions “What is the anticipated operational status of the fountain as of the May 26 opening?” and “If the shows will not be starting as of that date is there an anticipated date,” the reply was, “We hope to have the water portion of the fountains working. Official dedication of the Water and Fire attraction will be on June 16 for the Summer Celebration.”

The other major unique feature of Branson Landing, the 3000 foot board walk along Lake Taneycomo, is also in doubt for the May 26 opening. When asked, “Will the board walk be open to the public as of May 26,” the reply was “The railing has been ordered and June 20 is the current anticipated opening of the boardwalk.”

In describing her vision of the Branson Landing experience, Antus said, “The promenade makes it feel like a small city within the city of Branson and with the entertainment of the fountains, the street performers, the lights and music it will make the destination a new and different extension of the Branson entertainment brand! That vision will begin to be realized on May 26.”

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Can a national identification card help solve security and illegal immigration problems?

The recent publicity involved with the illegal immigration issue illustrates how hard it is to identify someone. In the case of illegal immigrants it is how to identify those that are in the United States legally from those who have entered the country illegally but identification is a problem that transcends just immigration.



How about the bartender who needs identification information to know if they can legally serve a drink to someone, a retail store clerk in terms of selling tobacco products to minors, the airline check in agent checking someone in for a flight, or other national security checks etc. Is not the most used form of identification document the state issued driver’s license with a picture on it?



Just this week, the Ole Seagull flew to Tampa. He had to present “a government issued picture ID” as he checked in for his flight. As is the case with most people, he presented his state drivers license. The ticket agent took it, looked briefly at me to insure that the smiling face standing before her was the same as was on the license and entered the name on the driver’s license into her computer, which printed the ticket.



He then walked up to a security check point where a security person again looked at the license and boarding pass, comparing the names on each, and passed him on to the screening point. He went through the physical screening and boarded the plane.



If the Ole Seagull was a betting Seagull he would bet that nowhere in the process was a check run to see if the driver’s license presented was a validly issued license. Even if that had been done what are the odds that the picture on the drivers license presented was compared to the picture on the actual driver’ license issued to make sure that the person presenting it was actually the person to whom it was issued?



How long does it take an underage teenager to come up with a false driver’s license if they want to drink? Would it take any longer than it would for terrorist or an illegal immigrant to do the same thing? If personal identification is truly as important as it seems to be, for everything from underage drinking and national security to eligibility for government benefits and preventing illegal immigration, doesn’t it make sense to have a system that at least uses a standard format for identification and makes an attempt to validate the identification when it is presented?



Specifically, isn’t it time for a standard verifiable “National Picture ID Card,” NPIC, issued by the Department of Homeland Security? The governing words are “standard” and “verifiable.” The NPIC would be standardized in format. At a minimum it would contain a unique identification number, the picture of the bearer, standard identifying information and the holders current “Citizenship Status.”



With one Federal Agency charged with the issuing of the National Picture ID Card and the current state of information and data transmission technology, verifying the NPIC upon presentation should not be a burden. Once the card is presented, the person using it for identification enters the unique identification number into the system and gets verification in the form of, what should be, a duplicate of the card they have in their hand. By comparing the two the appropriate identification determinations can be made.



Once the cards are issued, how they are used is dependent upon the identification problem being addressed. In the case of security that could be a verification of the fact that the person presenting the NPIC is who they say they are. In the case of underage drinking it might be identification verification plus age, and in the case of illegal immigration as a means of separating legal immigrants from illegal.



How many fewer illegal immigrants would there be if there was a national requirement that such a card be shown by EVERY job applicant and verified by EVERY employer with stiff criminal penalties for non compliance. If employment is the major reason for illegal immigration it would do no good to cross the border illegally because they would not have an NPIC to present for a job and even if they forged one it would not withstand the verification process.



Oh the Ole Seagull is not naïve and knows full well that there would be problems but he also believes that none of them would be insurmountable if there was a national consensus to solve them. The money it would cost for such a system would be pale in comparison to the money that would be saved if such a system helped prevent just one “9-11,” control the flow of illegal immigration across our boarders, or reduce fraudulent government claims, etc.


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Silver Dollar City’s Bluegrass Music and BBQ Festival

The 2006 edition of Silver Dollar City’s Bluegrass Music Festival and BBQ Festival will be held at the theme park in Branson on May 13 through June 4. Packed with music and great food the festival combines two of America’s greatest traditions Bluegrass and BBQ into one great unique event.



Dan Hayes, Executive Director of the International Bluegrass Music Association said, “Silver Dollar City reaches hundreds of thousands of fans each year and make it one of the most significant and vital presenters of live bluegrass music anywhere in the world.” The expanded festival features a who’s who of American Bluegrass, with 50 bands and more than 1,000 performances from award-winning artists to rising stars, at a time when bluegrass music is exploding in popularity.



The list of performers includes the ambassador of Bluegrass Music and eleven-time Grammy Award Winner, Ricky Skaggs and Cherryholmes the 2005 IBMA Entertainer of the Year. Over the 23 days of the festival there will be over 500 shows. For a daily schedule of performances click here and for a complete list of the performers click here. In addition, on May 27-28 young bluegrass artists from around the country will compete for honors and cash prizes during the annual Youth in Bluegrass Band Contest.



And let’s not forget the other featured part of the event, the BBQ. It will be the biggest Silver Dollar City BBQ event to date featuring the mouthwatering tastes of sweet and tangy All-American BBQ at “The House of BBQ. And what a house it promises to be.



For 2006, The House of BBQ has been moved to the largest presentation hall on the park, The Red Gold Heritage Hall. Barbecue choices feature smoky Texas-style, sweet Kansas City favorites, Memphis dry rubs and Carolina vinegar-based sauces. Tasting begins on the Square with demonstration of pit-style cooking and hundreds of barbecue sauces from around the country to sample.



Nationally recognized barbecue experts and authors Karen Adler and Judith Fertig, co-authors of 9 cookbooks as the BBQ Queens,share grilling tips and recipes on Saturday, May 13. “Everyone likes to put their own signature in their barbecue and we like to introduce people to new flavors, such as smoking meats using ground pecan shells, corncobs or fruitwoods such as apple or pear,” Adler said. “At Silver Dollar City, we’re saluting two traditions with deep America roots – bluegrass and barbecue.” And that pretty well sums it up, just about all the bluegrass and barbeque a person could hope for all in one place.

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FirstPLACE for the most exciting thing to happen in Branson last year goes to…?

What’s the most exciting thing that’s happened in the Branson area over the last year? The Titanic Museum, the Great Exposition at Silver Dollar City, the highway 65 improvements to the south, Branson Landing, Branson Hills, voters approval of a marketing tax, etc.? All worthy candidates but, to an Ole Seagull, the most exciting thing that happened isn’t any of those. It isn’t even something that can be measured using the normal gauges of success that the Branson area loves to use, tax revenues, rate of first time visitors, theatre seats filled, occupancy rates, etc.



It is the completion and overwhelming success of the first school year of the FirstPLACE program. FirstPlace is a common sense program that uses a combination of our areas schools, the community, and family to fill the minds of our children with, and reinforce, positive character traits that can forever change their lives.



Each month of the school year the schools emphasized and intentionally taught one character trait. That trait was reinforced during the month not only at school but throughout the community as “partners,” and, hopefully families reinforced that trait by committing to demonstrate one visible action each month that tied into the trait.



The character traits covered each month were as follows: September – Respect – treating others with courtesy and honor; October – Responsibility – taking ownership of what you say and do; November – Citizenship – being loyal to your country; December – Compassion/Kindness – caring for others; January – Commitment – being true to your word; February – Honesty – being truthful in what you say and do; March – Cooperation – working together toward a common goal; April – Perseverance – demonstrating persistent determination; May – Self-discipline – training and control of yourself.



Some might say, “But Seagull, what’s exciting about that?” Quite simply, that it happened! What does that say about a community that has the honesty to acknowledge the importance of character education in preparing its children for their future citizenship and accepts the responsibility to meet that need? Its one thing to recognize a need, but our community had the respect, compassion, and kindness for its children to make the commitment to unite together in a spirit of cooperation to fulfill that responsibility.



Our actions say that we are a community that cares and has the wisdom, self-discipline, and perseverance to meet the needs of our children even as it faces the economic, environmental, quality of life, and other challenges of today’s ever changing and competitive reality. We are a community that is blessed with a myriad of people and organizations that recognize and respond to its various needs.



The College of the Ozarks, an institution where character is a foundational part of the educational process, recognized the need and accepted the responsibility for taking a leadership roll. The result was the FirstPLACE program, a partnership among The Keeter Center for Character Education at College of the Ozarks, Characterplus, and the public schools in Taney County to foster a community where character is highly valued and intentionally taught.”



It would be easy to say, “And the rest is history” but that really wouldn’t be accurate. The rest was a lesson in self discipline as people and organizations made and implemented the decisions necessary for them to fulfill their FirstPLACE commitments and responsibilities. The cooperation of all the elements required for the success of the program, businesses, parents, grandparents, the special efforts of our area’s teachers and educators, and the community perseverance so necessary to make the character traits being taught something our children can use for the rest of their lives was, to an Ole Seagull, exciting to behold.



A person can be no more than what is in their mind. A great book says, “Whatever is true, honorable, right, pure, lovely, of good repute, of excellence, or worthy of praise, let your mind dwell on these things.” How much more exciting can it get than to have the minds of our children filled with “these things,” not much, not much at all.



This column is humbly and respectfully dedicated to Sue Head and Sharon Friesz, from the The Keeter Center for Character Education at College of the Ozarks, the FirstPLACE “angels” of self discipline, respect, responsibility, citizenship, commitment, honesty, and perseverance but most of all, compassion and kindness.

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Does Branson’s “blight” increase the chance of eminent domain being used to take your property?

Prior to the passage of the new eminent domain legislation by the Missouri Legislature recently, could the City of Branson take your home or business through the use of eminent domain, and give to another private individual or entity because it would generate more revenue and jobs for the city than it receives from your property? The answer was “Yes.”



After the passage of the new eminent domain legislation by the Missouri Legislature recently, can the City of Branson take your home or business through the use of eminent domain, and give to another private individual or entity because it will generate more revenue and jobs for the city than it receives from your property? The answer is “Yes.”



Recent media coverage of the new eminent domain laws passed by the Missouri legislature on May 5 trumpets the comforting thought that the homes and businesses of Missourians cannot be condemned using eminent domain for economic development. The changes were in response to a recent U.S. Supreme Court case.



In that case, long term residents had their homes taken by their city through the use of eminent domain and given to private developers for economic development because the new development would generate more revenue and jobs for the city than the taxes on the homes did. The Supreme Court said the use of eminent domain for that purpose was permitted by the U.S. Constitution but that it was up to the individual states as to how, if at all, that permitted use was implemented. The state of Connecticut, where the property in question was located, had a state law that permitted the taking of private property for economic development so the court ruled in favor of the city and the residents lost their homes.



In an effort to insure that the same thing could not happen in Missouri, various actions were instituted at the state level with the net result of that action being the passage of the recent legislation. The legislative mandate states, “No condemning authority shall acquire private property through the process of eminent domain for solely economic development purposes” and, at first blush, all seems well.



But wait, “Not so quick kemo sabe,” why is the word “solely” used if the legislative intent is to truly prevent government entities from taking the property of residents and business owners through the use of eminent domain for economic development purposes? In that context, why not use a more restrictive word such as “primarily” rather than “solely?”



The difference is dramatic. Using “solely” as the criteria if there is any other purpose involved, the use of eminent domain for the purposes of economic development would be legal regardless of the degree of the other use. On the other hand if a more restrictive word such as “primarily” had been used and the evidence showed that the primary purpose of the eminent domain was for economic development its use would not be authorized.



Why didn’t the legislature use a more restrictive term? Could it be because they wanted to permit the most flexibility for land to be taken by cities using the power of eminent domain for economic development while appearing to restrict its use? Unfortunately, the bad news gets even worse.



The legislation specifically defines the term “economic development” as the “use of a specific piece of property or properties which would provide an increase in the tax base, tax revenues, employment, and general economic health.” If only it stopped there but it does not; it goes on to exclude from the definition, among other things, “the elimination of blighted, substandard, or unsanitary conditions.”



Interestingly enough, the new legislation does not contain a definition of “blighted.” Instead, in a move reminiscent of the old bean under the shell trick, the legislation states that the blight determination in eminent domain cases will be determined “with regard to whether the property meets the relevant statutory definition of blight.”



The City of Branson has already proven itself to be the master of “statutory blight” which, according to recent ads recently published in local newspapers by the Mayor and Branson Board of Aldermen, consists of, among other things, “criteria which do not necessarily meet or follow the standard dictionary definition of blight.” In terms of the City of Branson using its eminent domain authority to take private property for economic development purposes, what is the net result of combining the City of Branson’s, seemingly, insatiable need for more revenues to pay for more and more government by giving taxpayer funds to developers to compete against their existing businesses and their propensity to use statutory blight? Repeat after me, “Our Father who art in heaven….”

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The truth is that “Branson” is an expectation not a city or a TIF

During the week of Apr. 10, a full page ad appeared in local news papers entitled “The Truth About Branson’s TIF Projects.” It is a message “from “the Branson City Council about the city’s use of Tax Increment Financing” (TIFs) and states that it was “Paid for by the Mayor and Branson Board of Aldermen.” In an Ole Seagull’s opinion, if what they paid for the ad was based on the major truths contained in it they should have received a 50 percent discount!

Among the inaccuracies and half truths in the ad, a couple of things that almost everyone can relate to, illustrate just how little respect for the intelligence of the ad’s readers that those paying for the ad have. They also provide a perspective into their idea of “truth” and provide an excellent example of the fact that a conclusion is only as valid as the basis upon which it is based.

Among other things, the ad states “Our 7 million visitors arriving each year fuel our economy and none of those tourists choose to vacation in Branson because we have an outstanding school district.” The Ole Seagull doesn’t know if the number is zero or not; but, he’d be willing to bet that the number of those same seven million visitors who came to Branson, because a portion of it was located within the city limits of the City of Branson, TIF Districts, or Branson Landing, is the about the same as the number who came because of its outstanding school district.

Using the obvious truth of that sentence of the ad and the thought “we have an outstanding school district,” the ad transitions into a conclusion that is simply not true. The next sentence reads, “But we do have an outstanding school district because people choose Branson as their vacation destination.”

What a baseless, inane, and inaccurate statement. The truth as to the reason why Branson has an outstanding school district is very simple and is known by most people living within the Branson area except, evidently, those paying for the ad.

It is because the Branson School District is blessed with outstanding teachers and programs coupled with professional administrators, a board of education, and patrons dedicated to working together to provide the districts children with an outstanding educational experience. An obvious truth is that if none of the seven million visitors to Branson came because of the outstanding school district they probably didn’t come to teach, administer, or otherwise help educate the children of the district either.

Some might ask, “But don’t the tourists pay for it all?” Not hardly. In general tourists pay retail sales tax not personal property and real estate tax, the primary funding mechanism for the school district. In truth it is the businesses and patrons of the school district who pay the lion’s share of educating our children not our visitors.

The ad further states, “New residential and commercial construction outside the TIF Districts (either completed, underway, or already permitted) and directly caused by the districts will add over $6.5 million annually of new revenue to the school district.” Now there’s a conclusion but where is the basis? Could it be that a large part of that construction was directly caused by the millions of visitors who were already coming to Branson rather than TIF Districts? Indeed, how far along would the very TIF districts referred to have gotten but for those millions of visitors coming to Branson?

Now here’s an Ole Seagull truth, “The ‘Branson’ that seven million visitors came to visit in 2005 is the expectation of an enjoyable experience, not the City of Branson.” It is an expectation that has been created, met, and exceeded by Branson’s pioneers and entrepreneurs through their value systems, efforts, risk taking, personal investment, and involvement in Branson’s entertainment industry for over half a century. It is the bedrock foundation which drew the seven million visitors to “Branson” in 2005.

The basis for this “truth” is contained in the answers to three simple questions. Is Branson’s biggest attraction, Silver Dollar City, located within the City of Branson? Out of the 7 million visitors who came to Branson in 2005, how many cared whether or not the portion of Branson they wanted to experience was located within the city limits of the City of Branson, its TIF Districts, or Branson Landing? How many came simply to be entertained and experience “Branson?”

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Showboat Branson Belle: Authentic Paddlewheeler, Elegant Dining and Live Talking Dogs

Where can you find the nation’s largest ship cruising a landlocked lake, with elegant dining and a spectacular show inside a 700-seat atrium-style dining theater – along with live talking dogs? In Branson, Missouri, the magnificent Showboat Branson Belle takes guests on two-hour lunch and dinner cruises on beautiful Table Rock Lake, March through December.



The three-story Showboat is Branson’s grandest lake experience, with 2006 décor enhancements including antique mirrors, trim and special Victorian seating. From exploring the huge paddlewheeler’s four decks to dining on a three-course meal, the experience of being aboard a massive ship is as unique as the entertainment, which features nationally-acclaimed comedian Todd Oliver and his trio of talking dogs.



“Guests rank the Showboat as one of the most entertaining experiences in Branson,” said Showboat Branson Belle General Manager Jim Moeskau. “The quality of the production with a cast of talented performers, adagio dancers and comedians, coupled with movable staging, impressive costuming and lighting, makes it far different from ship excursions in other destinations that feature bands or single acts – this is an all-out, full production show.”



The show Showstoppers! presents showstopping hits in the ship’s dining theater. The cast of singers and dancers performs music from Broadway to the big screen, from “Phantom of the Opera” to “Old Time Rock ‘N’ Roll.”Featured comedian and ventriloquist Todd Oliver, named Branson’s best variety act three years in a row, performs with his famous wise-cracking talking dog Irving, who has been showcased with Oliver on national television shows and specials including The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Sharing the stage with Irving are canine co-stars Lucy, the first female talking dog, and a


talking basset named Elvis. Lunch and Sunday cruises present comedic magician Christopher Greenamyer.



All meals aboard the Showboat are freshly prepared onboard in the ship’s galley. The dinner menu includes a main course of Admiral’s Choice Braised Beef in demi-glace sauce and Chicken Kiev, with a dessert of lemon berry torte.



For special occasions or small groups, the Showboat Branson Belle presents a premium dining experience in the Paddle Wheel Club Room, perched just above the turning paddlewheels, where guests who select this option dine more privately with views of the lake and shoreline. Paddle Wheel guests may select from an array of entrées including a Captain’s special-cut rib-eye steak, pan-seared salmon, Caribbean stuffed chicken, and a choice of desserts. After the meal, diners are escorted to viewing boxes in the main theater area for the show.



The Captain’s Row, the first row of the balcony, is a new option for guests who prefer to choose from the menu options of the Paddle Wheel Club Room but want to remain in the dining theater. “Responding to the trend of more families taking cruises, new menu choices for kids in the Paddle Wheel Club Room and Captain’s Row are available this year,” Moeskau said.



The Showboat Branson Belle, Silver Dollar City and White Water, all Silver Dollar City Attractions, were the first properties in Missouri to achieve the prestigious honor of being designated as Certified Audubon Cooperative Sanctuaries by Audubon International, for preserving wildlife habitats and conserving natural resources.



Cruises sail through New Year’s Eve. All cruises run approximately two hours and 15 minutes, and begin at noon, 4:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m. Popular Sunday cruises are offered throughout the year at noon and 4:00 p.m. The Showboat is located one-half mile south of Table Rock Dam on Mo. 165. For ticket information, schedules, complete menus and reservations, call 1-800-775-BOAT. Information and ticketing are also available at www.silverdollarcity.com.

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It’s magic – NASCAR’s Jeff Gordon and Darren Romeo, Branson’s “Voice of Magic”

Jeff Gordon and Darren Romeo make magic.

At first blush it would seem that those interests are different. Jeff Gordon’s is to continue to drive it to many more NASCAR victories and Darren Romeo’s is to make it appear and disappear as part of a new illusion in his magic act. Their common interest however is using the car as a tool to provide excitement and entertainment for their fans.

In terms of the common interests and values that both Branson visitors and NASCAR fans have in common why not come up with an illusion that will entertain and promote both? In an age where it has become common place to see planes, helicopters, and animals vanish during a magic act this collaboration between Gordon and Romeo offers an illusion that combines the wonders of magic, with Darren’s great voice and audience appeal and the excitement and spectacle of NASCAR into a new exciting multi media illusion designed to do just that.

The high light of the new illusion entitled, “Two Men Living Their Dream,” is the appearance and disappearance of a full size replica of Gordon’s “fire and flames” No. 24 Dupont Chevrolet NASCAR race car during each performance. Yet that’s not all the illusion is. The choreography of that highlight with Romeo’s considerable talents in performing the illusion and a taped appearance by Jeff Gordon adds an inspirational element that is special. As one of the posters on the 1Branson.com said, “The car 24 illusion is great totally mind boggling.”

“Siegfried & Roy present Darren Romeo, The Voice of Magic” is appearing at the Welk Resort Theatre March 10 – Labor Day. For online information and ticket purchase click here or for further information or tickets call 800-590-0155 or 417-337-7469.

Originally Published In the Branson Courier on Apr. 24, 2006.

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Crystal Gayle & Lee Greenwood Added to Welk Resort Theatre for 2006

Welk-Sullivan Productions is adding even more “Star Power” to the 2006 lineup at the Welk Resort Theatre with 15 performances by Crystal Gayle and Lee Greenwood in October, November and December. Known for her signature song, “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,” and floor length hair, Crystal Gayle will perform with Lee Greenwood, singer and songwriter of the patriotic anthem, “God Bless The USA.”

The Gayle-Greenwood schedule at Branson’s Welk Theatre covers five weekends: October 21 & 22; November 4 & 5, 11 & 12, 18 & 19; and December 2 & 3. Performance times will be at 2 & 8 p.m. on Saturdays and at 8 p.m. on Sundays. For online information and ticket purchase click here or for further information or tickets call 800-590-0155 or 417-337-7469.

Crystal Gayle

One of the most popular and widely recognized female country singers, Crystal Gayle has charted 18 #1 hits and 27 Top-Five singles including “Don’t’ It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,” “Talking In Your Sleep,” “Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For,” “I’ll Get Over You,” and “Cry.” The sister of Loretta Lynn, Gayle has earned Top Female honors with the Academy of Country Music (ACM) Awards (4); American Music Awards (3); Country Music Association (CMA) Awards (2); and a Grammy Award. Her album, “We Must Believe In Magic,” became the first album by a country female artist to achieve Platinum status.

Her first #1 duet, “You and I,” was recorded with Eddie Rabbitt and became her second Top-Ten pop hit. Another duet with Gary Morris, “Makin’ Up For Lost Time (The Dallas Lovers’ Song)” from the TV series Dallas, also reached #1 on the Country Music Charts.

Lee Greenwood

Discovered by Mel Tillis’ road manager, Larry McFaden. Lee Greenwood has seven #1 hits and 23 Top-Ten records including “Dixie Road,” “Ring On Her Finger, Time On Her Hands,” “Hearts Aren’t Made To Break (They’re Made To Love),” “Going, Going, Gone,” and “God Bless The USA.”

In addition to his solo hits, Greenwood had a number of hit duets with Barbara Mandrell, including the number three hit “To Me.” Greenwood has received Top Male Honors with a Grammy Award, CMA Award and Academy of Country Music Award. He received a Congressional Medal of Honor Society Patriot Award and a Points of Light Foundation Award for his patriotic work during the 1991 Gulf War.

Welk Resort and Welk Resort Theatre

The Welk Resort Theatre is located three miles south of Highway 76 at 1984 State Highway 165. The 2,245-seat theatre near Table Rock Lake was home to The Lawrence Welk Show from 1994 through 2004. The destination resort complex includes a 160-room hotel, the Stage Door Restaurant & Lounge, a gift shop, miniature golf course, swimming pool, game room and other family-friendly amenities.

Welk Sullivan Productions presents at The Welk Resort Theatre in 2006:

· March 10 – Labor Day: Siegfried & Roy present Darren Romeo, The Voice of Magic

· April 10 – mid-Dec: The Lowe Family

· April 18 – May 26: Pam Tillis

· September 5 – 9: Welk Stars Reunion featuring Ralna English and Guy Hovis, Ava Barber, Jo Ann Castle, Ken Delo, Arthur Duncan, Jack Imel, Mary Lou Metzger and Tim Padilla.

· September 12 – October 20: Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers and Pam Tillis Together Again!

· October 21 – December 3: Crystal Gayle & Lee Greenwood

· October 31 – December 8: Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers and The Lennon Sisters Celebrating Christmas 2006!

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Is “Branson Legal” the same as moral or ethical?


In terms of comparative history, the week of Apr. 10 2006, will probably do as much for the integrity of Branson’s unelected and elected leadership as the deceitful attack on Pearl Harbor did for the chances of the Japanese winning World War II. A lie can be either by commission or omission. Deceitful acts can be overt or covert and both lies and deceitful acts can be either legal or illegal.



In true “New Branson” style both the City of Branson’s elected leadership, the mayor and board of aldermen, and the head of its unelected leadership, City Administrator Terry Dody, seem to glory in their perception that they have met the strict legal definition of “blight” and the other legal requirements for the Branson Hills TIF. Slavery was once the law of the land and legal. Did that make it either ethical or moral? There are legal loop holes in laws that people find, exploit and abuse every day but that doesn’t make it moral or ethical, just legal.



The comments of Dody at the Apr. 10 meeting of the board of aldermen and the publication of an ad in local newspapers “Paid for by the Mayor and Branson Board of Aldermen” later that same week appear to be a continuation of a Branson Hills Development TIF strategy consisting of a mixture of truth spun in with a little deceit, the use of smoke and mirrors as needed, and apparent legality. The legality of the Branson Hills TIF might eventually be decided by a judge but the morality, ethics, and common sense involved with the City of Branson’s handling of the TIF, as applies to the entire Branson area, not just the City of Branson, is within the ability of each person living within the area to determine.



As an example, at the Apr. 10 meeting the Ole Seagull read a portion of a letter written by Branson’s primary unelected leader, City Administrator Terry Dody. It was part of a presentation to the board about, what he believes, was deceitfulness in the process that the City of Branson is using to take millions of dollars in tax revenues that the voters approved in Nov. of 2005 to market Branson and, instead, use it to expand the Branson Hills TIF.



The Ole Seagull made a simple request of the board regarding the marketing tax that the voters had approved. He asked the board to “take whatever action was necessary to insure that the proceeds of the Tourism Enhancement District retail tax that the voters approved in Nov. of 2005, AFTER both the Branson Hills and Branson Landing TIF Plans had been approved, goes 100 percent toward the marketing of Branson and not to pay off TIFs in Branson Landing and Branson Hills.”



The tapes of the meeting indicate that as the board and mayor sat mute Dody sprang into action. He said, among other things, “What Mr. Groman is referring to is that after the TIF law was put onto the agenda or onto the ballot before it was passed at the same time concurrently happening with that was a relocation of the foot print for the Wal-Mart Store.” Dody appears to use a combination of smoke and mirrors, truth, and deceit to arrive at a statement of fact that simply is not true. How could the Ole Seagull, or anyone else for that matter, refer to a TIF law that was never put on the ballot?



A few seconds later Dody says, “It just so happened that the TIF vote was put on the ballot at the same time that Wal-Mart was redesigning its foot print up there.” Even after this second reference to a TIF vote that never happened did even one member of the Branson Board of Aldermen question this obvious departure from truth and reality? No, not one!



Dody goes on to stress that “There was nothing done under the table there was nothing done deceitful” that “everything was done out in the open” and “fully disclosed.” A few seconds later Dody again states that “nothing was done under the table, nothing was misstated except your comments…” Oh really, it’s pretty simple, prior to the Nov. 2005 election by the voters to approve tax increases, to be used to market Branson and build a new Taney County judicial facility, the City of Branson was either actively negotiating to divert millions of those dollars to other uses or it wasn’t.



Those other uses either included the expansion of the Branson Hills TIF project or they did not. Most important of all, in terms of integrity or deceit, those discussions were either discussed “out in the open” or “fully disclosed” or they were not. That happened at what public meeting prior to the Nov. 2005 vote to increase taxes to pay for the marketing of Branson and build a new Taney County judicial facility?



Dody’s use of the words “under the table,” twice during his spontaneous response, was an interesting choice of words that was his and his alone. Branon’s prayer should be that this isn’t the Freudian slip of the century.

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Back Up for April 23, 2006 editorial “Is Branson legal the same as moral or ethical?”


Comments of Gary J. Groman, a.k.a. The Ole Seagull made during the Public Comment portion of the Apr. 10, 2006 meeting of the Branson Board of Aldermen



The following is the first paragraph from a letter that your City Administrator, Terry Dody, sent to Mr. Edd Akers, President, of the Branson Lakes Area Tourism Enhancement District on January 30, 2006.



“Dear Edd,



Before (I repeat) BEFORE, the enhancement tax was voted on, the Wal-Mart Corporation requested changes in the Branson Hills project site plan. The ability of the developer to make those extensive and expensive changes and keep Wal-Mart as a Branson Hills tenant was based on the potential revenues from the proposed enhancement tax- if it passed. Had the tourism tax not succeeded, it is extremely unlikely that the developer could have modified the original development plan to meet Wal-Marts’s requirements.”



This strongly indicates to me that at the very time voters were being led to believe that if they voted for the retail marketing tax it would be used strictly for marketing, that the City of Branson was planning on diverting millions of that tax to pay off TIF indebtedness in Branson Landing and Branson Hills. Even worse, it appears that the city was actually negotiating with Wal-Mart and the developers to specifically use the proceeds of that tax to do something that they would not have been able to do without voter approval of the tax for another purpose.



A lie can be either by commission or omission and deceitful acts can be either overt or covert. I wouldn’t expect much different from developers, big box stores of the Gal-Mart type or the person who wrote that letter but I would expect different from you. My prayer is that none of you were involved in the perpetration of this apparent deceit upon the voters. My further prayer is that you will take whatever action is necessary to insure that the proceeds of the Tourism Enhancement District retail tax that the voters approved in Nov. of 2005, AFTER both the Branson Hills and Branson Landing TIF Plans had been approved, goes 100 percent toward the marketing of Branson and not to pay off TIFs in Branson Landing and Branson Hills.



Thank you.”



Reply of Branson City Administrator Terry Dody to Comments of the Gary J. Groman, a.k.a. The Ole Seagull, made during the Public Comment portion of the Apr. 10, 2006 meeting of the Branson Board of Aldermen



First of all what Mr. Groman has said is a miss, a gross misstatement of the facts. The Tourism Tax first of allthe Tourism Enhancement Tax we were asked numerous times whether or not it would be captured by the TIF and we always said and in a public meeting said that it would be captured by the TIF and was not exempt under the TIF law. What Mr. Groman is referring to is that after the TIF law was put onto the agenda or onto the ballot before it was passed at the same time concurrently happening with that was a relocation of the foot print for the Wal-Mart Store.



The developer came back to the city came back to the council and advised the council that with the change being mandated by Wal-Mart without some additional resources it would not be possible to buy the additional land that would be required and to site prep it. So the plan went forward with the understanding that if the TIF passed that those dollars which would be have to be legally captured by the TIF District would be necessary to help finance the new footprint for the Wal-Mart and the Sam’s Club that was being demanded by Wal-Mart.



There was nothing done under the table there was nothing done deceitful Mr. Groman everything was done out in the open and it fits very logically together if in fact you would in fact ask the questions and get answers before giving your misguided and improper opinion. So everything was done fully above board fully and fully disclosed and the reason that these things happened was because they were concurrently happening as the foot print was being changed by Wal-Mart.



It just so happened that the TIF vote was put on the ballot at the same time that Wal-Mart was redesigning its foot print up there. Had that not happened and had that vote not passed then according to Wal-Mart and according to the developer they would not be able to do the TIF plan or the expansion of it and the new foot print for the new Wal-Mart Store. Now how factual that is at the end of the day can it be rearranged we don’t know yet that’s what has been worked on for a long time and is continuing to be worked onbut again Mr. Groman, nothing was done under the table nothing was misstated except your comments and this project goes on in the same manner as it has always been disclosed and told that it would be.



Thank you Mr. Mayor.



Note: Transcribed from tapes of meeting purchased from the City of Branson by Gary J. Groman.


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Branson, Missouri Busts Gas Price Woes

Visitors to Branson, Missouri will be rewarded with a free Gas Buster discount card, accepted at dozens of live shows, attractions, lodging properties, retail shops and restaurants, worth a total of $50 off regular prices. In addition, they will be eligible to win $100 gas voucher cards and a grand prize trip to Branson.



The Branson/Lakes Area Chamber of Commerce & CVB will give a Gas Buster discount card to anyone who presents a valid drivers’ license and a minimum of $40 in gas receipts incurred within 48 hours of their arrival at one of the Chamber’s two Welcome Centers. Gas Buster card holders will be automatically entered to win one of 22 weekly drawings for a $100 gas card and the grand prize 4 day/3 night vacation for four to Branson, which will be awarded on September 30, 2006. “The Gas Buster promotion is our way of welcoming summer-time visitors by offsetting some of their costs to get here,” according to Ross Summers, president and CEO of the Branson Chamber.



According to AAA’s website, on April 18, 2006, the average cost of regular unleaded gasoline in Missouri was $2.67 per gallon compared to the national average of $2.79 per gallon. In the Branson area, the average price is $2.67 per gallon, slightly lower than the Midwest’s average of $2.69 per gallon. “Branson is located within a day’s drive of 1/3 of the country’s population and this makes us very accessible to families looking for world-class entertainment, theme parks, shopping, and outdoor and lake recreation,” Summers said.



Gas Buster discount cards, rules for participation, and the accompanying list of sponsors will only be issued from the two Chamber/CVB Welcome Centers located at the intersections of U.S. Highway 65 and Missouri Highway 248, or at Hwy. 65 and Missouri Highway 160 in Branson. Business hours are 8am to 5pm, Mondays through Saturdays and 10am to 4pm on Sundays. The Gas Buster promotion runs from April 28 through Sept. 29, 2006. For more information call 800-214-3661 or click here.

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Perseverance, the two edged sword

Perseverance is demonstrating persistent determination. At its simplest, perseverance is finishing what is started. It is the characteristic that separates life’s winners from its losers even as it makes winners out of those who appeared to have lost. It is to character what the heart is to the body.



Teddy Roosevelt, Americas 26th President, described perseverance very poignantly and eloquently when he said, “The credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly…Who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who have never known neither victory nor defeat.”


The credit belongs to the person who makes the decision to enter the “arena” for a purpose, does their best to achieve that purpose and preservers to the end. In a long distance race with 20 runners only one will win first place. Does that mean that the other 19 lost? No, it means they didn’t come in first.



Did they put forth their best effort and strive to the end to achieve what they wanted to accomplish during the race or, when things got tough, did they slack off or quit? If, at the end of the race a runner can echo the words of the new testament writer, Paul, “I have fought the good fight, I have finished the course, I have kept the faith;” they, regardless of their final position, have won.



Walter Elliott said, “Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.” In a similar manner, the course of life is not one long race; it is many short races run one at a time. The winners in life are the ones who, regardless of the outcome of each race, on a daily basis, continue to fight the good fight, keep the faith and persevere until life’s course is finished.



However, perseverance is a two edged sword. A sword that can effect lives for either good or bad because, as sure as oxygen is necessary for life; our lives are going to reflect those things and people we persistently determine to think about and associate with.



That being the case, how does one put themselves into a position to have the right thoughts, friends, and associates? To paraphrase the words of new testament writer, Paul, by having the perseverance to think about whatever is true, honorable, right, pure, lovely, of good repute, excellent, and worthy of praise and associating with those who do the same.

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8th Annual Main Street 3 on 3 Hoops

The 8th Annual Main Street Hoops 3-on-3 Basketball will be Saturday, April 29, 2006 in Downtown Branson. Divisions for every skill level and all ages. The fun and games begin at 8 a.m.



Admission is free for spectators, so bring the whole family to cheer on your favorite teams. The action takes place at North Commercial Street and Atlantic Street.



Not only is there a day filled with Basketball fun, but every player gets a free T-shirt. Winners in the children and youth divisions up to age 14 will also receive trophies.



Street basketball rules for 3-on-3 apply to this tournament. There are divisions for youth and children starting at age 7. A range of adult team divisions will give the “Top Guns” and even the Couch Potatoes a day of fun and tough competition. Corporate teams are also encouraged to enter.



The team entry fee is $40. Teams of three to four players may enter.


The deadline to enter is April 21st.



Don’t miss out on the action call today!



Team applications are available at www.downtownbranson.org,

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Doesn’t Branson’s Tourism Community Enhancement District Board hide its TIF concerns well?

The Apr. 5-6 edition of this paper contained an article entitled, “County, city remain at odds over new Branson Hills TIF.” The article reported that among others, Ed Akers, the president of the Branson/Lakes Area Tourism Community Enhancement District (TCED) met with the Taney County Commission on Tuesday morning Apr.4 to discuss the county’s actions regarding the TIF (Tax Increment Financing) at the Branson Hills Redevelopment Project.



Akers said, “We are very concerned about the loss of the tax revenue for us to promote the area for tourism” and “Our board voted to advise the public about the consequences of losing these tax dollars.” Oh really, if the board is truly concerned about the loss of its tax revenues at the Branson Hills Redevelopment Project it has sure managed to hide it well up to this point.



The TCED has been in existence since before the first discussion of the Branson Landing TIF and years before any public discussion on the Branson Hills TIF. The Ole Seagull has been the Taney County representative on the TIF Commission for both of these TIFs. In all of that time, not once, has a representative of the TCED appeared in front of the Commission or has the TCED submitted any other documentation regarding any concerns it may have had, or requesting any abatement of the TIF, as to its tax revenues.



Is there just the possibility that both the city and developers, wanting millions of tax payer dollars to subsidize their projects, would have agreed to some accommodation with the TCED had it been requested? Why wouldn’t they when no tax had been authorized by the voters yet and the proceeds of such a tax, even if enacted, were not part of the specific financials used in the original TIF process?



For example, revenues from the TCED retail sales tax were not part of the original TIF Plan for the Branson Hills Project dated May 25, 2004. Then suddenly, in Dec. of 2005, the TIF Plan was amended to, among other things; add the TCED retail sales tax as a revenue source to pay off the TIF.



Interestingly, at the same time the TCED’s retail tax revenue was added to the plan, it appears that the reimbursable expenses that the developer received went up over $2 million. Where was the concern of the TCED board then, when timely action on their part might have saved them, at a minimum, hundreds of thousands in tax revenues and possibly millions?



“Seagull, is there a chance that that the city was negotiating with the developer and a big box store to TIF the TCED Retail Sales Tax prior to the election even as the voters were being told that the entire proceeds would go to marketing?” The chances of that happening are about as great as a city government that cares about public input from its citizens, scheduling a TIF public hearing for 6:00 p.m. on Good Friday evening of Easter weekend. “But Seagull, hasn’t the city scheduled a TIF hearing for 6:00 p.m. on Apr. 14, Good Friday evening.” Come to think of it that’s exactly what they’ve done.



After the voters passed the tourism tax in Nov. of 2005, and it became apparent that the City of Branson intended to take 50 percent of the TCED tourism tax the voters had just approved, the board among other things, voted to send a letter to the City of Branson asking the city not to collect the TIF in Branson Hills. When Akers and the board were asked to also include Branson Landing in the same letter the request was ignored.



It’s hard for an Ole Seagull to reconcile Akers stated concern “about the loss of the tax revenue for us to promote the area for tourism” with his action ignoring the potential loss of tax revenues at Branson Landing. Again, just how much in tax revenue is the district losing by not getting its full tax from Branson Landing?



It seems as if the TCED Board has the cart before horse. Shouldn’t it be addressing its concerns about losing tax revenue to the City of Branson, the entity that is actually taking the revenue from them, not the Taney County Commission to whom the City of Branson is doing the same thing?



To an Ole Seagull, the reality of the current situation is that, as a direct consequence of the TCED Board’s consistent pattern of failing to take timely, appropriate and effective action, millions of dollars in tax revenues, that the voters entrusted to them to use for the marketing of Branson, will, instead, be used by the City of Branson to pay off TIF obligations for Branson Landing and Branson Hills. What a pathetic travesty!

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14 th Annual Branson Fest April 4-8

The booming vacation destination of Branson, Missouri kicks off its spring season of family entertainment with the 14th annual BransonFest, April 4-8, 2006 at the Welk Resort Theatre Complex.BransonFest, the area’s premier festival for food, fun and entertainment, has been named a Top 100 North American Event for the third straight year by the American Bus Association.


This year, the festival features live performances by more than 500 world-class entertainers, authentic Branson cuisine, demonstrations by local artists and craftsmen, and a business and hospitality expo. New features include an on-site display of Jeff Gordon’s #24 NASCAR Chevrolet and hot air balloon rides.


Daily concerts, held inside the Welk Resort Theatre, feature some of the biggest names in live entertainment and numbers by many of Branson’s hottest production shows. Guests will have the opportunity to see Pam Tillis, the Lennon Sisters, Dino Kartsonakis, Jim Stafford, Les Brown, Jr., Siegfried & Roy present Darren Romeo, the Acrobats of China featuring the New Shanghai Circus, Spirit of the Dance, Broadway!, Tony Roi’s Elvis Experience, the Haygoods, impressionist Bob Anderson, Ray Price and the Liverpool Legends among others. Click here for full line-up.


Each 3-hour performance showcases 10 different Branson shows. Five daily concerts are scheduled to begin at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, April 4; and at 2 p.m. on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and


Saturday, April 5-8. Tickets are $29.50 per person, or $130 per person for all five shows. Call (417) 337-7469 or (800) 734-5515 for tickets and information.


Non-stop live entertainment in the Real American Entertainment Pavilion on the Welk Resort grounds includes non-stop performances by groups such as Viva La Divas, Hearts & Harmony, Jim Owen, 14 Karat Country, Janice Copeland, John Wain, Perry Edenburg, Jessica James, Wally Barbee, Cindy Barr, Terri Williams and many others. Costumed characters will also be roaming the grounds daily, entertaining guests with impromptu performances.In addition to the entertainment pavilion, Freedom Flights, Inc., a group dedicated to increasing the awareness of POW and MIA issues, will be offering hot air balloon rides on the festival grounds.


Fans will have the opportunity to meet, pose for photos with, and get autographs of Branson celebrities at the Business and Hospitality Expo, which will house approximately 50 booths representing new and existing businesses of interest to visitors and area residents. Theaters, attractions, golf resorts, and more will be represented. Visitors can pick up show schedules and register for daily give-aways inside the Expo tent.


Inside the Taste of Branson Pavilion, guests can sample some of the most popular dishes from Branson’s finest eating establishments. This tent also features special presentations highlighting food and entertainment.In 2004, television personality Al Roker and his production crew filmed a special for The Food Network from BransonFest which has aired multiple times since its premiere.


The Arts, Culture and Heritage Pavilion gives visitors the opportunity to view and purchase the work of nationally-recognized Branson artists, sculptors, jewelry makers, wood carvers and potters. A different artist, author or craftsman will be on hand each day showcasing their work.


NASCAR fans can see Jeff Gordon’s 2005 DuPont “Fire and Flames” Chevrolet Monte Carlo and take home a souvenir photo of themselves with the car.The car will be on display from 11 a.m. – 5 p.m. on Friday, April 7, and from 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. on Saturday, April 8.


Free outdoor activities are open from noon to 6 p.m. on Tuesday, April 5; and 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Wednesday – Saturday, April 6-8. The Welk Resort Theatre Complex is located on Missouri Highway 165, just south of famous Highway 76 in Branson. The Taney County Ambulance District will be on hand throughout the event.


The Branson/Lakes Area Chamber of Commerce and Convention & Visitors Bureau presents BransonFest 2006. To receive a free visitor information packet, call (800) 214-3661.

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Jim Stafford & Mickey Gilley added to Branson Fest 2006 “Big Shows”


One of the more interesting and unique aspects of Branson Fest is what is called the “big shows.”These shows will be held daily inside the Welk Theatre and provide an opportunity to experience a broad variety of Branson’s entertainment venues. Each “big show,” is completely different and features a variety of different Branson Shows presenting a portion of their new 2006 shows. As the list of performers’ changes we will update it here, in bold, as soon as we get the information.)



Although all the other entertainment events conducted on the Branson Fest grounds are free there is a charge to attend the big shows. For on line ticket information or purchase click here or for further information call 1-800-590-0155.



Branson Fest 2006 “Big Show” Artist Line-Up as of 3/16/06 subject to change)



April 4-8, 2006



Welk Resort Theatre



Tuesday, April 4-7:00 p.m.



Hometown Radio Day


Hosts: Steve & Janet – KRZK Radio with Steve Gatlin


Road to Rock House of Rock Theatre


Roy Rogers Jr. & High Riders Happy Trails Theatre


The Lennon Sisters Welk Resort Theatre


Steve & Rudy Gatlin Welk Resort Theatre


Gold Wing Express Hughes Brothers Theatre


Liverpool Legends Caravelle Theatre


Toni Roi’s Elvis Experience Music City Centre



Wednesday, April 5 – 2:00 p.m.



Host: Jim Owen


Baldknobbers Jamboree Balknobbers Theatre


Red Skelton, A Tribute by Tom Mullica Music City Centre


Hughes Brothers Hughes Brothers Theatre


Jim Owen Country Tonite Theatre


Ray Price Welk Resort Theatre


Legends in Concert Legends Family Theatre


Comedy Jamboree Grand Country Music Hall


Grand Jubilee Grand Country Music Hall



Thursday, April 6 – 2:00 p.m.



Host:


Clay Coopers Country Music Express Caravelle Theatre


The Brett Family Legends Family Theatre


Dino Kartsonakis Tri-Lakes Center


The Haygoods Music City Centre


Red, Hot & Blue Grand Country Music Hall


#1 Hits of the 60’s Branson Showcase Theatre


Les Brown Jr. & His Band of Renown Mickey Gilley Theatre


Branson Follies starring John Davidson Follies Theatre


Mickey Gilley Mickey Gilley Theatre



Friday, April 7 – 2:00 p.m.



Hosts:


Spirit of the Dance & Broadway Branson Variety Theatre


Bob Anderson Club Celebrity-Lodge of the Ozarks


Siegfried & Roy Present Darren Romeo Welk Resort Theatre


The Duttons The Duttons Family Theatre


Neil Goldberg’s Cirque Remington Theatre



Saturday, April 8 – 2:00 p.m.



Hosts:


Jim Stafford Jim Stafford Theatre


Acrobats of China/New Shanghai Circus New Shanghai Theatre


The Branson Brothers Bart Rockett Theatre


Doug Gabriel Jim Stafford Theatre


Celebrate America Mansion America


The Promise Mansion America


Pam Tillis Welk Resort Theatre


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Silver Dollar City’s World-Fest Presents World-Renowned Moscow Circus


New for 2006, Silver Dollar City’s World-Fest presents a once-in-a-lifetime experience, the world-renowned Moscow Circus, with stunning acrobatics showcased in a show custom designed for Silver Dollar City, and the Zunyi Acrobats of China for their first U.S. performance. These shows premiere along with the Grand Opening of the all-new Grand Exposition with 10 new family rides on April 6 at the Branson, Missouri theme park.



The Moscow Circus, with a 200-year tradition, produces the most talented acrobats and aerialists in the world. Supported by Russian Empress Catherine the Great in the late 1700s, the Moscow Circus is the world’s longest running and most prestigious circus organization, and has been a prized part of Russia’s cultural heritage for centuries. “Bringing this tradition of quality and excellence spanning generations of performers to World-Fest gives our guests a rare opportunity to see some of the very best in the world in acrobatics, trapeze, gymnastics and clowning,” said Rex Burdette, Silver Dollar City’s World-Fest coordinator. The Moscow Circus performs throughout the entire festival, April 6 – May 7.



In the tradition of the late 19th Century expositions that brought exotic performers from other lands and technological wonders to towns across the U.S., Silver Dollar City opens its all-new $8 million development for 2006 – the Grand Exposition, with 10 new family rides, the theme park’s biggest expansion ever for kids. The Grand Exposition, opening with World-Fest, nearly doubles the number of rides at the park and increases ride capacity more than 50 percent. From the five-story Magnificent Wave Carousel to the interactive twirling tea cups of the Royal Tea Party, the rides are designed for families to enjoy together in the historically themed setting.



Also new this year, World-Fest presents the Zunyi Acrobats of China performing for the first time in the U.S., musicians from the Czech Republic, a mariachi band from Mexico and a new Irish show with dancers, musicians and storytellers. Some of the returning performers from countries around the world are the colorful German stiltwalkers of Zebra Stiltzentheater, a troupe of Swiss alpenhorn musicians, a steel drum band from Trinidad and pan flute musicians from Ecuador.



Food and craftsmanship take on an international flavor too, as the park offers a pavilion of specialties such as Jamaican jerk chicken and Caribbean snapper, Mexican fajitas, oriental platters, Greek pies and salads, and desserts including Italian tiramisu and a Swiss chocolate fountain. The unique craftsmanship of talented artisans from 32 countries in Africa, Asia and Latin America, including handcrafted baskets, jewelry, textiles, musical instruments and home décor, is featured in a showcase from Ten Thousand Villages, new this year for World-Fest.



Each evening, the show Classic Country Nights is featured in Echo Hollow Amphitheatre, with guest performances during World-Fest by a bluegrass band from the Czech Republic.



World-Fest runs April 6 – May 7, with the park offering Family Spring Break Days on select dates in March and early April. During World-Fest, the park is open Wednesdays through Sundays, 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m., and 9:30 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. on Saturdays (closed Easter Sunday, April 16). For festival information, schedules and tickets, call 1-800-831-4FUN. For season passes, call 1-800-888-PASS. Information is also available at http://www.silverdollarcity/


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What are the odds of casino gambling ever coming to Rockaway Beach?

Rockaway Beach’s initial attempt to bring casino gambling to the Branson area a couple of years ago initially evoked a “Ho hum, they’ll never do it” attitude from a lot of people in the area. That attitude changed dramatically however, as the attempt gained momentum, financial support, credibility, and approval to be on the ballot for a statewide vote on the matter.



Little Rockaway Beach fought a gallant fight for that which they believed in as did their opponents and, at the end of the day, lost the fight. Some might say that it serves no useful purpose, at this point, to rehash why or how they lost because it can not change what happened or the impact on the future of casino gambling in Rockaway Beach. Although partially true, there are at a minimum, two reasons for its defeat and four present realities that might be of value in determining the odds on whether or not casino gambling will ever come to Rockaway Beach.



The first and most important thing that defeated Rockaway Beach’s chance of getting casino gambling was the opposition of Branson. Under the leadership of Peter Herschend, and with the full support of the Branson Lakes Area Chamber of Commerce, the City of Branson, the majority of the Branson tourism industry, and a lot of members within the community, that opposition out maneuvered and out politicked the better funded Rockaway Beach effort at every turn.



Another formidable factor that contributed to the issues defeat was that the other casino gambling destinations, for obvious reasons, did not support Rockaway Beach’s efforts. A local news paper article appearing at the time reported that Boonville residents wanted to protect their casino from competition and for that reason, the Boonville Chamber of Commerce voted to oppose Rockaway’s efforts. It’s not very likely that the voters in Kansas City, St. Louis, and other areas that have casinos felt very much different.



The first present reality is that without substantial financial assistance from outside sources Rockaway Beach simply cannot mount another credible campaign to bring casino gambling to its city. For its’ initial effort, Rockaway Beach didn’t have a lot of its own money to gamble in the effort but it was able to obtain sufficient financial support from outside sources. It’s hard to imagine that Rockaway Beach today, has any more of its own money available to gamble on another try than it had for its original attempt.



In attempting to obtain that outside financing the two reasons discussed above for its defeat become present realities two and three. In view of what happened last time and the fact that the resistance from Branson and other casino gambling destinations will not go away, what are the odds that Rockaway Beach can get the financial support it needs to try again? In an Ole Seagull’s opinion the odds of success are “too much to one,” and only a masochist would put money into such an effort without having at least the support of Branson’s city government and Branson’s local movers and shakers.



As to the government of the City of Branson itself, can any reasonable thinking person, after watching the price it has been willing to extract from its neighbors, Taney County, and its school district for its own economic growth, possibly believe it will do anything that might put a dollar in another taxing entities pocket? Absent economic disaster to the economy of Branson what are the odds that Branson’s movers and shakers would support casino gambling in Rockaway Beach? Probably about the same as the tenants at Branson Landing paying for and supporting a trolley or other public transportation to take people from their businesses and restaurants up the Main Street hill to businesses in Historic Downtown Branson.



Some might ask, “But what if the “new Branson” decides that it needs gambling to be successful, won’t it support casino gambling in Rockaway Beach then?” That involves the fourth present reality. The “new Branson” is only interested in making a buck for itself without regard for much else such as Branson’s history, traditions, quality of life, values, existing businesses, the financial health of the school district, and particularly, the economic development of areas other than itself.



If the “new Branson” decides that casino gambling is needed, the odds of it being in Rockaway Beach are about the same as Target being built in Hollister. “But Seagull, Target is already built in Branson.” So the odds of it being built in Hollister are how much? In an Ole Seagull’s opinion about the same as Rockaway’s chance of ever getting casino gambling.

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The Ole Seagull’s Small Five

The Ole Seagull's Small 5
The Ole Seagull’s Small 5
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Over the last two years, today is Mar. 17, 2006, The Ole Seagull has been expanding his fishing horizons by using midges more often. The reason is simple; on Lake Taneycomo midges are prolific year round and make up a large part of the trout’s diet. From a KIS perspective, Keep It Simple, on a day to day basis, the Ole Seagull uses only five midges which he refers to as “The Ole Seagull’s Small Five.

Four out of the five are “zebra” midge patterns in size 18, the Copper Dun, Primrose and Pearl, Rusty, and the Ugly (Not to be confused with the “Big Ugly”). The fifth is a plain size 18 midge pattern, the Red Tungsten Bead Head. They are pictured immediately below.

While recognizing that other very successful and better fishermen than he that use different patterns and colors, these are the midges that the Ole Seagull uses very successfully day after day. See the article “KIS fishing the midge on Branson’s Lake Taneycomo” for techniques etc. or the “The Ole Seagull’s Fishing Journal” as part of the Lake Taneycomo Fishing Report in the Branson Courier for more detailed information. For pattern recipes and current fly fishing information contact River Run Outfitters.

Note: To contact Gary J. Groman, a.k.a. The Ole Seagull “click here,” select “The Ole Seagull” from the drop down menu in the “To- Please select a recipient” box near the top of the page, and submit your message.

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Branson Chambers “most excellent” overview of what’s new in Branson for 2006!

Branson, Missouri’s first boom in the early 1990s established the southwest Missouri town (population 7,000) as the Live Music Capital of America and this year, the world watches as Branson booms again.



With more than 57,000 theater seats in 49 state-of-the-art theaters and over 100 live shows, many of them headlined by legendary stars whose Top 40 hits, movies and TV shows beckon the next generation of travelers, Branson’s popularity as an entertainment mecca sparked a record $173.5 million in new construction permits in 2005.



This year, visitors will be treated to an unprecedented variety of live entertainment and vacation thrills. The $420 million Branson Landing shopping, dining, Hilton Hotel lodging and waterfront lifestyle development, the largest of its kind in the state’s history, is set to open beginning May 26. Silver Dollar City is developing a whole new area, The Grand Exposition, with 10 new family thrill rides, doubling the number of rides at the theme park. The new interactive Titanic: The World’s Largest Museum Attraction is set to open in March, with April openings to include Dick Clark’s American Bandstand Theater Complex starring Bill Medley of the Righteous Brothers and other ’50s and ’60s rock legends.



2006 marks the second boom in Branson’s phenomenal history as one of the country’s top family vacation destinations and promises to bring visitors more stars, more music, more shopping, dining, luxury accommodations, championship golf courses and vacation housing opportunities, according to Ross Summers, president and CEO of the Branson/Lakes Area Chamber of Commerce and Convention and Visitors Bureau.



“Branson’s first boom brought big stars to town for the first time, and this year our line-up reads like a who’s who of five decades of legendary stars,” Summers said.



Big Stars, Big Music Shows



Internationally-known entertainers appearing for limited engagements in 2006 include B.B. King, Martina McBride, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Regis Philbin, Petula Clark, Crystal Gayle, Glen Campbell, Kenny Rogers, Lee Greenwood, Mel Tillis, Ray Price, Ronnie McDowell, The Osmond Brothers, Debbie Reynolds, Neil Sedaka, Daniel O’Donnell and many more. These entertainers will join the likes of long-time Branson headliners such as Andy Williams, The Lennon Sisters, the Oak Ridge Boys, Mickey Gilley, Jim Stafford, Yakov Smirnoff, Dino Kartsonakis, Buck Trent, and Shoji Tabuchi.



Baby boomers and their families will be treated to even more of the country, pop and rock n’ roll music they grew up with performed by stars like Pam Tillis, Larry Gatlin and the Gatlin Brothers, Paul Revere and the Raiders, The Comets, Fabian, the new Liverpool Legends Beatles Tribute show, and The Road to Rock show.



Righteous Brother Bill Medley says, “Branson is an entertainer’s town. It’s like we’re in a playground designed for people who really love music.”



Branson’s family shows are hotter than ever. The Baldknobbers Jamboree, open since 1959, has added three new 20-something cast members this year, all third generation members of the founding Mabe family. Their youthful enthusiasm promises to capture the heart of a new generation. The Duttons, the Hughes Brothers, the Presleys, the Braschlers, the Lowe family, the Haygoods, the Doug Gabriel family and many others continue the time-honored tradition of bringing wholesome family fun to Branson audiences.



Yakov Smirnoff, America’s most famous Russian comedian, says, “All of the new shows enhance Branson’s musical diversity, which is already strong. Only in America can a Russian and a Japanese own a theater in the middle of the Ozarks!”


Not only is Branson’s star power brighter than ever, but the diversity of entertainment is out of this world. Lizhi Zhao of the Acrobats of China said, “In Shanghai we describe Branson as the melting pot of entertainment.”



Variety, Variety and More Variety



Families of all ages find music, comedy, magic, Broadway-style production shows and more at places like the newly-constructed New Shanghai Theatre, which opened in 2005 to celebrate the Acrobats of China’s eighth season in Branson.



Siegfried and Roy’s protégée Darren Romeo brings his unique style of magic, vocal talent and larger-than-life production numbers to the Welk Resort Theatre Complex again this year. Fans of Dolly Parton’s Dixie Stampede Dinner and Show will be treated to the return of the stampeding buffalo, and an all-new surprise, “Dreams Take Flight,” highlighted by a breathtaking aerialist acrobatic display. Silver Dollar City’s World-Fest brings in the world-renowned Moscow Circus along with the Zunyi Acrobats of China and performers from around the world, April 6 – May 7.



The Promise returns to Branson this year and joins Celebrate America at the Mansion America Theatre. The Magnificent 7 Show can be seen at the White House Theatre. Spirit of the Dance is back for the seventh season at the Branson Variety Theatre and will share the venue with Broadway! The Star Spangled Celebration starring Merrill Osmond, and a series of exciting guest star concerts by the likes of Frankie Avalon and Brenda Lee. Neil Goldberg’s Cirque is a sight and sound fantasy at the Remington Theatre. The line-up of ‘legends’ at Legends in Concert includes John Mellencamp, The Beatles, Toby Keith, Mick Jagger, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie and Ray Charles to name a few.



Thrills, Chills & Cool Cars



Thrill seekers of every age will be delighted to learn that the number of rides at Silver Dollar City is nearly doubling this year with the addition of The Grand Exposition, an $8 million two-acre expansion inspired by the world’s fairs and expositions of more than 100 years ago. From the high-flying swing ride to a family-sized coaster, there are seven new rides that parents can ride with their kids, and three new rides that smaller kids ride alone.



Celebration City, the city “Built for Kids” partners with leaders in kids’ entertainment to present new adventures for 2006, including the extreme, cutting-edge “X” sport Mountainboarding, interactive Movie Magic that actually involves kids in Hollywood movies, a hands-on ultimate LEGO play area, and the introduction of two 2006 VeggieTales movies.



Titanic, the World’s Largest Museum Attraction, opens March 8 with over 400 priceless artifacts, photos taken aboard the ship immediately before its fateful voyage in April, 1912, and a recreation of the Grand Staircase. Television star Regis Philbin will be in town to christen the Titanic on April 7 (he’ll perform live in concert at The Grand Palace on the same date).



Roy “Dusty” Rogers, Jr., of the Roy Rogers-Dale Evans Museum and Happy Trails Theater says, “It looks like they’ve built the Titanic right there in the middle of Highway 76. It’s simply amazing!”



The Patch Collection, a 1950s lifestyle exhibit featuring more than 50 fully-restored classic automobiles (all 1957) will be housed inside Dick Clark’s American Bandstand Theater Complex.



The new Butterfly Palace and Rainforest will offer guests the opportunity to walk among thousands of exotic butterflies, watch a 3D movie about their life cycle, and experience the sight and sound of a real rainforest.



Spa Retreats, Golf Courses & Conventions



In addition to the wide variety of live entertainment and attractions awaiting guests in Branson this year, the AAA four-diamond Chateau on the Lake Resort, Spa and Convention Center is opening a newly-constructed 14,000-square foot, $5.5 million Spa Chateau in May complete with 10 treatment rooms, a highly trained staff, and a picturesque setting overlooking Table Rock Lake. The Spa will include a studio for yoga, Pilates and Tai Chi, a Barber Spa for men, and electric, hydraulic-operated massage tables. Signature treatments at Spa Chateau will include the nurturing Rhythm Massage and the Royal Shave.



Two new championship golf courses will join Branson’s 11 other outstanding scenic courses over the next two years. The Tribute, a course honoring the memory of Payne Stewart will open in the new Branson Hills residential development. Murder Rock Golf & Country Club will join the highly-acclaimed Branson Creek Golf Club in the distinctive Branson Creek residential master-planned community, making it the only development in the area with two golf courses.



Branson’s popularity as a vacation destination has spurred tremendous growth in the vacation housing, condominium, time-share and lakeside resort markets. Several new developments will offer guests enticing extended-stay options and the ability to bring larger groups to town for family reunions, military reunions and conferences. Scheduled to open in 2007, The Branson Convention Center (managed by Hilton Hotels and located across from the Branson Landing) will give meeting planners the opportunity to schedule events for groups as large as 4,500. When fully completed, the Branson Landing development on the Taneycomo lakefront will include a Belk Department Store, Bass Pro Shops, two Hilton Hotels, more than 100 unique shops and full service restaurants, and a new town square featuring a $7.5 million water, music and fire attraction designed by the makers of the fountains at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas.



$240 Million in New & Better Roads



The City of Branson, Taney County and the Missouri Department of Transportation have spent over $240 million in new and improved roads and streets to and within the greater Branson/Lakes Area over the past 10 years. These roadway improvements were spurred by an influx of millions of new visitors following the 1991 60 Minutes television program that introduced Branson to the world. With several additional improvements planned for the coming months, government agencies are prepared for the next generation of travelers who will discover the exciting and dynamic Live Music Capital of America – Branson, Missouri.



Editors note: Photos added courtesey of Gary J. Groman, a.k.a. The Ole Seagull

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Branson’s Branson Landing can not fail but will it be successful?

The number one question the Ole Seagull is asked is, “Do you think that Branson Landing will be a success?” The answer depends on how “success” is defined but, in the final analysis, Branson Landing cannot fail! The politics, egos, money, and City of Branson support that have been, and will continue to be, invested in Branson Landing virtually assure its success. The only question is how that success is defined and obtained.



Success can be defined as “Having a favorable outcome or achieving a desired or intended result.” Whether or not something is successful depends on what outcome or result is desired and the level of expectation.



There are those who will define the success of Branson Landing strictly in terms of itself and its financial success or failure, can it pay its indebtedness, and are its tenants making a profit, etc. From an Ole Seagull’s perspective however, it is how that financial success or failure is achieved that counts.



For what it matters, the Ole Seagull defines the success of Branson Landing in terms of what it does for Branson’s “stake holders.” They are the people currently working and living in and around Branson and the non tax payer financed businesses theatres, attractions, lodging establishments, restaurants, retail, and other businesses that are operating in Branson outside of Branson Landing.



The measure of that success or failure is simple. If on Dec. 18, 2010, Branson’s stakeholders are enjoying a better quality of life and economic success because of Branson Landing then it is successful. If instead, Branson Landing has impacted the stakeholders quality of life or chances for economic success in a negative manner then it is unsuccessful.



What are the chances of Branson Landing being successful under that definition? Pretty good if the results of a recent 24 hour on line poll mean anything. The poll asked the question, “Will the addition of the Branson Landing development make you more likely to visit Branson?” The results from 595 respondents were that 73 percent of the respondents said “No” and 27 percent said “Yes.”



At this point some are probably thinking, “Why the old bird has finally lost it. How can about a three to one margin against something end up positive?” That logic is consistent with the comments that the Ole Seagull received this week about the poll. Yet, the actual marketing and statistical value of the poll aside, could one not use the same results and, comparing apples to apples, say that Branson Landing has the potential to be very successful for Branson.



All this marketing stuff is confusing to an Ole Seagull but he was very impressed by the 2006 marketing program that the Branson Lakes Area Chamber of Commerce and CVB, the marketing agency for the City of Branson, is pursuing this year. It continues the proven methodology of coordinating various marketing tools, the internet, TV, radio, and print media with other marketing strategies into an effective integrated marketing plan that, if continued, will in and of itself be successful for Branson’s stakeholders.



Let’s assume that a total of at least 50 million potential Branson Visitors are reached through that marketing each year. Applying the results of the poll literally, and without consideration as to its validity as a statistical marketing tool, about 73 percent of them will not be more likely to come to Branson because of Branson Landing. That leaves 27 percent that will. Isn’t 27 percent of 50 million about 13.5 million?



If Branson Landing is even a small factor in 13.5 million plus people a year deciding to eventually come to Branson, let alone one that would make it more likely that they would come, doesn’t that put Branson Landing in a position to be one of the biggest successes in Branson history? Now there’s a great question for a poll!

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Branson Hot Winter Fun Events

Special events for Hot Winter Fun in Branson run throughout the season and will include:



Hot Winter Fun Museum March – Many museums are open year-round for the Hot Winter Fun adventure of your choosing.The wide variety of museum choices in Branson allows visitors to see Roy Roger’s Trigger, the car from the Beverly Hillbillies show, life-size wax figures of favorite entertainers or follow in the steps of Presidents.Special promotions are available on Fridays and Saturdays, beginning Jan. 27th and continuing throughout February. Check with participating museums upon arrival for details.



Chateau on the Lake – Murder Mystery Theatre on selected Fridays and Saturdays.Visit their website at www.Chateauonthelake.com.



Tri-Lakes Community Theatre – What do people in Branson do in their spare time? One answer is the Tri-Lakes Community Theatre. Three plays are presented each year during January and February. The remaining play is Cheaper by the Dozen – Feb. 24 – 26, March 3 – 5.


For more details, call 417-335-4241.



Hot Winter Fun Big Show – see many of the entertainers of Hot Winter Fun on one stage for one night only – Monday, February 13, 7:00 pm at the Jim Stafford Theatre. It’s always a sellout!Call early for tickets – 417-335-8080.



The Vacation Channel Home Show at Chateau on the Lake – Feb. 10 – 12



NAIA Hoops Fest 2006 – Don’t miss the excitement of the NAIA Division II National Men’s Basketball Tournament, as College of the Ozarks and Branson welcomes 32 teams from across the country. March 8-14, 2006. For more details and ticket information, call 417-334-6411.



IMAX Film Festival – Always a favorite in March and April, don’t miss the 13th Annual Film Festival. Complete dates and movies will be announced early in 2006. Call 800-419-4832 or visit their website at www.bransonimax.com.

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A Branson tale, Bobblin Hood and his merry men

It was a horrible dream the Ole Seagull was having. Bobblin Hood and his merry band were running the Branson City government. It was kind of surreal because the merry band and their leader, Bobblin Hood, were at a meeting that, if were not a dream, could have been mistaken for a Branson Board of Aldermen meeting.



They were talking about some Ole Seagull who had sat on the Tax Increment Financing (TIF) Commission with them. They were not pleased that he had not only voted against the TIF but had gone back to the Taney County Commission that he represented and recommended, in an open and public meeting, that they consider filing a lawsuit against Bobblin Hood and his merry men.



Friar Tuck, one of the merry men, reminded the merry band that the Ole Seagull said that he voted against it because he did not believe that the land covered by the TIF was blighted, that the expenditure of about $49 million in taxpayer funds to “big box” stores that would be locating within the county anyway made sense, or that the ratio of taxpayer funds reimbursed to the developer, as compared to the developers cost, was appropriate.



At that time Maid Marion spoke up and asked, “Didn’t he also say that he believed that there is something inherently wrong with the City of Branson using taxpayer funds, and the future tax revenues of other taxing entities, without their approval, to constantly feed its own economic growth at the expense of its neighbors and the orderly and efficient development elsewhere in the county? Then, to everyone’s surprise, Friar Tuck said, “He just might have a point, if the City of Branson wants to obligate its own future tax revenues that’s one thing, but when it does so at the expense of other taxing entities, without their consent, that is something else.”



Bobblin Hood came out of his seat incensed and pointed out that the City didn’t even have enough money to make sure that the access to the city’s only emergency room was maintained as they built their new $400 million dollar plus project in down town Branson. He asked, “How else are we going to get enough money to keep neighboring communities, and the county itself, from developing and having economic independence from the City of Branson if we don’t confiscate the county’s future tax revenues and use them for our own benefit?



Little Jon, who in stature is not little at all, got all red faced as he agreed and said, “If we don’t do this those businesses will go to Hollister and we can’t have that.” With Bobblin Hood bobbing his head in agreement, Little Jon went on to point out that if that happened there was the potential that revenue, businesses, and opportunities for economic growth might trickle down to other areas of Taney County besides Branson. He then asked, “If that happened, Branson would no longer be able to tell everyone else in the county how dependent they were on Branson?”



Bobblin Hood chimed in and asked, “Besides, how could the county and the rest of the area govern itself without the omnipotent overseeing of this merry band and, of course, its very humble leader? What would the masses do without us? It’s for their own good that we must confiscate their future tax revenues.”


Friar Tuck asked Bobblin Hood, “But doesn’t the City of Hollister, Taney County, the Branson School Board, and other taxing entities have leadership that is capable to deciding what is best for them and how to manage their own businesses and finances?” Unfortunately, at that time, with one final snore the Ole Seagull woke up. Wow, thank God it was but a dream

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Branson illusionist Kirby VanBurch in new theatre for 2006

In its own way it’s almost magical, but for Branson’s 2006 season, Kirby VanBurch, will “reappear” in a theatre that he “disappeared” from after the 1998 season. Obviously, a lot has transpired in the meantime not the least of which the theatre has undergone a couple of ownership and name changes. In 1998 it was the “Palace of Mystery” since then it has been the “Magical Palace” where Bart Rockett performed, and most recently, for the 2004 and 2005 season, it was known as “The Musical Palace” where the “#1 Hits of the 60’s Show,” which will be performing at the “Branson Showcase Theatre” in the Branson Mall in 2006, performed.



Located on Highway 248 just west of the Shepherd of the Hills Expressway and Highway 248 Junction, the theatre was recently acquired by Wirestream Media, Inc., who also acquired the “Gaslighter/Showtown Theatre,” located just north of the junction of Gretna Road and Highway 76 in 2005. The theatre will now be called the “Kirby VanBurch Theatre.”



Wayne Hicks, CEO of Wirestream, said , “Our intent is to … refurbish, and redecorate both properties so that they are real homes for the first class entertainment we have planned.” In explaining Wirestreams’s intent and commitment for its Branson properties Hicks continued, “Our intent as a producer of fine live entertainment is to consistently bring the Branson audiences first class production, great facilities, and the opportunity to experience the vast entertainment value in our line up.”



A recent press release said, “Plans for renovation of the new Kirby VanBurch Theatre include a lobby facility for displaying and Housing live exotic animals, as well as revision of the back stage animal compound that would allow ticket holders the opportunity to visit directly with Kirby and Bambi VanBurch and see the animals close up and personal.



VanBurch, the Prince of Magic and International Award-Winning Magician, celebrates another magical season with never-before-seen illusions. Kirban, the endangered white tiger, leopards, lions and other exotic animals will perform amazing feats to make this show great family entertainment!



Audiences will see Kirby and his wife, Bambi, as they make a helicopter disappear at the World’s Largest Magic Show.Millions have been amazed!”



VanBurch said, “Bambi and I are very blessed and excited about this opportunity. We have wanted to bring back our Christmas Spectacular to the Branson audiences, expand our animal family, and allow our public to view our pet family members in an intimate setting. The opportunities that Wirestream has provided for us meet all those desires.”



Performances started in the new theatre on Feb. 15.

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Is Branson changing too much?


Why is it that a town that was made so popular because of its old fashioned charm,wonderful music, old fashioned look & feeling of Silver Dollar City, & the country atmosphere of the lake area, has to try & change all of that & become a big city atmosphere with all the lake landing area being developed & all the development of business after business. All, I might add, with the same old same old items to sell. All made in China or Japan.



For years ( about 30 years ) my family has been drawn to your area for all this old fashioned peaceful country charm & all the unique handmade things to buy .All the great craftsmanship. For the last 5 to 10 years, each visit gets more & more disappointing. Give us the old fashioned way of life for a few weeks a year of the old downtown Branson. Keep the old downtown area the way it was, that’s what has kept us coming back for so many years. Other vacation spot choices are starting to look better & better.



Miss the old Branson. Gloria, Houson Texas.

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Honestly, can there be honor without honesty?



In terms of daily living, the word “honor” does not come up much and yet, in one form or another, it influences just about every aspect of daily life. As an example, what would happen if people did not honor traffic laws, traffic lights, and stop signs? Wouldn’t that make the drive to work or school a little more exciting than it should be? What happens to people, families, and businesses when they fail to honor their commitments and obligations? Generally, not much that is positive.



Each of those situations represents a different definition of “honor.” The case of the stop sign illustrates the “respect for” definition. Honesty doesn’t play a big part in why people stop at stop signs or obey traffic laws; rather it is the respect for, among other things, the law, personal safety, and potential fines and penalties that influences their decision.



The failure to honor commitments and obligations relates to the “personal integrity” definition of honor. Honesty, being truthful in what you say and do, is an integral and necessary component of this type of honor, in fact, without honesty there is no personal integrity or honor.



Now here’s the tricky part, except for the one person who taught us the meaning of honesty when He said, “Let your ‘yes’ be yes and your ‘no’ be no,” all have been dishonest. At one time or another, for good reason or bad, to protect themselves or someone else, or for the convenience of the moment, all have, to some degree, lied or failed to do that which they said they would do.



Does that make them a dishonest person? Absolutely not, any more than committing an occasional honest act makes a dishonest person an honest person. It’s not the fact that a person has done something dishonest or honest, it’s how they do it that determines whether or not they are an honest person.



That is determined by what they honor, have respect for, in the living of their daily life. Do they have a respect for the truth and keeping their commitments? Do those that know them say, that’s a person that can be trusted and depended on? Or, are they a person who has little or no respect for truth and keeping their commitments? The type of person that people say can’t be trusted or depended on?



Most would have no trouble equating the term honor with honesty while they might find it a bit like an oxymoron if used in connection with dishonesty. Yet, that doesn’t change the basic fact that it is what a person honors, has respect for, that determines whether or not they are honorable. In the final analysis there is a certain symmetry to the principle that what a person honors ultimately determines whether or not that person is honorable.



No one is born with personal integrity and honesty and it’s not an absolute or perfection thing. It’s a commitment to a way of life that can be summed up in a paraphrase of the first line of the Boy Scout Oath, “On my honor I will do my best to be honorable.” An honest person is one who, in spite of an occasional misstep, does their best to honor that which is honorable and to make sure that their “yes” means yes and their “no” means no.


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Editorial Cartoon – Of course you can trust us with your ports

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Just how much can Branson “fool” public sentiment?

An argument could be made that the ill fated attempt of Branson city officials to involuntarily annex 1024 acres of land north of Branson is a perfect illustration of what Abraham Lincoln meant when he said, “Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed.”



If voting is an indication of public sentiment, the results speak for themselves. There was 70 percent of the total vote against the annexation. This included about 66 percent from within the City of Branson itself against the annexation as well as 93 percent from within the area sought to be annexed.



If sentiment is defined as “an attitude, thought, or judgment prompted by feeling,” the question then becomes one of does the vote indicate a public “gut reaction” that goes beyond the annexation issue? Something that caused the public, both within and without Branson, enough concern to vote the way they did?



There are many reasons people locate outside of city limits and very few, if any, are because they want to get involved with the type of situation that the “new Branson” represents. One can only wonder how those whom the city sought to involuntarily annex felt when they first heard that the “new Branson Juggernaut” wanted to take them into the fold.



On second thought, maybe it doesn’t take too much wonderment. The 93 percent vote against the annexation by those the city wanted to annex really doesn’t leave too much to wonder about.



How are public attitudes and judgments influenced when Branson’s City Administrator, appears before the Branson school board and tells them that they will, for the first time, have to pay building fees because it would cost the city money that it could not spare? How much does that sentiment change and in what direction when, shortly thereafter, the city has an epiphany and substantially reverses its position? Is this the type of action that inspires feelings of either trust or confidence?



Is it even possible that public feelings toward Branson city officials could be influenced by the priority that they have given to the fountains in Branson Landing as compared to insuring that access to the areas only emergency room was not impeded by the city’s routing of Branson Landing traffic? Comparatively speaking, how much has the city spent on fountains? On maintaining ready access to the emergency room?



Is there any impact on public sentiment when the city administrator and board of aldermen vote to take millions of dollars from other taxing entities just to make sure that big box stores come to Branson rather than to a neighboring community in the county? What would be the attitude of the property owners within Taney County, including those living within the city limits of Branson, if the county had to start collecting real estate taxes to make up for the loss in revenues caused by Branson’s indiscriminate abuse of Tax Increment Financing?



At this point, one can only wonder about the sentiment of Branson’s existing stakeholders as they watch millions of taxpayer dollars being spent to develop the very competition that will compete against them for the visitors that their efforts and funding developed. What is the public sentiment of the city’s existing retail base as to its ability to withstand a 20 percent “hit” over the next two years?



Perhaps the lesson to be learned from the election is in a warning attributed to Abraham Lincoln. He said, “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”

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2006 Grammy Winner, B.B. King to perform in Branson for two performances

2006 Grammy winner ,and one of the most famous blues singer/guitarist in the world today, B.B. King, is coming to Branson for two performances on Feb. 18 and 19. Welk-Sullivan Productions announced today that King, The King of the Blues, will perform on Saturday, February 18th at 8 p.m. and Sunday February 19th at 3 p.m. at the Welk Resort Theatre in Branson.


For more than half a century, B.B. King has defined the blues for a worldwide audience.The winner of 13 Grammy Awards and 22 W.C. Handy (Blues Foundation) Awards has released over 50 albums including four Gold albums, two Platinum albums and one Multi-Platinum album. His R&B Chart-topping hits include “Three O’Clock Blues,” “You Don’t Know Me,” “Please Love Me,” “You Upset Me Baby,” “Sweet Sixteen, Part I,” and “Don’t Answer The Door, Part I.”His most popular crossover hit, “The Thrill Is Gone,” reached #15 on the Top-40 Chart in 1970.


Tickets for the two B.B. King concerts in February 2006 go on sale Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2005.Tickets may be purchased at the Welk Resort Theatre Box Office, by phone at (800)-734-5515 or (417)-337-7469, on the internet at www.sullivanshows.com or at select Branson area ticket outlets. Ticket prices including all taxes range from $69.50 (Gold Seating) to $59.50 (Silver) and $39.50 (Bronze).


B.B. mixes traditional blues, jazz, swing, mainstream pop and jump into his own unique sound. Over the years, B.B. has developed one of the world’s most identifiable guitar styles featuring delicate single string runs punctuated by loud chords, subtle vibratos and “bent” notes.The technique of rock guitar playing is – to a large degree – derived from B.B.’s playing.


B.B. has been inducted into Halls of Fame (Blues Foundation, Rock & Roll, Performance Magazine and N.A.A.C.P. Image Awards); received numerous Lifetime Achievement Awards (Grammy Awards, Songwriters’ Hall of Fame, Orville H. Gibson/Gibson Guitar, Blues Foundation, MOBO Awards {London} and Congress of Racial Equality {CORE)}; and is featured on several Walks of Fame (Rock Walk, Amsterdam {Holland} Walk of Fame and Hollywood Walk of Fame).He has many film and TV appearances to his credit along with radio and TV commercials, soundtrack albums and even an MTV Video Music Award for “Best Video >From a Film” in 1988/89.


This year B.B. King has released two CDs.”B.B. King Ultimate Collection” in March with 21 of B.B.’s legendary hits and signature songs between 1951 and 2000.In September, he released “80” which brings B.B. King together with Eric Clapton, Elton John and others for new duets in an album of blues standards to celebrate B.B.’s 80th birthday. With his many honors, extensive tour schedule and recently released albums, B.B. King is more popular, more cherished and more relevant than ever to the audiences he entertains night-after-night, around the world.


The Welk Resort and Theatre are located 3 miles south of Highway 76 on State Highway 165.The destination resort complex opened in 1994 and includes a 160-room hotel, the Stage Door Restaurant & Lounge, a miniature golf course, swimming pool, game room and other amenities.The 2,245-seat theatre near Table Rock Lake has been home to The Lawrence Welk Show since 1994.A new alliance announced in October 2003 united the Welk Resort Group and SullivanShows in a venture designed to bring a vast array of new shows to Branson.Welk-Sullivan Productions has operated, managed and marketed the Welk Resort Theatre in Branson since January 1, 2004.

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Not enamored with Branson’s building codes and permits departments

Just a note to advise that not all “Bransonites” are enamored with the building codes and permits departments. As for working “WITH” or “FOR” citizens in the city limits…that is the joke of the century. The referenced departments are so overwhelmed with the Branson Landing project that ordinary citizens who are trying to remodel or enhance their humble living facilities are falling through the cracks, BIG TIME! We know because it has just happened to our family.



Our house was partially dismantled by our contractor in anticipation of a small addition only to have a moratorium slapped on the whole subdivision/resort effectively halting any construction.Top personnel in the permits department had advised contractor to proceed with “prep” work prior to permit issuance, then issued a “Cease and Desist” moratorium after house was partially dismantled. Now we have paid contractor one-third of contract price up front and will now have to pay to get house reconstructed.



It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand that we, along with many others, have been “had” by the City of Branson who touts on their offical website that they are comitted to their citizens and will work as a team to maintain and promote the growth of the city, as well as provide professional, courteous service to all through fair and open communication. A farce of this magnitude deserves to be dealt with by those whose legal expertise exceeds “Mr. John Q. Branson Citizen”.



If happy citizens are the city’s best allies, then unhappy ones must be their worst adversaries. This household does not fall into the first category.



Elroy and Janell, Branson, MO

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A slogan for the new Branson – “Millions, millions for the new Branson, nor a dollar for Branson”

In Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner,” a sailor surrounded by salt water that he couldn’t drink said, “Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink.” Paraphrased that could become the slogan for the new Branson, “Millions, millions for the new Branson, nor a dollar for Branson.”



What is the difference between the “new Branson” and “Branson?” In a word it’s “character.” Economically, “Branson” was built by families who literally invested their lives and fortunes to build it. As they did so they enhanced Branson while preserving its character and essence.



Perhaps as important as what they built was the way they built it, with commitment, respect for each other, their neighbors, and by taking, upon themselves, the personal responsibility to pay for what they were building. Along with building Branson economically, they demonstrated the type of citizenship that provided the schools, infrastructure, and environment that made Branson the type of place that people would not only enjoy visiting but want live.



The “new Branson” is being built by developers and “Wally-World” big box stores who want to invest as little of their money as possible. Its very success appears to be not only built on the backs of those who built Branson and Branson’s current businesses, but in changing the character and essence of Branson. Didn’t a national magazine recently report that a major mover and shaker involved with the new Branson indicated that one of the goals for the “new Branson” is to physically shift “Branson’s center of gravity towards” the the new Branson?



It seems that the major commitment of the new Branson is to get the City of Branson to give them millions upon millions of dollars so that it can build stores, restaurants, lodging and entertainment facilities that will compete directly with Branson’s existing similar facilities. And, it seems, over the last few years, that the new Branson has found a money “honey hole” in the Branson Board of Aldermen and Branson’s current City Administrator.



Millions upon millions of dollars has been and is being spent to develop the new Branson while how many millions is being spent to help the Branson upon whose backs the new Branson is being built? For example, how many dollars has the city allocated over the past five years, or the next ten years, to solve the problem of getting pedestrians safely from one side of the Branson Strip to the other?



How much respect does the building of the new Branson show to Branson’s existing “stakeholders” and businesses while it uses taxpayer funds to finance and reimburse it for the cost of developing the new Branson that will compete against them? How respectful is it to obligate the future tax revenues of Taney County, the Branson School District, and the Branson/Lakes Area Tourism Community Enhancement District without not only their consent but against their expressed wishes?



Of course, the respect shown to Branson’s neighbors by the new Branson, as it spends millions of taxpayer dollars just to keep stores from going elsewhere, besides the new Branson, speaks for itself. It speaks not only in terms of greed but in the actual cost to all who live in Branson and Taney County. How many millions of dollars are the residents of Taney County, including those living within the city limits of Branson, going to pay so that stores like “Wally – World” will be located in the new Branson instead of elsewhere in the county?



Where would Branson be today if those who built it only took on the personal responsibility of paying for it only when taxpayer funds were used to reimburse them for 35 percent of the cost of what it was they were building? Exactly what is the percentage of the total cost of the Branson Hills redevelopment project that the developer is being reimbursed for with taxpayer funded TIF funds?



In the new Branson, the City of Branson conveys information to its school district indicating that it will be charging the district about $85,000 in building fees for current and near term building projects; something that Branson has not done before. What is the rationale for the change? According to published reports, Terry Dody, Branson City Administrator, indicated that it was because it would cost the city money that it could not spare. Ah yes, “Millions, millions for the new Branson, nor a dollar for Branson” or evidently, its schools. Welcome to the “new Branson.”

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Ronnie McDowell at Welk Theatre in Branson on March 4 – 5

Ronnie McDowell will perform at the Welk Resort Theatre in Branson on Saturday, March 4 at 8 p.m. and Sunday, March 5 at 3 p.m.



McDowell has more than a dozen Top-10, Top-5 and #1 hits including Older Women, You’re Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation, Wandering Eyes, You Made A Wanted Man Of Me and Watchin’ Girls Go By.His distinguished career in country music includes the release of 37 albums and more than 20 singles.


McDowell also wrote and recorded The King Is Gone, a tribute to Elvis Presley that sold more than 3 million copies and reached #13 on both the Country and Pop Billboard music charts.



“Ronnie McDowell has an amazing string of hit songs, riveting stage presence and significant fan base,” said Joe Sullivan, Executive Producer of Welk-Sullivan Productions.”These factors, along with his genuine warmth and audience appeal, make him a perfect fit for Branson and the Welk Resort Theatre’s 2006 lineup of world class entertainment.”



McDowell performed in Branson in 2003 and 2004, thrilling audiences with The Elvis Presley Story starring Ronnie McDowell.The celebration of Elvis’ life and music featured Elvis’ former backup singers and band members The Jordanaires, guitarist Scotty Moore, drummer D.J. Fontana and soprano Millie Kirkham. McDowell’s voice bears an uncanny resemblance to Presley’s and producers of movies have turned to McDowell time and again motion picture soundtracks.His ability to sound exactly like


the King has been showcased on the soundtracks of highly rated movies and TV specials since 1979.



“On March 4 and 5, McDowell will sing his own chart-topping hits and, most likely, a few select Elvis songs,” said Sullivan.McDowell will be backed by his band, The Rhythm Kings, comprised of Ronnie McDowell, Jr. on drums, Frank Michels on guitar/fiddle/banjo/background vocals, Kevin Woods on lead guitar and Wade Bernard on bass guitar/background vocals.



Branson is a primier travel and vacation detination. To purchase tickets for Ronnie McDowell, other shows and attractions, or make Branson lodging arrangements click here. Tickets are also available at at The Welk Resort Theatre Box Office, by phone at 417-337-7469.

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What’s New in Branson in 2006? Lots!

Guests visiting the area in 2006 can expect to see new shows, attractions, special events, festivals, restaurants, lodging amenities, retail shops, outdoor recreational activities and more as the Branson/Lakes Area continues to grow and expand its wealth of vacation opportunities.



This year marks a record in new development for the Branson/Lakes Area with the addition of the $420 million Branson Landing in historic downtown Branson, the Grand Exposition at Silver Dollar City theme park, and Titanic: The World’s Largest Titanic Museum Attraction. Plus, Dick Clark’s American Bandstand Theater and Grill will present the music, the rock legends, the cars, and the lifestyle of the fabulous 1950s and 1960s.



For Branson entertainment updates throughout the year, to purchase tickets or make lodging reservations, or for an active on line forum on Branson visit 1Branson.com.



Attractions



Titanic: The World’s Largest Titanic Museum Attraction, on Hwy. 76 across from Legends Family Theater, opens March 8 and will feature re-creations of first class staterooms, third class austere accommodations, the Grand Staircase, plus an interactive area for passengers to experience the touch of an iceberg. Visitors can view over 400 priceless artifacts and will be able to share the personal, heroic and tragic stories of its passengers. Regis Philbin will make a special appearance in Branson on April 7 to christen the ship



The Track Family Amusement Center opens a new location on Green Mountain Drive behind The Grand Palace featuring Andy’s Frozen Custard and a 10,000 square foot arcade.



Grand Exposition at Silver Dollar City – In the tradition of the magnificent expositions showcasing the technological wonders of the late 19th Century, Silver Dollar City presents an all-new development for 2006 – the Grand Exposition! An $8 million expansion in a new region of the theme park, the Grand Exposition recreates the pageantry of a triumphant American tour of discovery, including 10 new family rides that soar, whirl and fly.



Celebration City partners with leaders in kids’ entertainment to present new family adventures for 2006, from interactive movie fun from Movie Magic to the extreme sport of Mountain Boarding. A whole new section of the park is added to accommodate the big-air outdoor Mountain Boards show, showcasing the freestyle athletics of this sport combining the movements of skateboarding, snowboarding, surfing and mountain biking in an exciting, high-flying extreme stunt show. Also new, movie fun takes center stage with Movie Magic: Lights, Camera, Action and YOU! – the live show that lets kids star in great movies like “The Pink Panther”, “Legally Blonde”, “Agent Cody Banks” and “Rocky.” America’s favorite vegetables Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber and all their Veggie friends star when VeggieTales premiers two new movies at Celebration City Kids can meet Bob and Larry after the movie, and also build LEGO structures from castles to race cars in a new LEGO activity area.



Silver Dollar City adds a 6th dynamic festival, Southern Gospel Picnic (Aug. 31 – Sept. 10), to its world-class events throughout the year. Southern Gospel Picnic features the sweet sounds of Southern Gospel music and a golden fried chicken spread with all the fixin’s.



Live Shows






Terry Sanders, a.k.a. “Homer Lee,” Branson’s comedian of the year for 2005, will be joining with Jimmy Ponder and the Branson Brothers in the all new “Branson Brothers Show” at the the Bart Rockett Theater starting Feb. 17.



Andy Williams and Glen Campbell perform together again at The Moon River TheatreMay 5- Jun. 10. Andy will be appearing with Petula Clark again in 2006 from Sep. 8 through Oct. 26.



The Welk Resort Theater hosts B.B. King, The King of the Blues, February 18-19; Ray Price, April 5-6; The Welk Reunion Show, Sept. 5-9; and Crystal Gayle and Lee Greenwood together in November and December.



The Promise, a musical, returns to Branson and can be seen during the 3 pm time slot at Mansion America Theatre.



The Branson Variety Theater presents “I Can’t Stop Loving You, The Music of Ray Charles Lives On” (April – Oct.); Debbie Reynolds (Sept.19-Sept. 22); Frankie Avalon and Brenda Lee together (Sept. 26 – 29 & Oct. 3 – 6); Neil Sedaka (Oct. 17 – 20); and Bobby Vinton Christmas Concert (Nov. 1– Dec. 8)



Dick Clark’s American Bandstand Theater Complex presents Rock Legends of the 50s and 60s. Grammy Award-winning and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee, Bill Medley of The Righteous Brothers, Paul Revere and the Raiders, The Comets, Fabian, Bobby Vee, The Chiffons, Brian Hyland, Chris Montez, Gary Lewis and The Playboys and others will perform. The complex will house The Patch Collection in a 32,000 square foot exhibit that takes visitors on a walk down memory lane through lifestyle displays that recreate the mood and spirit of 1957, including a museum-quality collection of classic cars, all vintage 1957. The complex will also include a 12,000 square foot Dick Clark’s American Bandstand Grill.



The Grand Palace presents Martina McBride with special guest The Warren Brothers (March 10); Merle Haggard (March 11); Regis Philbin (April 7); and George Jones (June 17).



Gold Wing Express is moving. The nationally-known touring bluegrass band, Goldwing Express, is moving to the Hughes Brothers Celebrity Theatre for Bluegrass and BBQ with Goldwing Express at 5pm.



• “Liverpool Legends” open at the Caravelle Theatre. They are the only Beatles Tribute Band endorsed by Louise Harrison, sister of George Harrison


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Bart Rockett, illusionist, ventriloquist, magician and musician, returns to Branson and can be seen at Hwy. 76 at The Bart Rockett Theater.



• The Kirby Van Burch magic/variety show moves to the theater at 2353 State Hwy 248.




Developments


• Opening in 2006, Branson Landing will offer 95 acres of exciting shopping, dining, a luxurious Hilton hotel, condominiums, active marinas and a new town square. At the heart of the Landing is a town square large enough to accommodate 5,000 guests for festivals and music events and featuring a $7.5 million spectacular attraction that synchronizes water, light, sound and fire, created by Wet Design, the producers of world-class shows for Downtown Disney Marketplace in Orlando, Universal City Walk in California and the Bellagio in Las Vegas. Branson Landing will also feature a scenic boardwalk along the 1.5-mile Taneycomo lakefront. In addition, in 2007, the all-new Branson Convention Center and Hilton Convention Center Hotel, both managed by Hilton Hotels, will provide the Midwest’s newest and most entertaining business gathering destination.



• The Branson Hills subdivision, under construction in 2006, will offer 1,995 homes, condominiums and apartments. The development will feature a 63,000-square-foot shopping center.



• The newest addition to Branson’s golf courses is The Tribute, an 18-hole Bobby Clampett signature course designed to honor the late Payne Stewart. Located in the new Branson Hills subdivision, the course will open in spring 2007.



• Chateau on the Lake Resort and Conference Center opens the Spa Chateau, an 18,000 square foot, $5.5 million addition to their AAA four-diamond property on Table Rock Lake. Features include 11 treatment rooms, lounges, locker rooms, saunas, steam rooms, six pedicure stations, eight manicure stations, a yoga studio, a two-story waterfall in the lobby, an outdoor patio with co-ed Jacuzzi, and much more


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Dining


• Branson’s IMAX® and McFarlain’s Restaurant present the first Montana Mike’s Steakhouse in Missouri at the intersection of Hwy. 76 and Gretna Road



• Branson Landing’s new waterfront dining options will range from gourmet restaurants to themed restaurants to intimate cafes.



• The Majestic Steakhouse, at the corner of Gretna Road and Roark Valley Road, treats guests to fine center-cut steaks and seafood.



• Traditional Italian recipes and authentic dishes at Tony Z’s Ristorante are served in an elegant and romantic setting on Hwy. 165 near the Welk Resort.



Shops


• The 65,000 square foot Branson Mill Craft Village on Gretna Rd. near Factory Shoppes at Branson Meadows includes anchor tenant Mountain Man Nut and Fruit, 150 craft exhibits, and on-site working craftsmen.



• Bass Pro Shops at Branson Landing will feature a 65,000 square foot retail store, operating marina and lakefront restaurant.



• Belk Department Store at Branson Landing will offer 68,000 square feet of ready-to-wear apparel, accessories, shoes, cosmetics, gifts, home furnishings and more.



• Branson Landing will offer a total of more than 400,000 square feet of national brand name shops, galleries and specialty gift shops.



Branson Hills Plaza shopping center includes Target, TJ Maxx, Home Depot and other retail shops and restaurants.


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Bransonfest 2006 – Apr.4 – 8, Welk Resort, Branson, Mo.


Editors Note: The Ozarks in the Spring, a convenient way to preview a lot of the Branson Shows all at once in the Branson Fest Concerts, and the opening of most of Branson’s theatres and attractions.If you are a Branson fan this is the event for you. We will publish the list of the shows appearing in the specific Branson Fest Concerts as they become available.



Branson Fest – Branson’s Premier Festival for Entertainment, Food and Fun!



What: BransonFest 2006, features performing, visual, and culinary artists,transforming the Welk Resort Theatre into an exciting festival of sights, sounds and flavors for Branson fans. BransonFest was established in 1993 and has grown to be the largest event of Branson’s spring season. This award-winning, five-day festival offers a preview of area shows and attractions, kicking off an exciting new Spring season of entertainment in Branson.



When: Tuesday, April 4th through Saturday, April 8th



Branson Fest Concerts – Main Stage – Welk Resort Theatre


Purchased tickets required


Tuesday – 7:00 pm., Wednesday – Saturday – 2:00 pm daily



Taste of Branson Food Tent: 9 a.m. – 6 p.m.(Wednesday – Saturday)


Food purchase available 12 noon – 6 pm Tuesday



Hospitality, Business and Arts Expo: 9 a.m. – 6 p.m.(Wednesday – Saturday)


12 noon – 6 pm Tuesday



Real American Entertainment Tent: 9 a.m. – 6 p.m. (Wednesday – Saturday)


12 noon – 6 pm Tuesday



Location: The Welk Resort Theatre


1984 State Hwy 165, Branson, Missouri 65616


Phone:(417) 337-7469 or 800-734-5515


Fax: (417) 334-7744



Indoor Concerts: Daily concerts will take place inside the Welk Resort Theatre and will feature some of Branson’s most popular performers and represent the wide array of entertainment choices available in Branson. Tickets required.



Hospitality &


Business Expo: A visit to the Hospitality and Business Expo gives fans a chance to chat one-on-one


with their favorite Branson stars as they participate in special autograph sessions. Other


featured area businesses include attractions, retail and civic organizations.Enter to win prizes from favorite Branson businesses and check out what’s new this year.



Arts, Culture & The Arts, Culture & Heritage area showcases Ozark Mountain art, culture and


Heritage: history presented by local artists.Sponsored by the Branson Arts Council.


See daily featured artists as they demonstrate their unique craftsmanship.



Outdoor Activities: The “Real American Entertainment” Tent features the stage where visitors will see a variety of performers from Branson’s shows and organizations.



In the Taste of Branson Food Tent visitors will get the opportunity to sample a variety of local dishes.The Food Tent Stage will feature special presentations highlighting food and entertainment.



“Streetmosphere” will be featured throughout Branson Fest in the Courtyard area outside the Tents. Dance troupes, magic acts, special demonstrations, and costumed characters will be sure to entertain visitors during the warm spring days of Branson Fest.Saturday features children’s activities.




Reservations: For individual reservations to the Main Stage shows, call 417-337-7469 or 800-734-5515


For group reservations, call, 417-337-9200 or 866-337-5454.



Ticket Prices: Main Show:$29.50 (+ tax) for individuals • $27 for groups


Tents and Outdoor Activities are free.



General Contacts: For more information, contact the Branson/Lakes Area Chamber of Commerce at


1-800-214-3661.


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The Ole Seagull’ s Run on the upper end of Branson Lake Taneycomo




Although Branson’s Lake Taneycomo offers 22 miles of excellent Rainbow and Brown Trout fishing each mile offers a different type of topography and fishing opportunity. The Ole Seagull calls the portion of upper Lake Taneycomo that he regularly fishes the Ole Seagull’s Run. He has fished it extensively for over 20 years and it serves as a point of differentiation for its roughly one and a half miles of length from the rest of Lake Taneycomo’s 20 plus miles. It is this area that he is referring to in The Ole Sea Gull’s Journal that is posted in the Lake Taneycomo Fishing Report published on line in the Branson Courier.



Lake Taneycomo is actually an impoundment of the White River at White River Mile Marker 507 about 22 river miles north of the Table Rock Dam. That’s right, north. As the White Rive flows underneath Lake Taneycomo it is actually flowing in a northerly direction and actually reaches its most northerly point near Long Beach, Missouri, approximately 253 river miles north east of where it began, just west of Boston, Arkansas.



For reference purposed is should noted Points A through E in The Ole Seagull’s Run Satellite Photograph run from south to north with Point A, the Point Royale Island, being the southern most point and Point E, approximately one and a half river miles north of that point, the most northern point. The channel follows the east bank, the bluff side, for the entire length of the run. The shallower water with its gravel bars and wading opportunities is along the west bank, the Point Royale side. That’s the good news. The bad news is that the vast majority of the west bank is privately owned by either property owners in Point Royale or its property owners association.



Boat provides the best access. Boats can be “anchored” in the shallow water around Point A on the Point Royal Island, it is not privately owned, and excellent wade fishing is available from there. There are shallow gravel bars available at Points D and E along the west bank that also provide access to excellent wade fishing. Of course one of the most convenient ways to fish it is from a boat. The Ole Sea Gull’s Journal covers, in detail, a variety of ways of doing just that.



It should be stressed that the Ole Seagulls Run is located inside the Special Trophy Trout Area where no bait, power bait or otherwise, may be used and has slot and other special regulations apply. Also, every person fishing it has to have a “Trout Permit” in addition to the required fishing permit, whether or not they are going to keep the trout.



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The Soldier’s Commitment – honoring their word to their country and each other

When the framers of our nations Declaration of Independence made their commitment to its principles they said, “And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm Reliance on the Protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.” Yet even as they signed their names, it was the commitment of Soldiers at places like Lexington, Concord, Ticonderoga, and Bunker Hill that breathed the very meaning into its words and provided the hope of realizing its promise.



From Valley Forge to Yorktown, it was the commitment of its Soldiers that won America its freedom and from Yorktown to Iraq it has been the commitment of her Soldiers that has preserved that freedom. Without that commitment, the Declaration of Independence would have been just another piece of paper, America would not have come into existence, long endured, or have had any hope for a peaceful and successful future.



It is a sad fact of life that the politicians, and those in power, start wars and that it is the Soldiers, their families, and the people of the nations they represent who bleed, die, suffer, and otherwise pay the price of war. It’s an amazing thing that a nation can send its sons and daughters off to bleed and die in a war even while it debates whether or not it should have gotten into that war in the first place and how long it will stay in it. What a strange dichotomy; the very freedoms that our Soldiers are fighting for end up providing aide and comfort to the very enemy they are fighting.



Yet, in spite of this, each day our Soldiers pay the price of war and do their duty. And what a price it is, a price not only in lives lost but bodies, lives, and families maimed forever, both physically and mentally. How can they do it day after day, particularly when, at times, it seems that the nation they are fighting for is divided on its commitment to the very war they are fighting?



Why would they risk their very lives and be willing to pay the “price” in the face of, not only, such indecisiveness but actions that just plain make their job more dangerous? An Ole Seagull would suggest that it is because of their “commitment,” being true to their word, to an oath taken, their fellow Soldiers, and honor, the Soldier’s Commitment.



The Soldier’s Commitment begins with the oath that each takes the day they enlist. In taking that oath each Solider makes the commitment that they “will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;” that they “will bear true faith and allegiance to the same;” and “obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over them.”



From the outset, the Soldier’s Commitment is to obey the orders of the President and the officers appointed over them. They don’t get to vote on whether or not the President is right or wrong, to pick where or when they fight, or which orders are obeyed or not obeyed. It makes no difference whether the war is popular or not with the public, the Soldier’s Commitment is to fulfill their oath and do their duty no matter what the personal cost or sacrifice is to themselves.



Although in most cases the Soldier’s Commitment to their fellow Soldiers is unspoken, it is there. It is an inherent part of military camaraderie and provides the motivation that empowers Soldiers to do their duty in the face of fear, loneliness, and the constant horrors of war.



Throughout the great history of this nation it has been the Soldier’s Commitment and its spirit, at places like Valley Forge, the Alamo, Gettysburg, Belleau Wood, Pearl Harbor, the Beaches of Normandy, the Chosin Reservoir, Vietnam, Kuwait, Iraq, and countless other places, that has inspired a nation and changed the course of history. It is, at once, both a perfect illustration of what it means to be true to your word and that true commitment comes at a price. What a blessed nation America is that her Soldiers have always been willing to pay that price.



This column is respectfully dedicated to Scotty West, a 2003 Branson High School graduate, and his family, mom Leanne, a teacher in Kirbyville, dad Scott, a supervisor with Empire Electric, his younger sister Mariah, and his brother, Sam. On Dec. 16, 2005, while serving with the United States Army in Iraq, Scotty, was seriously injured by an Improvised Explosive Device (IED). The injuries he sustained required that both of his legs be amputated below the knee and has placed Scotty in a virtual constant battle for his life requiring numerous surgeries, the most recent of which was on Jan. 18. Those wishing to encourage Scotty or thank him for his service may do so by mail to: PFC Scott West, c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center, 6900 Georgia Ave., NW, Washington, D.C. 20307-5001 or, on the internet, through www.caringbridge.com. Just click on “Visit a Caring Bridge Site” and type in “scottywest.”

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Jim Barber to perform at 2006 Academy Awards Ceremonies

Branson entertainer Jim Barber has accepted an invitation to entertain at the 78th Academy Awards Scientific and Technical Achievements Awards gala black tie dinner on Saturday, February 18, 2006.



Scientific and Technical Awards are presented by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for devices, methods, formulas, discoveries or inventions of special and outstanding value to the arts and sciences of motion pictures.



Jim Barber was chosen by the event producers to provide the comedy entertainment for this years gala dinner. Past host presentors for this event include actresses Scarlet Johansson, Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson, Charlize Theron and Renee Zellweger. This years celebrity host is expected to be announced soon. Portions of the Oscar presentations are taped for inclusion in the March 5, 2006 Academy Awards broadcast televised live by the ABC Television Network.



“I am very honored to be invited to this prestigious event not only because I’ll be performing, but also because I’m a computer geek at heart and will actually understand what these technical awards are for!” stated Barber.



Barber, a professional comedian and ventriloquist, performs with illusionists The Hamners in the “Hamner Barber Variety Show” at their own “Hamner Barber Theater” on Shepherd of the Hills Expressway.



With over 100 shows appearing in Branson, Branson Critic Online recently selected the “Hamner Barber Variety Show” to be among the seven award recipients of their recent Branson Critic Awards.



The show was selected as Editor’s Pick for the “Branson Must See Show” Award. This special award was presented by the critics themselves as their choice from the many shows they have reviewed personally in Branson throughout the year.



During the four weeks prior to his appearance at the Academy Awards, Jim will be featured in “A Really Big Shew” a tribute to the Ed Sullivan Show at the Flamingo Hotel in Laughlin, Nevada. His Branson show then runs March 1st through mid December.



In addition to performing, Barber has an extensive background in multimedia development and is a partner in an award-winning multimedia company called Image Works, Inc. Along with his partner Todd Aeschliman and their talented staff, Jim has developed interactive cd-rom and dvd products, high end graphic design and print products for many Branson artists and area businesses. Their subscription based publication Branson’s Review Magazine is now in its 18th season.

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Branson cannot serve two “cools” will it be Branson Cool or Hip Cool?

The December issue of the wannabe hip magazine “Details” contained an article entitled, “Will Branson Missouri, Ever be Cool” by Bart Blasengame. Ironically, while striving to tell Branson how hip and cool it ought to be, the piece totally misses the point on how cool Branson actually is.



Just how cool is prostitution, whether legal or not? How cool are shows that need, three nubile assistants who spend “the majority of the act with cleavage splayed out like an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet” to entertain audiences? What kind of cool is it that disrespects the very visitors that provide Branson’s livelihood? What type of cool refers to those who have sacrificed for our country in the service of its armed forces as “crotchety war veterans?”



An Ole Seagull would suggest that in order, the answers to the above questions are, “Not very” and “Hip Cool.” That’s the type of cool that results from adding “hip” to the dictionary definition of cool, “marked by deliberate effrontery or lack of due respect or discretion” It’s the exact opposite of Branson Cool.



How cool and unique is a travel destination where what is moral and ethical matters as much or more than what is legal? How cool is it to be entertained by entertainers using their innate talent and abilities to provide a memorable family entertainment experience rather than a display of cleavage or “nice looking gals in skimpy outfits?” What type of cool is it that respects the visitors that provide Branson’s livelihood? Honors America’s veterans and Her God?



An Ole Seagull would suggest that in order, the answers to the above questions are, “Very” and “Branson Cool.” That’s the type of cool that results when the warmth, family friendliness, and hospitality that Branson is famous for is combined with another dictionary definition of cool, “excellent or first rate.” It’s the exact opposite of Hip Cool.



It’s the cool that has made Branson what it is today. It’s the cool that was good enough to generate the traffic and revenues that attracted the very developers, entertainers, entrepreneurs, professional bureaucrats, etc. to Branson who now tell us that a more Hip Cool is needed to get the younger crowds they say is needed for the success of Branson’s future. To that an Ole Seagull would simply say, “Bull roar.”



What Branson needs is the effective marketing of Branson’s product and the continuing commitment to those values that make the Branson experience unique. From Cirque to the Duttons, with just about every kind of show one could imagine in between, a variety of quality national acts appearing at venues like the Welk Theatre, Grand Palace, and Tri-Lakes Center, from Shepherd of the Hills to Silver Dollar City, lakes, natural beauty, and shopping galore, the Branson area has it all.



The City of Branson recently spent over $100,000 on a branding study which established that the vast majority of people who come and experience Branson like the product and will return. There isn’t one mention about changing the product Branson offers and the reason is as simple as it is obvious, Branson doesn’t have a product problem it has a marketing opportunity! How cool is that?



And it gets even cooler. The number one identifier that the branding study showed that visitors associated with Branson was values, the same values that have been an inherent part of Branson’s entertainment industry since its very beginning respect, God, Country, and family. Those same values that not only make the Branson area a unique entertainment venue but that special place that a lot of us call “home.”



In the final analysis, although a warning, the article is but one man’s opinion of his perceptions. As Joe Sullivan, local show producer, so succinctly expressed in a recent email, “This article may have put Branson on the radar screen of some two million people who otherwise might not have known that Branson exists. Perhaps they will be intrigued by the mystery of a life they’ve not experienced, come to check it out and, as so many others have, fall in love with our little city and become regular visitors.” Now that’s cool, really cool, Branson Cool.



Seagull Note: While this column addresses the specifics and verbiage used in the article it must be a matter of perception because the Ole Seagull saw the same show that the writer of this article did and wrote a review on it in June of 2005. In that review he said, “The Ole Seagull has six young grandchildren and saw nothing in the show in terms of costumes or content that would cause him concern” and “The shows choreography, costuming, dancing, singing, magic and their seamless integration as the show magically flows from one number to the next is a wonderful entertainment experience ….”

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The story of the year for 2005, “Branson wins Tif-man Championship?”

Even in this day of graphic intense video and computer games most can remember the video-arcade game that started it all in 1980, “Pac-man.” Who can forget the little round yellow critter with the chomping mouth that seemed to exist only to gobble up every pellet within its reach. In a similar manner, in the game of “Branson Tif-man,” the City of Branson seemingly exists only to gobble up all the current tax revenue it can from other taxing entities in its seemingly insatiable greed to use TIF (Tax Increment Financing) to control the economic future of this region regardless of the cost to its citizens and neighbors.



What is that cost? Oh about, $49 million dollars. Whoa there, hold on Seagull, isn’t it true that if $49 million in TIF wasn’t spent that the big box stores would have gone elsewhere? Oh really, how much of a TIF did it take to get Lowes or Kmart into our region? What TIF was used to get Wal-Mart into Branson originally or to its new location at the Branson Mall?



How much of a TIF was given to IMAX, the Branson Mall, the Red Roof Mall, or Tangier Mall? Didn’t the city’s own consultants point out that the negative impact on existing retail in Branson because of the TIF financed Branson Landing would be over 20% for the first two years after it opened? Curiously, no one has ever explained what is going to miraculously reverse the trend after the first two years. How does the use of still more TIF financing to build still more retail in Branson Hills help either Branson Landing or Branson’s existing retail establishments?



Why would any developer invest in Branson without trying to get a TIF? How can they compete against TIF financed developers who are getting reimbursed for the cost of their land, grading, site lighting, landscaping, vehicle curbs, loading docks, etc? How much more competitive could other developers in the Branson area be if they too were reimbursed millions of dollars in fees they have to pay for engineering, survey, construction management, and other fees and permits, etc?



Not too long ago it seems, there used to be an effort to develop our region for the benefit of all. Wasn’t that the purpose of the Branson Area Regional Economic Development Association (BREDA)? When did things change from trying to develop our region for the betterment of all its citizens to the Branson gets it all scenario?



Were an Ole Seagull a betting Seagull he would bet it was when developers determined that the City of Branson was only too eager to play the game of “Tif-man.” When they realized that, in its zeal and greed to prevent further retail development along the Highway 65 corridor south of Branson and to prevent any further big box stores from going into Hollister, that Branson would jump at the chance to use a TIF and the charade of blighted land.



To help insure that the TIF commission makes the recommendation that the City of Branson wants, and to control the process, from the way minutes are kept to the selection of the commissions chairman, the City of Branson appoints its six aldermen to the ten person commission. The practical result is that the Branson Board of Aldermen gets the recommendation they want from the commission and forwards it to themselves for final action. To paraphrase a popular local Russian comedian might say, “What a process!”



The sad thing is that the citizens of this region are going to lose millions of dollars in taxes to get the benefit of the big boxes that had already made the decision to come into our area. Some would, with some justification say, “Come on now Seagull, maybe they were going to come into our area but they might not have gone into Branson.”



To that an Ole Seagull would say, “So what? Are the future finances for our school district and development within the county worth risking so that the City of Branson and its aldermen can continue to play Tif-man?” In an Ole Seagull’s opinion, at a minimum, the TIF laws should be amended to prevent any taxing entity taking the revenues of another without their consent. Until that happens every taxing entity that does not want to have their tax revenues taken should play their own game with the City of Branson regarding any new TIF or the expansion of any current TIF, the game of “Sue-man.”

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Merry Christmas

Christmas celebrates love and the birth of a child. The children of Faith Lutheran Church in Branson, Missouri gather with Pastor Wanner in celebration of that birth and love. What better way to wish you and yours a Merry Christmas or, in the spirit of that love, a Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa, or just the joy, peace, and love of the Christmas Season.

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The Grand Exposition is not all that’s new for Branson’s Silver Dollar City in 2006

In addition to the new Grand Exposition, an $8 million expansion in a new region of Branson’s Silver Dollar covered, in an article entitled, “New for 2006 – Silver Dollar City’s The Grand Exposition,” on Nov. 13, the theme park will be adding a new festival in 2006, the “Southern Gospel Picnic,” and adding new features to their existing festivals.



The “Southern Gospel Picnic,” is a glorious gathering of harmony, food and fellowship, bringing together the rich harmonies of gospel music and the home-cooked spread of an old-fashioned picnic August 31 – Sept. 10. Gospel greats such as Jeff & Sheri Easter, The Crabb Family, The McKameys, The Kingsmen and Gold City are featured, along with golden fried chicken with all the picnic-style fixings. Music continues under the stars as Southern Gospel Nights is presented each evening.



New Features being added to existing Silver Dollar City Festivals:



World-Fest, the popular spring spectacular, brings in the world-renowned Moscow Circus, with stunning acrobatics and visual pageantry, and the Zunyi Acrobats of China for their first U.S. performance. Hundreds of dancers, musicians and even stilt walkers from around the world perform. World-Fest runs April 6 – May 7.



Bluegrass & BBQ, the Midwest’s biggest bluegrass and barbecue gathering, returns with the musical feast of American bluegrass music and an even bigger spread of all-American barbecue. Bluegrass legend Ricky Skaggs performs in a special concert May 28, and IBMA Entertainer of the Year Cherryholmes performs. Bluegrass & BBQ runs May 13 – June 4.



Kids’ Fest features Jim Fowler’s Life in the Wild, a stage show with live native and exotic animals such as grizzly bears, alligators, wolves, tigers, leopards and pythons. Also new, Extreme Parrots perform and the popular K-9 All-Stars return for the festival, June 9 – August 20.



The Festival of American Music & Crafts brings back the Salute to the Great American Cowboy with over 500 musicians and craftsmen filling the park. Country star Ricky Van Shelton performs in a special concert September 16. The festival runs September 14 – October 28.



An Old Time Christmas presents one of the nation’s most acclaimed holiday events with the Gifts of Christmas Holiday Light Parade, the popular show A Dickens’ Christmas Carol, and over 4 million holiday lights. The festival runs November 4 – December 30.



Silver Dollar City opens for select days in March, then opens for the regular season with World-Fest on April 6. For festival and ticket information, call 1-800-831-4FUN. For season passes, call 1-800-888-PASS. Information is also available at http://www.silverdollarcity.com/.

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“Happy Holidays” or “Seasons Greetings” my foot, ‘Merry CHRISTmas!”


The “Grinch” never came any closer to stealing the true meaning of Christmas than has being “politically correct.” In recent years the traditional Christmas greeting of “Merry Christmas” has been changed to the “politically correct” terminology of “Happy Holidays” or “Seasons Greetings.”


“But Seagull, you wouldn’t want to offend those who are celebrating Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, or something else would you?”


“What’s to offend unless someone is looking for a reason to be offended?”


To an Ole Seagull, it appears that if anyone should be offended it is the vast majority of Americans to whom the celebration of Christmas is so significant and special. Those who want to preserve the history and tradition of the “Christmas” that the U.S. Congress designated as a legal holiday on June 26, 1870.


What do “Happy Holidays,” and “Seasons Greetings,” have in common with “_ _ _ _ _ _ mas?” They leave “Christ” out. So what? What does Christ have to do with the celebration of Kwanza, Hanukkah, Santa Claus, presents, office parties, red nosed reindeer, decorating trees, wreaths, holly, sleigh bells, retail sales, booze, and feasting? Not much.


What does Christ have to do with CHRISTmas? Everything! Without Christ there can be no CHRISTmas. There can be a holiday, a season, festivals, and religious observations of every persuasion but, without Christ there can be no CHRISTmas, in either fact or spirit. One cannot even say or spell the word “CHRISTmas,” let alone explain its actual history, meaning or origins, as it is celebrated in the United States, without Christ.


The Concise Columbia Encyclopedia states that Christmas is “Christ’s Mass in the Christian calendar, the feast of the nativity of Jesus.” The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language defines “Christmas” as “A Christian feast commemorating the birth of Jesus.” Jesus who? Jesus, the Christ Child, the only begotten Son of God, born of the virgin Mary in Bethlehem over 2000 years ago.


First there was Jesus Christ and because of Christ there is the celebration of His birth, CHRISTmas. Secular customs and traditions have developed since; but, first there was Christ.


Even the greatest current secular symbol, the “Ho, Ho, Ho” jolly old Santa Claus seen everywhere during the Christmas season, was first made popular in New York during the 19th century. And before that the European traditions of “Sinterklaas,” and Saint Nicholas can be traced back hundreds of years; but, first there was Christ.


Why, there are even some who would try to replace the bright guiding light of the Star of Bethlehem with the red glow of the nose of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.” Rudolph’s nose has been guiding Santa’s sleigh since 1939 when Robert May wrote a verse for a Montgomery Ward promotional comic book. In the late 1940’s his brother-in-law adapted the verse and used it in the song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer;” and the cowboy crooner, Gene Autry, made Rudolph famous but, first there was Christ.


When someone says “Happy Holidays” or “Seasons Greetings,” rather than “Merry Christmas,” those wanting to share the gift of CHRISTmas could ask, “What Holiday?” or “What Season?” What better way to create or reinforce an awareness of the “reason for the season,” that very first CHRISTmas when “God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have eternal life?”


If we keep the spirit of the Christ Child and His love in our hearts and share it with others, CHRISTmas, in its truest sense, will be with us everyday of the year, Merry CHRISTmas folks, Merry CHRISTmas.


The Ole Seagull and the Groman Family would take this opportunity to wish you and yours a blessed Merry CHRISTmas.


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Bah-Humbug editiorial cartoon on Branson’s use of the TIF



Editors Note: It should be noted that although it is the opinion of the cartoonist, this editior, and a lot of other people in and around Branson, that the ammendment to Branson’s exisiting TIF plan for that area is to try to entice Wal-Mart into the development,it is just that opinion. Although there’s a lot of “winking” going on, there has been no official announcment by the developer or anyother credible source that Wal-Mart was the reason for the requested ammendment.

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Branson, TIF if you must but satisfy the concerns of those who are educating our children, please!

To an Ole Seagull’s tired old mind, it’s pretty simple. The reason the tax payers are paying over $49.3 million dollars and that the education of our children and grand children is being placed at risk is because the Branson Board of Aldermen didn’t want the big box stores like Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Target, etc. to go to Hollister.



Here’s the kicker, were an Ole Seagull a Branson Board of Alderman he would have wanted the same thing. In fact, among other things he would have considered the use of Tax Increment Financing which is commonly referred to as a TIF. The difference would have been how the decision to use the TIF would have been made and its extent if the end result had been to use it.



Please hang in there for a minute, as the Ole Seagull uses a brief paragraph in an attempt to share his understanding of what a TIF, Branson style, is. This understanding could be critical to the education of our children and grandchildren.



In its simplest form, it is a mechanism whereby one taxing entity, in this case the city of Branson, takes tax money from other taxing entity’s, the Branson R4 School District, Taney County, etc. for its own perceived economic benefit. The money is then given to developers to reimburse them for certain development costs. It can do it regardless of whether or not the other taxing entities agree to such taking or the impact that such taking could have on the operation of the taxing entities from which it is taking revenues.



Unfortunately, as to the Branson Hills project, in spite of lawyers swearing to the contrary, the Ole Seagull has a tough time believing the legal fiction that vacant land is “blighted” and the concept that there can be a redevelopment project before the land had ever been developed in the first place. The concept that taxpayer money should be used to reimburse developers the approximately $184,000 per acre they paid for the allegedly blighted land is beyond his understanding.



Even if one got beyond that, there were other real and practical considerations, not the least of which was the opposition of the Branson R4 School District. Their concern is based on the impact that the diversion of 50 percent of the tax revenues from TIF projects, for up to 23 years, could have on the ability of the school district to maintain the quality of their product, the education of our children and grandchildren.



It costs over $6300 per year for each student sitting in a seat in the Branson schools. Of that amount approximately $5000 per student comes from local tax revenues, a primary source of which is real estate property taxes. The vast majority of the schools income from the real estate tax is from commercial real estate. Under the current Branson TIF for Branson Hills, 50 percent of the commercial real estate taxes will be used, for up to 23 years, to pay the TIF off. Unfortunately, the school district cannot wait for up to 23 years to pay for the education of its children.



There is a dizzying array of figures that the City and developers present to show just how much money the TIF will generate for everyone. It simply dazzles an Ole Seagull’s mind but this one thing he knows, if the person that has the responsibility for the financial planning of the Branson schools, Brian Blankenship, its business manager, says there is a problem, as he so succinctly did at the Dec. 14 meeting of the Branson TIF Commission, then there is a problem. A problem that the school district has been trying to resolve since this TIF was first proposed.



For those and other reasons, as a Taney County representative to the Branson TIF Commission, the Ole Seagull voted on Dec. 14, as he has voted in the past, against the Branson Hills TIF. But, as in the past, it was an exercise in futility because six of the ten member commission, is composed of Branson Aldermen. In spite of the school districts objections and Blankenship’s excellent presentation, they voted for the amended TIF Plan. The final vote was the six Branson Aldermen against the two Taney County and two Branson R4 School District representatives.



The bottom line is this, if the school district doesn’t have the funds it needs, because, among other things, the number of kids it has to educate, exceeds its current income, there are only two choices, cut back on the quality of the educational experience that our children receive or raise taxes. The first option is no option; that leaves only the raising of real estate taxes. That is unless, between now and when the Branson Board of Aldermen meet to formally approve the recommendation that it voted to send itself for approval, common sense prevails and an accommodation is made to meet the school districts concern.


As each of the Branson Board of Alderman voted for the TIF they expressed their commitment to the education of our areas children. If it was more than words, they will actively work with the Branson school district to resolve its concerns. What are the chances of that happening? Oh, about the same as it has been over the last two years or all of the new one percent retail sales tax that the voters recently voted in going for tourism marketing but, after all, it is Christmas and the season of hope

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Special Branson reunion performance celebrates the Lennon Sisters 50th anniversary!

America was first introduced to the Lennon Sisters, Dee Dee, Peggy, Kathy, and Janet, on the Lawrence Welk Christmas Show in 1955. They were an instant success and dubbed “America’s Sweethearts of Song.” For the last 50 years their rare combination of talent, beauty, personality, values, God and family, have endeared them to their fans and America.

Although only two months old when her sisters made that first appearance, younger sister, Mimi has played in integral part in the Lennon Sister phenomenon. Over the 50 years that they have been performing, at one time or another, because of sickness, pregnancy, retirement, etc. she has enabled the “show to go on” by filling in for one of her sisters. When Peggy retired in 1999 Mimi rejoined her sisters full time. Dee Dee retired after the 2000 season.

The Lennon Sisters, Kathy, Janet, and Mimi, have been performing at the Welk Resort Theatre in Branson, Missouri during the 2005 Christmas Season with the Gatlin Brothers in a dynamic Christmas show. Those attending the show the evening of Dec. 9 received a very special Christmas gift as Peggy and Dee Dee rejoined their sisters on stage to reminisce and perform a couple of numbers in celebration of their 50th Anniversary in show business. It was a special moment made even more special because over 40 members of their family was there to help celebrate the occasion.

As they sang the beauty and harmony of their voices and their innate ability to connect with their audience joyfully and memorably testified as to why, even after 50 years, the Lennon Sisters are still America’s Sweethearts of Song.”

Welk-Sullivan Production, the producers of the Gatlin Brothers/Lennon Sisters Christmas Show has announced that because of the overwhelming success and demand for this years show that it will be at the Welk Resort Theatre again during the 2006 Christmas Season.

Originally Published In the Branson Courier on Dec. 11, 2005.

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This is Branson, Missouri – “Happy Holidays” nothing, “Merry Christmas” to you too Wal-Mart!

It seems that prices are not the only thing that the insipid little Wal-Mart smiley face is slashing. Currently, it appears that the little critter is more interested in slashing Christmas from Wal-Mart stores than in slashing prices.



In a recent Associated Press story, entitled “Wal-Mart Says Happy Holidays Covers Several Events,” Dan Fogleman, Senior Manager, Public Relations for Wal-Mart said that Wal-Mart is encouraging the use of the term “Happy Holidays” to “include celebrations from Thanksgiving to Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and New Year’s Eve as well as Christmas.” It’s an interesting, if somewhat confusing concept but, more importantly, what a strange way for Wal-Mart to show just how much they care about the feelings of the vast majority of its customers to whom the holiday of Christmas is so special.



An Ole Seagull is confused. If, for whatever reason, it was truly the “celebration” of certain events that Wal-Mart management wanted combined into a single greeting, why use the term “Happy Holidays” instead of “Happy Celebrations?” It becomes even more confusing when one considers that although all five could be celebrations only two of Wal-Mart’s named celebrations are official holidays, Thanksgiving and Christmas, and only two are recognized as religious Holidays, Hanukkah and Christmas.



So exactly what does the term “Happy Holidays” mean? To an Ole Seagull, in this time and place in history, it is the term used by those who want to, not only obscure the significance, meaning, and importance of Christmas, but remove the very word “Christmas” from public display or mention.



It’s amazing, from a business perspective, why any business, but especially Wal-Mart would want to do anything but promote Christmas let alone something that obscures it. Is there another single holiday besides Christmas that means as much to the vast majority of their customers besides perhaps, Easter and Thanksgiving? What other holiday generates as much economic activity for Wal-Mart or the nation’s other retailers? Is it Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or New Year’s Eve? Not in this life time!



Yet, in spite of all that Christmas does for their bottom line and all that it means to most of its customers, how does Wal-Mart’s management shows its “holiday” compassion and kindness and just how much it cares about the Christmas feelings of those customers? Apparently, by intentionally taking steps to remove the word Christmas from their corporate culture.



They know they can get way with it because they are the biggest retailer in the nation and know that most of their customers, including Christians, will tend to ignore their actions regarding Christmas in favor of the cheaper prices and merchandise selections they offer. Oh, how well they think they know the level of commitment that most of their customers have to themselves, saving money, and convenience as compared to the true meaning of Christmas.



But wouldn’t it be interesting to see what Wal-Mart would do if those who value the traditional Christmas, and resent Wal-Mart’s arrogant actions toward it, simply resolved to shop at Wal-Mart 20 percent less during the next year. Oh, they’d shop at Wal-Mart, particularly for the bargains, but would purpose to take 20 percent of the business elsewhere. How special it would be if every person participating in that program just wrote the word “Merry Christmas” on a slip of paper and handed it to the Wal-Mart Associate checking them out as they paid for their merchandise throughout the year.



Is that the Wal-Mart smiley face zapping prices in the book section? It’s the smiley face all right but it’s not zapping prices. It appears to be hovering over a book that has fallen off the shelf and flipped open as it fell to the floor. Wait, is its head bowed, is that tears falling from its eyes as people rush by, pushing it out of the way as, in their urge to shop, they step over and on the page of the book that reads, “for today in the city of David there has been born for you a Savior, who is Christ the Lord?”

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New Book byBranson Area Author Goes Politically Incorrect over Taboo Topics

Politics and religion—two topics “they” say are best avoided around the dinner table. The Christmas ham may not be the only juicy item served up this holiday season. Consider the latest stories being gobbled up on the media circuit: Wedding Bells will soon be ringing for pop singers George Michael and Sir Elton John. A continuing battle wages from left to right over Judge Samuel Alito Jr.’s views on abortion. What’s a Christian to do? A brand new book jabs a fork into the eye of political correctness. Author Robert J. Burton declares, “In these perilous times, when godlessness and moral relativism are sweeping through the world, the true remnant of the Church must be willing to take a stand.” Will the Real Christians Please Stand Up! challenges Christians to fully live as followers of Jesus, to call out the sin yet love the sinner. Burton throws down the gauntlet to believers, demanding they stop “playing” church.



Burton’s controversial new book Will the Real Christians Please Stand Up! Biblical Reflections on the Meaning of the Christian Life (November, $17.99, 1-59781-486-5) discusses quite a few “dangerous” topics, including Satan and spiritual warfare, Christians taking a stand on issues the world has made controversial (abortion, homosexual activity, same-sex marriage), and the fact that those who do not believe in the Trinity may call themselves Christians. The author tackles yet another contentious theme, stating “the real Christian does not try to turn God into a puppet by proclaiming that if we just ‘name it’ (what we want) in faith, ‘we can claim it’; this is a dangerous way to use the Word of God to support materialism and worldliness.” In these examples and others, the real Christian should deeply love the people involved in abortion, homosexual behavior, and other actions contrary to the true will of God, says Burton. Each of his 32 reflections draws heavily on Scripture. Will the Real Christians Please Stand Up! provides a blueprint for the “sold-out” committed Christian life. The book will also be helpful to people who are not Christians or are disillusioned Christians, seeking to understand what essential Christianity means.




Robert J. Burton lives in the Ozark Mountains of Southwest Missouri, near Branson. He has been a human resources professional for more than 35 years, with almost 25 of them at Herschend Family Entertainment Corporation. Based in Branson, HFE is a company with entertainment and recreation properties in Missouri, Tennessee, Georgia, Texas, and other areas. Burton also coordinates a 24/7 prayer team for the Silver Dollar City Foundation.



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He has a master’s degree in theology and is active as a teacher, facilitator, and guest preacher in the Branson area. He and his wife, Barbara, have been married for more than 37 years. They have two sons, John and Mike, and two adopted daughters, Mandi and Megan.



Xulon Press is the world’s largest Christian publisher, with more than 2,500 titles published to date. Retailers may order Will the Real Christians Please Stand Up!through Ingram Book Company and/or Spring Arbor Book Distributors.

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Will the city of Branson and its marketing partners keep faith with the voters?

In its simplest and most basic terms, on Nov. 8, in a very practical and unselfish act, the voters of the Branson area voted to, among others, tax themselves so that adequate funds were available to bring new visitors into the Branson area as soon as possible. Now don’t get all riled up, the Ole Seagull knows that, in pure legal terms, the purpose of the tax is to provide funds for “the marketing, advertising, and promotion of tourism, the administration thereof, and a reasonable reserve” to “enhance the economic health of the district.”



That said however, the reality of the situation appears pretty simple. If, the end results of all that legalese and the Nov. 8 election, is not a timely significant increase in the number of new visitors to the Branson area the marketing will be of as much value to Branson as Terrell Owens is to the Philadelphia Eagles’ hopes of going to the super Bowl this year.



Prior to the passage of the tax the voters were told, and bought into the concept, that Branson needs to quickly and significantly increase the number of its first time visitors. They voted for a new tax so that there would be enough marketing money for Branson to market itself against its competitors who all have marketing budgets significantly greater than Branson’s $3.1 million i.e. Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge’s $11 million and Wisconsin Dells’ $7.1 million.



They were led to believe that the new tax would raise about $6 million dollars, which, when added to the approximately $3.1 million currently used to market Branson, would, for the first time, give the Branson area the marketing funds needed to competitively market it against other tourist destinations, approximately $9.1 million. But what happens to that competitiveness if the approximately $3.1 million currently being used to market Branson is reduced, eliminated, or used for other purposes?



The net result is that instead of having an additional $6 million dollars to market Branson there would only be an additional $2.9 million. Even worse, however, is the distinct possibility of still not having enough money to market Branson effectively against its competitors. How can this happen after the voters just provided another $6 million dollars so that Branson would be able to market itself competitively?



Hypothetically, let’s go to the “Tourist Destination 500” auto race. It’s a winner take all challenge with the winner getting one million new first time visitors. The Branson car is racing against the Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge and Wisconsin Dells cars. At a minimum, it will require 100 gallons of fuel to finish the race. The Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge car has 120 gallons, the Wisconsin Dells car has 110 gallons, and the Branson car has 66 gallons. Anyone want to guess which car doesn’t have a chance of finishing the race let alone winning?



To an Ole Seagull, marketing’s fuel is funding. If it takes $8-9 million to finish the “marketing race” and Branson only has $6 million will the final result be much different than it will be in the “Tourist Destination 500” race described above? It won’t make any difference how brilliant the race strategy was, how skillfully the car was driven, or how far ahead Branson was when the car ran out of gas short of the finish line, the Branson area still loses.



For the sake of discussion, let’s say that Branson’s $3.1 current million marketing effort is funded with $2.3 million from the current City of Branson Tourism Tax and about $800,000 from Marketing Partners, local tourism businesses that contribute marketing funds to the marketing of Branson. Obviously, if that support is not maintained it will reduce the amount of “new” funds available to market the Branson area from $6 million to $2.9 million.



To keep that from happening, doesn’t it make sense for the City of Branson and the Marketing Partners to maintain the same levels of marketing support they have in the past? To work to find a way to combine that support in a coordinated cohesive marketing effort with, and controlled by, the independent Tourism Community Enhancement District Board?



To an Ole Seagull it does. Why? In addition to insuring that faith is kept with the voters, it will also provide the Branson area with the benefit of its best funded market effort ever at a time when it is sorely needed. If made in a timely manner, this effort can help those businesses that are hurting now, and, trust an Ole Seagull on this, the many more, particularly existing retail, that will be hurting over the next year or two if significantly more new and return visitors are not brought into the Branson area quickly, like “yesterday.”


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Pearl Harbor Day ceremony downtown Branson

Pearl Harbor Day ceremony downtown Branson



On Wednesday, Dec. 7, the Branson Veterans Task Force will commemorate National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day with a ceremony at 11 a.m. on the Lake Taneycomo lakefront, downtown Branson.



A wreath will be placed on the water in memory of the Americans killed on Dec. 7, 1941, and in honor of those who have served the nation. The ceremony will also include the toll of the bell, according to Tom Goldsworthy, vice chairman of the Branson Veterans Task Force and event organizer. The eight bells signify the time, 8 a.m., when Japanese planes attacked the United States Naval Base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii Territory killing more than 2,400 Americans and wounding another 1,100. The following day President Franklin Roosevelt addressing a joint session of Congress called Dec. 7 ‘a date which will live in infamy.’ Declaring war against Japan, Congress ushered the United States of America into World War II.



Goldsworthy said Tom Eckert of 14 Karat Country will also be assisting with the ceremony and members of the Pearl Harbor Association in Springfield have been invited as special guests. The group will be treated to lunch following the ceremony at Golden Corral.



“We encourage the public to attend this ceremony to show gratitude for the greatest generation’s service and sacrifice to defeat tyranny,” Goldsworthy said.



Directions:To get to the lakefront near Scotty’s Trout Dock where the ceremony will be held take Business 65 South in downtown Branson to East Long St. and follow the signs under one bridge and just before the railroad bridge to the dock.



By Presidential decree, the flag of the United States of America should be flown at half-staff on Dec. 7 in honor of those who died as a result of their service at Pearl Harbor.



This is just one of many community service projects sponsored by the Branson Veterans Task Force and its partners, the largest of which is Veterans Homecoming in November. The Task Force works to promote an environment of patriotic pride and dignity to recognize and honor the nation’s veterans and their families. For more information contact: Branson Veterans Task Force Inc., 138 Pointe Royale Drive Suite 0 (Helms Building), Branson, MO 65615 or call 417-337-VETS.

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Branson’s December character trait is Compassion/Kindess – caring for others

Branson’s character trait for December is Compassion/Kindess – caring for others.


The Ole Seagull and the Branson Courier are “partner”s in the First PLACE, “Partners, Linking Arms for Character Education,” program that is being conducted during the 2005-2006 school year in Taney County. The simple program uses a combination of our areas schools, the community, and family to fill and reinforce the minds of our children with positive character traits that can forever change their lives.


For more information on the First PLACE program see the editorial entitled, “Character takes First PLACE within our community!” or go to the First Place Website.

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Eureka Springs Great Passion Play Grounds Light Up For Christmas

In Eureka Springs, Arkansas, The Great Passion Play lights up for Christmas with thousands of lights, a special “Tour of the Windows”, “Christmas On Ice” performances, appearances by artists Jack Dawson, O. D. Sherrill and Mel Shipley, Victorian street scenes right out of a Charles Dickens’ novel, and a live interactive nativity set in first century Bethlehem. While the centerpiece of The Great Passion Play Christmas Experience is its interactive “Beyond Dickens” show, several additions add to the Christmas festivities.



New this year is the “Tour of the Windows” – fabulous window displays throughout the grounds. The window displays were created by area businesses and Great Passion Play employees. Visitors can see the Crescent Hotel recreated in all its glory as a Gingerbread Inn, a fanciful Hawaiian Christmas scene presented by Treasures from the Pacific, and a window by Christmas Memories featuring a life-size nutcracker. For those who enjoy the outdoors, Lollipops & Roses Floral Shop offers up a fishing scene to delight any sports minded person and Doris McPherson & Kathy Hanlon have created a winter wonderland of a ski village. Aficionados of Department 56 will delight in the extensive Department 56 Village created by Linn Pyatt and Doris McPherson. A beautiful Victorian arrangement is sponsored by the Eureka Flower Shop; Charlie and Donna Stoll decorated a window with wood crafts, and the Passion Play Gift Shop Staff created heartwarming scenes with dolls, snowmen, a Fontinini nativity, and more. While enjoying this unique “Tour of the Windows”, visitors also delight in the beautiful lighting of the Amphitheater with thousands of lights illuminating the world famous set and tram ride to the giant Christ of the Ozarks to see the decorated grounds of the statue.



Before entering the “Beyond Dickens” Christmas Experience, visitors also enjoy meeting famous artist Jack Dawson at the Sacred Arts Center, where his painting “The Passion Tree”, as well as other works of art, is displayed. At the Bible Museum a special collection of angels and 1000’s of Bibles are displayed and visitors also travel through time at the Museum of Earth History. As the town of Eureka Springs is celebrating “It’s A Dickens of A Christmas”, The Great Passion Play encourages visitors to go “Beyond Dickens”. This unique Christmas experience takes visitors into the very first Christmas where visitors join the travelers from throughout Judea, the citizens & animals, the Roman soldiers, tax collectors, Shepherds, and Mary & Joseph to create a live interactive nativity scene.



After leaving the “Beyond Dickens” Christmas Experience, visitors venture inside the Christmas Hall where Christmas nativities from around the world are displayed and a special presentation of “Christmas On Ice…A Stroll Down Memory Lane” completes the evening. A community project produced by a volunteer cast, “Christmas On Ice” is led by Darry and Pam Lisemby.



In its third season, “Beyond Dickens” is breaking all previous attendance records and attracting more visitors from outside the Northwest Arkansas area. Sponsored by both The Great Passion Play and local Eureka Springs businesses, the “Beyond Dickens” Christmas Experience continues to help expand the tourism season and adds greatly to the local economy.



“Beyond Dickens” is fast-becoming a must-experience event for the whole family. Family passes for mom, dad, and all the kids 17 and under, are available. “Beyond Dickens” is open through December 10 on Friday and Saturday nights from 5:30 PM to 8:00 PM. Adult admission is $10.00, admission for children ages 6 -17 is $5.00, and the family pass is $20.00. For more information, please call 800-882-7529 or visit the website at http://www.greatpassionplay.com/christmas/.

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Branson and “Christmas on the Trail” a perfect way to start the Christmas Season

I finally got to make it to Branson just before Thanksgiving and I really enjoyed it! In each of the five shows that I got to see, Christmas was being celebrated! It was so wonderful to celebrate the Savior’s birth before December, when things really get hectic. It was a perfect way to start the holiday season!



But to my surprise, it wasn’t the big name shows with the famous stars and spacious auditoriums, that I liked the best. My favorite show was in a huge tent and it was called “Christmas on the Trail” with the Trailhands. Moreover, it was a dinner show with wonderful chuck wagon food cooked in big ole pots like the cowboys used to do in the late 1800’s. We had delicious Trail Stew; Sparklin’ Taters; melt-in-your-mouth cornbread; and for dessert, tasty Campfire Cobbler! Yum, Yum!



Besides the great food, we enjoyed an outstanding show! The music of the Trailhands’ reminded me of “The Sons of the Pioneers”. We got to experience a Christmas night on the prarie where the cowboys were sitting on hay bales, around a “campfire” singing, talking, and playing instruments such as guitars, banjos, a mandolin, a harmonica, two fiddles and a bass. The songs we heard, the cowboy’s prayer, and the Christmas poetry took all of us back in time, so we could share in that experience.



To my delight, most all of the songs, cowboy poetry, and prayers centered on Jesus, the true reason for the season. For example, I never thought about using a single bright star on the prairie, to remind me of the star that led the wise men to little Jesus. I never thought about snow-capped peaks to remind me of the angels in their glory. I never thought that the angels could just as easily come to a bunch of cowboys to announce the birth of Jesus, if He had been born in the 19th century rather than the first century. To me, Christmas on the Trail, sure put a new perspective on Christmas!



As one of the cowboys explained, the cowboy’s sanctuary was the sky. His choir was the lowing of the cattle, the sound of a whippoorwill, the coyotes, and the crickets. The places where the cowboy worshipped were made by the Lord Himself.



Then, there was the cowboy whose prayer touched me deeply. He didn’t get any gifts for Christmas. To him, a gift was a clear day with no wind and he was thankful for that! But most of all, he was thankful for the gift of God’s Son who was sent “on that Christmas morn, laid in a horse stall, wrapped in borrowed clothes.” God’s Son was such a wonderful gift of love, so that we might live!



Their next to last song was a Christmas prayer and blessing for the audience. Here are some of the words:



May Santa fill your stockings


And Jesus fill your hearts


With peace and joy, this season


And when the New Year starts.



May friends and family gather


To celebrate His birth


With songs of praise and glory


And prayers for peace on earth.



His grace and love will keep us


If we’ll only believe


So trust in Him throughout the year


As well as Christmas Eve.



After the show, my brother and I stayed behind to buy some CD’s and visit with one of the trail hands. I don’t remember his name, but he said that he was “living a dream” and I couldn’t agree with him more! I sure enjoyed being there to live it with him!



Written by:Linda Woodrow, Okalahoma City



Editors Note: This Letter to the Editor is being published as a Guest Writer piece in the Entertainment Section rather than the Letter to the Editor because it is an excellent review of a show that might be of interest to others coming to Branson. It should be noted that the “Christmas on the Trail” show is located at The Shepherd of the Hills,5586 West Highway 76 and it also includes a a journey through The Trail of Lights after the show. In the Ole Seagull’s opinion this is the best drive through animated Christmas Light display in the Branson Area.



Gary J. Groman a.k.a. The Ole Seagull


Editor and Publisher



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“Hail Caesar!” the theme for the “new” Branson?

The Nov. 4 edition of this paper contained a letter to the editor signed by Mayor Louis E. Schaefer expressing concerns about the Ole Seagull’s Sunday Oct. 16 column entitled “A question for Branson’s elected and appointed officials, Would you like to be treated this way?” The style and tenor of the letter was strangely reminiscent of a similar letter on the same topic that was published in the Sep. 29, 2004 edition of this paper. That letter was signed by City Administrator Terry Dody. Oh, and by the way, evidently the answer was “Yes.”



From the “get go,” let’s be clear on what the issue is. It’s not about a tree being cut down, annexing land, what’s in the minutes of meetings, the city requiring the removal of a “breakfast special sign” from a downtown restaurant that had been in place for years, some one being able to speak at public meetings or how they do it, the manner and way in which the liberty tree was removed, etc. To an Ole Seagull it’s about treating people the right way, the way things are done, and, what he believes is yet another example of how Branson is changing under the leadership of the man who seemingly controls its government in a Caesar like grip.



Why the Ole Seagull almost expects to see supplicants throwing palm branches down in front of his Suburban SUV as he drives through “his kingdom,” whoops, sorry, a slip of the tongue, “the city of Branson.” Some might say, “But Seagull, the Mayor doesn’t drive a suburban SUV.” Of course they would be right. Would all those who believe that either the Mayor or the board of aldermen actually control Branson’s city government please raise their hands? Hail Caesar!



Annexation or elections, the city’s new reputation under its current unelected leadership speaks for itself. As that leadership transforms the Branson that used to be into the new “upscale” Branson of the future it sometimes seems that all vestiges of the old, every tree, rock, and, seemingly, the very spirit, personality and “niceness” that used to be Branson, must go. Oh, they’ll talk the talk but when it comes to walking the walk the new Branson appears to be as devoid of the old Branson as the Taneycomo Lakefront is of its trees.



Dody’s letter of a year ago, the current letter, and the city’s handling of the tree situation from day one are but manifestations of what businesses and citizens alike can expect in the new Branson. What is the chance that three business owners simply woke up one morning and said, “We’ve got nothing else to do today so let’s cut down a city owned tree?” An Ole Seagull would suggest that they are about the same as the city of Branson accepting any responsibility for what happened to the tree.



What bodes ominously for the future of Branson however is the manner in which Branson’s uncontrolled unelected leadership is transitioning Branson from the old to the new. One prime example from the mayor’s letter illustrates the point. It said, “The opinion column incorrectly states that after issuing a ticket the ‘city took no further action to pursue the case until the sisters recently filed a motion to have the case dismissed.'”



In fact, the column didn’t even contain the words “issuing” or “ticket” or any word close to them. Further, the sentence preceding the sentence that the writer of the letter quoted from stated, “After the charges were filed in the Branson Municipal Court, the sisters requested, for obvious reasons, a change of venue into the Taney County Court system.”



Even omitting that wasn’t enough of a distortion for the writer of the letter. The first part of the sentence that the writer selectively quoted contained the words “The request was granted and” immediately prior to the words “the city took no further action to pursue the case until the sisters recently filed a motion to have the case dismissed.” The integrity of someone who would intentionally mislead in this manner is as obvious as the motivation prompting the action.



Although the Ole Seagull would relish the opportunity to continue through the letter and deal with each issue on a similar basis what would it accomplish? To the Ole Seagull, this issue has never been about the commission of a crime. It has been about the responsiveness of government, effectively communicating with people, and treating them the way that they would like to be treated. He believes but for the actions of the city itself, the tree would still be standing.



At the end of the day however, what an Ole Seagull believes matters not; what matters is that Branson’s Caesar will still be Caesar and he will still rule supreme. Hail Caesar!

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U.S. Highway 65 improvements progress

Continuing rapid progress of highway and bridge improvements were the major points of discussion at a Partners In Progress meeting held at Hollister Town Hall Thursday afternoon.



“Hollister City Administrator Rick Ziegenfuss chaired the meeting and discussed progress of the U.S. 65 improvement project inside Hollister city limits, the new U.S. 65 bridge over Lake Taneycomo, the future widening of U.S. 65 to the Arkansas border and the proposed East West Corridor project.



“All of the construction going on is moving ahead nicely and we want to strongly stress to the public that safety is of the utmost concern in all of these projects,” Ziegenfuss said. “We are enforcing the new


construction zone speed limits with all law enforcement agencies as we insist on safety for both the public and the workers.



“Law enforcement officials from Missouri State Highway Patrol, Taney County Sheriff’s Department, Branson Police Department and our Hollister Police Department have met together and determined that they will all enforce the construction speed limits,” Ziegenfuss said. “Some minimal delays can be expected, but we ask everyone to remain patient as these projects will give us a better system of roadways when they are completed.”



Construction of the new bridge has also progressed quickly with a lot of work being done on both the access areas to the new bridge and with the bridge supports under Lake Taneycomo. “We have made progress on the new bridge, but there will be time next week when we will have to work from the existing bridge during evening hours and we will once again appreciate a law enforcement presence,” APAC-Missouri Superintendent Gene Havens said. “We have been pleased with boaters taking it easy around our work area also as we are very safety conscious with our workers and the public.”



Improvements to U.S. 65 to the Arkansas border are progressing with 95 percent of the right-of-way lands being procured and the contract will be awarded on May 19, 2006. Missouri Department of Transportation (MoDOT) designers are currently working on final designs for the project.



The East West Corridor is something the City of Hollister has deemed necessary to help with traffic flow in and out of the city and also ease access to and egress from U.S. 65. “We are going to take this issue up with Taney County Commissioners on Dec. 1,” Ziegenfuss said. “The first $4 million of the road is included in our proposed Tax Increment Finance District and we want their approval of the idea.


“We believe that the east-west corridor is critical for Hollister and county commissioners agree with us on that issue,”



Ziegenfuss said. “There is a lot of work to be done on the design and exact location of the


projected road “The City of Hollister has worked very hard with MoDOT and the contractors


to get these projects completed as it has previously been very difficult to move north and south on U.S. 65 through Hollister,” Ziegenfuss said. “People can now see that things are definitely going to get a lot better in the near future.”



During the different phases of construction, road information will be broadcast on MoDOT radio 1610 AM, City of Hollister website at cityofhollister.com and the MoDOT website at modot.state.mo.us.



Courtesy of Branson Daily Independent

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Gatlin Brothers/Lennon Sisters show – a special Christmas Blessing for Branson

At the outset an Ole Seagull must admit that he can’t read a note of music and doesn’t know a “beet” from a “beat,” but even he knew that he was listening to something special as he listened to the Gatlin Brothers and Lennon Sisters present their Christmas Show at the Welk Theatre in Branson, Missouri on the afternoon of Nov. 19, 2005. On their own, each group has that unique special blend of natural singing ability and harmony that God blesses very few families with. But when the two groups combine to present the Christmas portion of the show that blessing is multiplied exponentially, creating a synergy and spirit that fills ones heart with the true meaning of Christmas even as they realize that they are participating in a very special entertainment experience.

The first half of the show features the Gatlin Brothers, Larry, Steve, and Rudy “on doing all the hits they are famous for, “Houston,” “She’s a Broken Lady,” “All the Gold in California” as only they can do them with Larry and Steve providing just the right amount of comedic and audience interaction. How does “Boogers and Snot” fit into the great scheme of life, well wonder no more because Larry and, through video, his granddaughter, Parker, will make it all clear.

Ever since a 15 year old boy came in from hunting and walked through the door of his uncles house in 1956 and saw the Lennon Sisters for the first time and realized that there was more to life than hunting and fishing he has been a Lennon Sisters fan. That is mentioned simply because, as they sang their portion of the first half, that boy, who is now 64 years old and back to fishing, took a few pictures and simply, for the most part, sat there mesmerized by the beautiful elegance of their music and harmony rather than writing down what it was they were singing. One highlight, from a performance filled with “highlights,” would be their beautiful rendition of “Somewhere” from the musical “Westside Story.”

What is really special about this show is that it is the raw skill of the entertainer’s not production and special effects. Oh, sure there are sets and decorations but, at the end of the day, it is the obvious skill of the performers involved who make it the special experience that it is. The seamless subtle way that the extremely talented band, composed of Steve Smith, who has been playing guitar for the Gatlins for years, George Perilli on percussion, Galen Butler on the keyboard, and the addition of Mike Cathcart on guitar, with the Lennon Sisters, blends in with the performers voices accentuating and highlighting the beauty and harmony of their voices rather than overpowering them.

The Christmas portion covers the entire second half of the show and, let there be no doubt about it, although “Happy Holidays” might be the theme at Walmart, in this show there is no doubt that the holiday being celebrated is Christmas. From the opening number to the grand finale, it is one traditional Christmas favorite after another with a couple of surprises thrown in. The Gatlin’s rendition of the “The 12 Days of Christmas” is a real crowd pleaser and adds the Gatlin’s own special meaning to the phrase “There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

The main highlight was when the Lennon Sisters and the Gatlins sang a medley of Christmas carols accompanied only by Steve Smith and Mike Cathcart on the guitar. The blending of their voices and harmonies with the beautiful guitar playing of Steve and Mike results in a simple elegant expression of the Christmas spirit. Or was it the Lennon Sisters rendition “Ave Maria,” or the number where two of Janet’s “angel” grand daughters, Lia, 6, and Ana 4, stood watch over the baby Jesus as their grandmother and her sisters sang His praises. Maybe it was the combined voices and the power and conviction of the grand finale.

Whatever the highlight might be, the Gatlin Brothers and Lennon Sisters Christmas Show is not only a poignant musical definition of the true meaning of Christmas it is a unique one of a kind opportunity to experience the synergy of two of America’s favorite singing groups as they join their voices and harmonies together in a beautiful, powerful, and moving musical experience that is without parallel. These folks need to make an album of inspirational songs together!

Originally Published In the Branson Courier on Nov. 22, 2005.

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Branson’s 57th Adoration Parade has new parade route

When the first of over 50 marching bands, drum and bugle teams, parade floats, and other units steps off in the 57th Branson Adoration Parade shortly after the Nativity Scene on Mt. Branson is lit at 5:00 p.m. on December 4, 2005, it will be on a new parade route through historic downtown Branson. The changes are necessary because of the construction of the Branson Landing redevelopment project scheduled to open in the spring of 2006 and its new convention center scheduled to open in 2007.



The new parade route this year will “will go north on Business 65 and Commercial St. from E. Long, ending at Oklahoma.” For maps or further information on the route contact the Branson/Lakes Area Chamber of Commerce & CVB 1-417-334-4084 or 800-214-3661.



Branson’s Adoration Parade is a non commercial event honoring the true meaning of CHRISTmas and celebrating the lighting of the giant Nativity Scene high above Historic Downtown Branson on Mount Branson. It’s combination of non commercialism, the theme of “Keeping Christ in Christmas,” and the time of day it is held make it one of the most unique parades in America, if not the world.It is one of Americas few night time parades and every float must carry their own self contained lighting system.Many of the marching units have miniature lighting systems on their uniforms and instruments.



The Adoration Parade and Nativity Scene lighting has been an Ozarks tradition for well over half a century, long before the Branson became a popular Christmas destination.It is first and foremost, a way for those privileged enough to live in these blessed Ozark hills to have an opportunity to celebrate the birth of the One for whom Christmas is named, the Christ Child, and the hope, love, and peace that He offers.

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Thanksgiving is all about to whom the “Thanks” is “given!”

Common sense tells an Ole Seagull that something celebrated as “Thanksgiving Day” should be a day of “giving thanks.”Generally speaking, who among us says “thank you” to “no one?” Generally, when thanks is given it is for something and is “given” to the person or entity believed to have provided that something.



Yet, even as some would take “CHRIST” out of CHRISTmas they would take the “Giving” out of Thanksgiving. To whom are we giving thanks? From Coronado’s 1541 Thanksgiving in Palo Duro Canyon, in what is now West Texas, through the 1600 Puritan Thanksgivings in New England, history testifies to the fact that our modern day Thanksgiving is rooted on giving thanks to God for blessings bestowed.



The true meaning of “Thanksgiving,” and its involvement with the very foundation of our Nation can be readily gleaned from the Proclamations establishing it and history itself. One of the “First Thanksgiving Proclamations,” issued in 1676, by the Governing Council of Charlestown, Massachusetts proclaimed, “a day of Solemn Thanksgiving and praise to God for such his Goodness and Favor.”



On December 18, 1777, after the victory over the British at Saratoga, the Congress recommended, “That at one time, and with one voice, the good people may express the grateful feelings of their hearts, and consecrate themselves to the service of their divine benefactor; and that, together with their sincere acknowledgements and offerings they may join the penitent confession of their sins; and supplications for such further blessings as they stand in need of.”



On November 16, 1789, the First President of the United States, George Washington, issued a Thanksgiving Proclamation stating, “Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor, and Whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint committee requested me to ‘recommend to the People of the United States a day of public thanks-giving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many single favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness.'”



Perhaps Abraham Lincoln, in his 1863 Thanksgiving Proclamation said it best. “No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things.They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy. It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and one voice by the whole American People.I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens.”



Particularly at this time in our Nations history, it would seem appropriate, during our Thanksgiving celebrations, to stop and give “thanks” to Almighty God for the many blessings he has bestowed upon this Nation and its people.As Lincoln so beautifully said, “No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things.They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God.”

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